Opposite Day - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

Everyone is happy, but that means they're miserable.

Apart that made me laugh so much is that when an ambulance came in they just beat it up the guy cause instead of the paramedics helping people they beat up people lol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

opposite day
mom: can u not do the dishess
son: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What else could go on on Opposite Day, or Opposite Night, as I'd like to call it? Well...

Libraries would be dedicated to reading the books of other people and returning the books to them when they are done.
The Police would arrest themselves for not violating the law.
Getting an A on one's test would mean that your video games, tv, and tablet would be the ones grounded instead of you.
The TV watches you instead of you watching the TV
The Video Games would play themselves instead of being playable
The judge would be in the jury box while the jury members would be in the judge's box, while the phrase "Chaos in the Court" would be common in judicial settings".
Instead of prison, people would be put in hovering beach chairs with screens, and instead of serving time, their time would be served by the prison workers. There would be 6 circular meals a night and lack of exercise too.
All stores would just give away the price of the things people buy.
There would be an official "Divorce Ceremony".

I hate fnaf

That poor chicken

I like how it went from normal to dark real fast

🎵Its opposite day. Things go the wrong way🎵

Well that's my kind of day🖤🖤🖤

If it's opposite day, I would be a role model

Man, I am getting sick and tired of this crap. The fuck do you people even want? That's what I don't understand. Time and time and time again, I propose excellent win-win solutions. Like yall wanna get left alone? I am all on board with that. Let's build an economy where we can all fuck off, and don't have to hang out with anyone we don't like.


I have proposed rock solid ways to accomplish that.

But that's not what you people actually want. You WANT there to be poverty. You're opposed to ending poverty. Not because of your hand wavy bullshit about the ecomonee, or fairness, or I worked for this or that. It's because you WANT there to be poverty, so that way you can exploit it.

Profit sharing solves the wage crisis. Nuclear power fights climate change, creates jobs, and if you're a fossil fuel fella, you're already fucking rich. Just cash in your chips and call it good. Go to Bermuda. Go to Tokyo. Go wherever the heck you want. I don't care, you're loaded.

Like I'm not trying to send any of you to the poor house. You'd still be rich. What the heck are you even holding onto? That's what I don't understand.

on god i remember watching this as a child

Damn... This holiday is more overrated than Valentine's day.

I watched this channel as a kid, brings back so many memories 🥺

if it was opposite youd be dead and all the dead people would be alive

I love this video

Lord knows what the cops are doing.

i remember watching thus when i was a baby

I love how gets increasingly worse as it goes on.

Opposite Day can’t physically exist, If it exists, then it doesn’t exist.

If it's opposite day doesn't that mean everyone would have to k*ll themselves because the opposite of dead is alive 😦😦

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this comment is before they say "opposite day in ohio be like:"

Opposite day nigga🤢

The surgeon scene is really what gets me

Would be great horror movie similar to Purge.

Opposite day will be sweet. I'll finally have a home, a loving family and a loving waifu 👌😂👌

Imagine baby siters who watches the babies for money But they wear a diaper and rest and pay up.

Mega normal day in ohio

Ahh, a regular day in Ohio

Bro the firefighters were burning the house. It doesn't matter if you out.

One of the clips should have been cops riding away with a truck full of money,shooting at characters wearing ski masks

It's officially national opposite day today!

Today’s the day!

Cops hand out roses and hugs to random pedestrians minding their business

Rewatching this 8 years later.. Its in 3 days

Best Lines: my d***, OPPOSITE DAY

The Firefighters chanting is the best one

Haha funny stuff

On second thought, let's not go to opposite day. 'Tis a silly place.