One of the best Seinfeld lines EVER.

“You’re a cashier!” 😂💀

Hellooo newman.

With seinfeld’s “material” I’m surprised he had kids. I guess money CAN buy anything.

Jerry Seinfeld : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.
George Costanza : [Takes a deep breath]  My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
Victoria : I'm Victoria. Hi.

“The Stockholm might not’ve sunk you Eldridge, BUT I WILL!”

That is a pretty stark phrasing of "It's a show about nothing."

I love Seinfeld, and this clip is hilarious, but would like to highlight the wrongness of an implication either that being a cashier is not a respectable occupation or that a cashier has no right to have standards about whom to respect. Any honest work is worthy.

Is he secretly southern 🤨🤔

I think Jerry Seinfeld was much funnier in the TV show that as a stand up comic.

There's an earlier part of that episode when she says: "Jerry, sometimes I just don't know." in that southern accent. My wife and I often use that line.

I did enjoy sienfeld, but my favorite comedy series all time is Corner Gas nothing else comes close for me

I've heard so many bad Southern accents from actors. Hers, though, is actually pretty good.

The show was never the same after Larry David left.

[Jerry, about Kramer]“What’s really amazing is that his formal training is in pediatrics!”

Who was that actress, she was great!

"come on Jerry, you know I always wanted to pretend to be an architect".

History will judge her kindly ...

YOU WANT COME UP FOR A FEW MINUTES,
WELL THAT WOULD BE A QUICKIE.
NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

George is The Best !

I’m with her…never did get it …

Best line, while the gang is waiting in the car. "Hey what day of the week is it?" "Thursday." "Huh, feels like a Tuesday." <pause> "Tuesday doesn't have a feeling."

“It’s just so much fluff”

😂

Actually one of the weaker Seinfeld scenes. Sooo many better ones

He should have lead with "Ya like jazz?"

Who is the actress?

Still trying to figure out what the great line was.

Do you have instant coffee?

I saw your act

The delivery was perfect

we judge people

You're a cashier!

Perfect

Pretty good, but there were even better lines:

George to woman dumping him because he got arrogant after becoming a hand model: "You can't leave me--I've got hand!"
Woman: "That's good, because you're going to need it."

George: The jerk store called and they're running out of you!. Cracking line! 🤣

I agree with her😊😅

😂😂😂😂😂😂

the whole notion of this quitessential NY Jew dating this slow-talking, ultra southern belle....I could have told him from the start that they were not going to work out.

I always think of the line he tells the audience in this episode about women caring what men do while men don't care at all.
"You work in a slaughterhouse? Great, clean yourself up and let's go!"

"Reading a book about Leonardo da Vinci. You know that means 'from Vinci'"
"must be some book"

Not really that funny. Can’t watch shows with laugh tracts. Which is why I don’t listen to Biden’s speeches.

I agree with her, his stand up sucks ass. Maybe it was funny in the 80s and 90s.

"Jerry....I don't know..."

What's wrong with being a cashier???

“Mulva?”
- actual best Seinfeld line

Her "Southern" accent is about as good as my Chinese accent.

Me, born and raised in the Southeastern USA.

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Very good, not great 🤣

I have to admit, I agree with her, never found his standup that good. The show was epic, but his standup, not so much.

"You're a cashier!"

The same woman played George's girlfriend in a later episode (S6 "The Soup"), where his comments about ma-newer ruined the banter that they'd shared. He tried to get her fired (She was quitting anyway.), and that got George banned from the restaurant by the mean manager.