Survivor's Worst Player Of All Time

You guys rock

Nature's pocket comes in handy for all sorts of things. Not the least of which is storage for large wooden dildos... er immunity idols.

He might be eliminated but at least he sure safe from anal leakage

Bro sacrifice so much for nothing

That's inaccurate, the worst a-holes always get to stay to the very end ;)

That face when he pushed it in😂😂😂

"That's not mine!" "It's your butthole."

How did he get the 1st idol out before the 2nd?

This is a banger

I think they voted him out coz he's such a pain in the arse

😂

isn't that elias's part?

Spoilers for Australian Survivor:



IN AUSTRALIAN SURVIVOR HEROES VS VILLAINS, ONE OF THE CONTESTANTS ACTUALLY STICKS A FAKE IDOL UP HIS ASS

This was really fucking good.

man. nikky is pretty pale. she can be used to light up a dark space. pretty sure she is highly reflective

om :;D

Yes

As soon as I saw the shape of the idol I knew.

Why wouldn't the second one have come out first?

Milky Nice 🏝️

booba

Was that a trash can or a Mac Pro?

Survivor Cracker Island ☠️

In fact, Pedo Pascal was hiding in his a** this whole time and he is the real host of this show

INCREDIBLE

He's not the "worst" player. Quite a solid move, really! Just bad luck for him that they changed the game on him. And left giant red herring dildos around to be found.

I like that you guys were all wearing Hamas headbands. I appreciate the solida- oh wait those are just green bandanas.

This would be the most interesting thing to happen on any Survivor franchise in 20 years.
The producers should have a serious think about how boring that show has become.
Not a single sodomising change to the format in years.

Great video guys! I think I'll re-upload this to TikTok without any credit now, best video I have made this year by far!

SURVIVOR PART 2

But then... what is it?

Fucking brilliant script, lads and lasses.

I was waiting for the fourth vote to also be for Connor for some reason as a final twist.

This is a concise, informed, educational video. Thank you for delivering yet another important piece of scientific research to the public's view.
P.S. Elias makes a good point about the additional uses of interior paint.

News like that would make me shit an idol.

Podcasts are boring if I want to listen to people talk, I'll turn on the radio

I think he should've won, because how is the rest of the tribe going to match that dedication?

That seems like a dangerously sunny location for a group of people whiter than porcelain to be hanging out.

Dad saying "he's like a cancer, he's gotta go" in a dead serious tone about his son is incredible 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

I think Boston Rob did the same thing

He can always console himself with more immunity

Ok but forreal I legit cant EVER get over how hot Nic is and HOLY FUCK I was today years old when I realized she got a naughty site. THANK YOU JESUS. THANK YOU GANDHI. THANK YOU VIETNAM!

I think the world needs a collab between Crackermilk and VLDL.

Nic and emily🤩

The fact he has the first idol in his hands means he had to take out the second one and out it back in 😂

1. Took me longer than you'd think for me to know for sure this was a skit.
2. On the thumbnail i thought the girl on the left might have been leanbeefpatty before she was ripped