Kratos finds a pipe | Atreus tells a joke | God of War Ragnarok

“I swallowed a fly”
“No, Hermes is dead”
“What”
“What”

I like how at the end it implies Odins responsible for giving Atreus his sense of humor. Truly he’s is a diabolical god

“DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE”

Atreus: “Can I use it?”
Kratos: “THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SEEKING THE WEED OF OLYMPUS”

Kratos was like the “are you sure about that” meme with the damn joke

Kratos: ZUES! YOUR SON HAS RETURNED! I SEEK THE WEED OF OLYMPUS!

Zeus: KRATOS MY SON! You will never get a hit of the cabbage of the gods….

Kratos: DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!!!!

oh my gosh this is hilarious! I don't remember any of this XD

Freyr introduced the concept “Smoke on Peace Pipe” to the elves.

Uncle Mimir

Who do you think Kratos and Mimir would invite to their smoke sesh?

Kratos denies Atreus his doobie

Say what you will about Kratos, but at least he won't let his son smoke.

Atreus got the humor level of beavis and butthead

For some reason, I thought the cough was alluding to Atreus trying the pipe but used a fly as an excuse.

I like how even Mimir is hesitant to even explain what the pipe is for and just gave a vague description of it.

Even the God of War and smartest man alive knows that weed is bad.

Arteus's voice actor is probably using a pipe right now.

Atreus is not ready…again 🫁 🪴

The last thing they need is for Atreus to get high and turn into a dragon

"Boy... you're too young to tell Dad jokes."

lol They jab each other with remarks and jokes but when it comes to Atreus smoking? that was gold
"Oh...Can I use it?"
"No/NO!" XD

Flash backs: Zeus your son has returned I come seeking the weed of Olympus!
Z: Kratos you shall not get a hit from the cabbage of the gods
K: AAARG DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE proceeds to beat the life out of zeus

Fun Fact: In ancient Greece they would burn cannabis on the charcoal pits in saunas and bath houses.

Atreus: Swallowed a fly.

Me: Wait a minute. There are no flies in the winter!!

kratos doesnt want atreus to have the weed of olympus

Im sorry, but what was the joke?

I love this, such a parent thing to do

There are 2 things that always got me regarding these scenes:

1. While I get Kratos not laughing or smiling is part of his overall character. I was more disappointed in Mimir not getting at least a chuckle out of that dam joke that Atreus made.

2. I find it hilarious that both Kratos and Mimir were both quick to shut down Atreus using a pipe. While neither one had any problem with Atreus being given alcohol to drink, at his young age.

Oh Kratos knows bout that ZAAAAA?

Atreus got denied his doobie🤣

I admit, I laughed at Atreus' joke.

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE!

Atreus: ...that was a joke, guys
Kratos: are you certain?

Kratos once sought the weed of Olympus as an obsession, he won't let it happen again

"That was a joke, guys."
"Are you certain?"
"With all due respect, Father, I don't think you're an authority on humor."

"that was a joke, guys."
"Are you certain?"

God this game is a masterpiece.

The Greeks new all about cannabis that’s where the original name came from “kannavis”. Used it for 100s of uses medical, recovery, consumption and of course relaxation 😶‍🌫️😮‍💨

0.1 seconds without zaza

You can literally hear the crickets after his “joke”

ROASTED! 😂

Midgard has some powerful flies if they can fly around in fimbulwinter

Kinda funny since Atreus’ VA smokes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed


























Thank you all for coming so far
-Reese

I remember being a little kid and making the damn jokes.
Good times

Kratos roasting the joke is 100x funnier than the joke itself

teenage atreus is so much funnier than kid atreus

Atreus told a joke about some water reservoir and no one even chuckled? God dam.

So glad atreus has two dads who can tell him no in sync

Plot Twist: They stumbled upon Atreus' stash, that's why he was coughing at the beginning

Kratos said “no” not because he didn’t want his son smoking, but because he had traumatic flashbacks to the time he tried to get a hit from the cabbage of olympus