Alright, I will suck it myself - Stu Asser (1960)

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Here was a little Diddy.... Hey you know I just figured out what P. Diddy meant by diddy like a song, is that something I never realized that until now, diddy diddy man . I always thought he meant he was playing with himself or something, Now after all these years I finally get it. Wow it seems like he Rape Justin Bieber or something huh. sounds pretty fucked up... What was I talking about oh yeah uh right. I will suck it myself was a song the Ratpack wrote in 1958 drunk one night and high on heroin. Their opening act Stu Asser stole the song and performed it in vegas his official recording was done in Sex Records LA studio in 1960. It sounded good enough so we signed him then the strangest thing happened. We never heard from him again but we have the rights to this DIDDY Ha! so here it is world! Enjoy.

[Verse 1]
I'm just cruisin down the avenue lookin for a lovely lady of the evening to screw
I wind up on the strip
I ask a cute blonde how much for you to suck the tip
She told me to go blow Ass whole
SO I DID!
Blew right on over
To this Asian gal and I felt my yellow fever spike I move on in then asked you you like to meet mister meaty tonight
You a Sucky Sucky long time for me
She started yelling in Korean or Chinese or something,
I don't know
I don't understand that SHIT!
Next I saw a beautiful ebony dame I smacked her on her cheek
and asked her if she wanted to tame my white tiger in my pants
She yelled for Ja-Quell and I just ran like hell
I finally got to my hotel room to my wife and said
No woman wants to taste my meat and feel the heat
so your my last resort
Your response should be of course
But she said instead
Go suck it yourself Ken!
ALRIGHT THEN!

[Instrumental lead in]

[Chorus]
ALRIGHT,
Then I will suck it myself then
I just have to lean over the bed
Like that homosexual said


Like that homosexual said
Curl my torso into a ball
Roll on my back
and boy yo!
I am sucking it
Myself
(he is sucking himself)
Yes, I am sucking it down
(he is sucking himself)
I am sucking myself
(he is sucking himself)
Damn right I am sucking myself off
And I'm going for an other round

[Verse 2]
I knocked my wife on the floor rolling back and forth
Just then she pushed me back then rolled me off the bed and I rolled around choking and making gurgling sounds
She then kicked me in the ass out the room and rolling around knocking into every door
Until I fell down several flights of stairs
I landed in the hotel lobby looking wet and sloppy
With every employee, bell hop, and customer staring
after I looked around the room and without even caring
[Bassoon solo]

[Chorus]
Then I started suck it myself again
I just have to lean over the bell boy
(stand still kid)
Like that homosexual blowing himself in the corner said
(HI Ned)
Curl my torso into a ball
Roll on my back
and boy yo!
I am sucking it myself AGAIN
(he is sucking himself)
Yes I am sucking it AGAIN
(he is sucking himself)
I am sucking myself down AGAIN
(he is sucking himself)
Your Damn right I am sucking myself off
Alright
And I'm putting on a show

(Big Outro)
I am sucking it all by myself that's right
(suckin it, suckin it, suckin it, suckin it)
I am sucking it all by myself tonight
(suckin it, suckin it, suckin it, suckin it)
And I'm putting on a show till
DAYLIGHT!
(suckin it, suckin it, suckin it, suckin it cha cha)

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