Ep. 1203 - Kamala Baiered

The Commies say we need to open our borders because Commie women are killing all their babies🫤

She bared her soul

Wow! You are really funny!

I usually like to listen to you on long weekend drives, but I had to finish this episode with headphones because everything Kamala started talking, my dog vomited in the backseat. I got a bit queasy myself.

Its easy to ssy its all incompetance and bufoonery and laugh at it until you realize it was all planned long ago.

"Demoralisation of a population
The former KGB informant stated that the Soviet Intelligence Agency used four methods to alter the mindset and behaviour of people in foreign countries. The first step is that of demoralisation which according to him took 15-20 years. During the phase, young people are influenced to question the integrity of a country and raise suspicions through media propaganda and academia. Perception takes the centre stage and facts become meaningless. He attributes it to the lack of moral standards in society."

Sorry, I think Brett got totally played!
Originally Kamala was supposed to do a full hour interview, and changed it to a half hour just the day before, and then she shows up 15 minutes late just before rhe segment was broadcast.
Brett did a decent job of asking questions but there was no time and Kamala was able to recite memorized lies that were turned around and used for abti Trump sound bites
Instead of being angry or canceling the interview, Brett allowed her to totally disrespect him and the network
Can you imagine someone like Johnny Carson or David Letterman putting up with that crap from a guest?

Loved your "orange head" joke. I started laughing at it, but your explanation of it was awesome!!

I have it and started reading… I couldn’t wait to find out what Winter has been up to.

I had planned on buying A Woman Underground in Franklin, TN on Thursday evening but the line was so long I was forced to walk away, not feeling hunky dunky at all!! Who knew Spencer Klavan was so darn popular?! 😁
Edit: Now that I have watched the entire episode I recognize my mistake. Had I done the hard thing and waited in line I would now have two great books with two Klavans' signatures to get me through this week's Klavanlessness. But I made a different choice and now all I've got is an orange for a head.

SCOTUS is a disappointment

Norm would hate your guts

Well, that was best Final Chapter ever for me. Everything is funny now.

OK, Andrew, I just bought the Kindle version of your book. I don't know how or even if that counts toward the best seller lists, but I have it and I'm going to read it and I expect to love it Now leave me alone!!

How do you still have a job?

Your explanation on how you laugh is ridiculous! The things you pointed out are not funny. There’s absolutely nothing funny about the slow destruction of our country allowed by certain people getting fame for things that are destructive. There is absolutely nothing funny about that. I think that might take a reevaluation, just a thought!

“Laughing is a form of rejoicing”. I like that!

That guy who wrote to you about his girlfriend: it’s the other way around. She’s out of his league. She’s too good for him.

Andrew: Don’t forget the Biden-Harris immigration bill also contained a huge amount of additional funding for Ukraine.

So sickening the lies about crime they all conspire to say, when we can just look around and know that is not so.

Looks like Jim Gaffigan's wife likes Trump more than Jim does😂

"Ha-ha-ha-Harris!" - "Oh-oh-Obama!" - Great!

Am I racist? No but I am very well may be a misogynist be cause I love a woman underground.

The orange head analogy is one I’ll be sharing for ages.

Six figure salary people are not necessarily dressing the best and going to all these great events. That might have been the case but a six-figure salary when you have a family does not mean you get to buy all these fancy clothes and go to a bunch of events. It used to be... I guess it depends on what type of six figure salary you're talking about. There's 100,000 and there's 900,000. That's a big difference.

Then there's the people in the middle of that six figure salary range. I have family members that are almost in middle of that range .. Not quite but almost... but about 46% if not a bit more is taken out in taxes.

I love people who pass the blame. Those are always the best people. That's what I teach my kids, don't take blame. Just pass it on to somebody else. That's the way to succeed! 😂

Dammit Klavan, my brain has been on so much overdrive that I haven’t made the time to outline, let alone write, my mini memoir “Notes From the Loony Bin”. Actually, that one is gonna be an essay. A tragic one, at that. 14 days of absolute boredom, observing broken young people, and a few older ones. The young ones I observed were/are heartbreaking. It looked like a collection of experiments that will be on psych meds, until they drop into the ground. No talk, no real attempts to get to the source of the problem, just a pill consumption schedule. Hey Scripps, I have questions.....

Kamala was BAIER HUGGED 😊….

Did you see the look on her face when she tried to talk about Donald Trump? She just looked like she had nowhere to go. She was just talking out of her ass

The enemy within is you Democrats you, Joe Biden and party Obama Harris you are the enemy within. You're using our tools against us. That's what that means. Not a bunch of no power civilians and you are the party that is evil within

Harris is a weak coward.

Barak promoting the same type of racism that got him elected. What a surprise.

Hey man! These introductions satires are getting so complex that I´m giving up sharing it with friends that doesn´t know Klavan (bear in mind that I live in Brazil). I either have to take hours explaining the references or having them giving awkards looks at me while I laugh at the jokes...

Öhö Klavan, that joke about the guy with the orange head, you told the very clean version. It was a guy with a small head walks into a bar.
For all those out there that want to know the R rated (I.e. REAL version! 😮) here it is:
When the bartender asked the guy for the story, blah blah blah, he got to have his third wish, he looked the genie up and down and she could tell what he was thinking. She said y”ou can have anything you wish for except you can’t ask me for sex.”
The guy looked at her longingly and then said “ how about a little head then?”

I do not get that joke, your explanation did not help....I guess you have to be a intellect, this will bug me all day!!!





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My wife was getting depressed about the current state of politics. I told her we need to laugh our way through the fall of the republic. My infant son immediately started laughing. When I asked him if he felt hunky dunky, he fell out of his high chair.

You are so right! No one is having babies. My oldest 3 daughters had 4 babies in the last 15 months and you would be shocked at how in awe everyone is when they go out grocery shopping. Everyone stops us and oohs and ahhs over the babies. Part of it is also that most babies are stored away at daycares so the parents can get groceries without the burden of a baby.

And here I thought Klavan could laugh at the fall of western civilization because he doesn't think he will live to see it. It's our problem to deal with, not his 😕

Will try to buy your navel 😂 on the 1st !!! (pun intended) 😂😂❤❤❤❤Your ad worked on me !!!!!!!!!!

To the guy who wrote about not being sure if he was attracted to his girl: also make sure it’s not anxiety-related. As in, you’re wondering if you’re attracted to her, so you start to see all her flaws. Severe analysis could come about if you’re taking the commitment of marriage seriously, and it sounds like you are.

Amazing. ❤

Mr K, keep this clear, excellent talk coming to us...Trump best hire you right now! Thank you!

When Trump wins I hope someone makes a "Beating women since 2016" T-shirt.

Orange head people 😂

Well can i ask if .gov was trying to make baby Jesus thru dna test tube babys. What do yiu think it would look like. Just wondering.

Get it peo0ple. It's all satire.

I did know about Andrew. He's Babylon Bee on steroids. I LOVE him!!!!!!!!