Minecraft's Most Crushing Speedrun

What song

Huh

Rarest death message player was squished too much by an ender dragon

790083983731772999 is the best seed it spawns you to a 79 cow pit (all stuck in one whole) you have to jump before they all die mine 13.4 second

How does a sniffer kill the player??

Pls add sniffer eating humans in 1.21 Mojang!!!

My brother actually got squished to death by his chickens because he accidentally left seeds in his hands when he went afk

Sniffer was hungry got me💀

BRO DYLAN WANT TO Really SET Every world record in second or even mins

Someone was like, "Hm, a seed with 24 chickens, could be useful."

This dude found too many seeds

I say some one should do a speed run placing 3 candle on a jackolantern in the end on the front of a end ship with the jackolantern faceing foward from the end ship

Prudence treating the orb like her incredibly evil and mysterious baby will never get old.

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Alternate title: Why bedrock and java are not the same, part 534

His mic is kinda goofy

I think DylanDC spent a bit too much time in Minecraft I see this guy find super rare seeds literally everywhere

This happenens to me when I'm I. Public, to many girls just swarm me 😞

every death should have variants. like for this one, there should be
1. (Player) was squished too much.
2. (Player) was cuddled too much. [lol]
3. (Player) had too many fans.
4. (Player) didnt have enough room.

Soundtrack name?

I can see how "Player was squished too much" can be used as something weird

I can't explain just how much I hate this new era of speedrunning where people are just trying to find or just flat out making up the stupidest, most niche categories just to "make a name" for themselves. On the same level as paying Guinness World Records to come and verify your record of "longest time not saying the word flabbergasted" or some shit as if the record has any merit outside of that specific context.

This is how KFC was made in Minecraft, not the death speedrun

can this be improved? if the seed drop from the grass is random then it might be possible to get a seed on first try

netflix: are you still watching?
someone's daughter:

Dylyna semeno

I recently got the death message "Player was Slain by Trident" by breaking the block the Trident was on over and over again and repeatedly taking damage until I died

I love that Minecraft decided to honor our POTUS by introducing a new mob.

someone TAS this

Kfc chickens want revenge

Steve being able to carry the weight of the universe but capable of dying from 24 Chickens lol

The rarest death message is technoblade was pricked to death because technoblade never dies, therefore practically impossible

If you do it on the Wii u version you only get your username

Nah this happened to me in my buddy’s chicken machine 😔

Lol i had idk how dead message that says my friend squished me too much or i was squished myself

That’s how @Jhihita died in a hardcore world once

I died this way when making a gold farm as I didn’t die from the swords but rather the squished me when I fell into the kill chamber

How did he even find this seed?

Jhita was a hardcore player that died in his cow pit

How did you die.

Chickens...

ive almost died to this because my cow pen was too packed and going in it would make you take damage

I accidentally jumped into my egg farm once and got squished to death, another time i jumped in to my cow crusher😂

Now philza has a new challenge

imagine spawning to 24 chickens

You can also get player got blown up by lama death message

This is very common for people that farm animals

Wow, I sure do wonder how long this will take on bedrock?????????

In bedrock we don’t have entity cramming