"No need to wonder where your god is"

His spurs go snicker snack and he gets the sex in like 2-5-S2 finale episodes, depending on abridged or OG series, Rosalia was bad at fortune telling, which given her fate, is logical.

I've watched Sword Art Online all the way to the end. This Abridged series is almost too perfect and completely tracks since right after this is the part where Kirito tries to force his character model thru the Invisible boundary that prevents him from seeing Asuna and man Kirito pretty much did a leap of faith to even break thru that boundary because his 1st attempt resulted in him warping back to his last save state.

This version of Kirito is a menace to this server. No one is safe.

I hate it when people assume, gets you killed in the long-run. Just ask girly over there-- oh wait you can't cuz she got deleted for assuming like an idiot. 😏

Rosalia: F-fuck...you...

Scilia going 'Waitwhat?' is so amazingly underrated.

he sounds likes karkat from homestuck, i habe a new headcannon voice now

Vazz: "uhhhhhhhhhhh I think he's ok."

Zakiru: (blasts Kirito with one hit) "His numbers weren't that big."

As one of my favorite characters once said: “It’s a simple numbers game! Once your health reaches zero… Y O U. L O S E”

Enjoy your fleeting victory.
But never will you in a woman be
Down deep,
Deeper than this.

I love how tryhard this line is because it perfeclty fits Abridged Kirito's character of a Massive tryhard but also at this point in the story he has absolutely bought into his own god complex as a defense mechanism so his delivery is 100% genuine

Can someone tell me what this is and how to watch it

This is my favorite part

"Enjoy this because this is the deepest you'll ever be in a woman" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was the first scene I saw of this series and god it was great and still is.

"My numbers are bigger than yours's."

"Alrighty! I'll get you to sign this form and afterwards you can head straight out down to the seggs dungeon."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

when your team feeds the tank

The scene that made me start watching SAO Abridged.

What episode is this

"Enjoy this while you can, cause this the deepest you'll ever be in a woman."

"I 'THINK' you got this" - even Rosalia had the suspicion in her subconscious that she lost this

Love the line "Boss? A thought occurs."

“He’s fresh out of Mercy” 😂

i do love abirdged kirito

She should not have use that g bomb on kirito he will literally fuck you up badly

Ah classic mmo balancing. Get to a high enough level gap with someone and they basically can’t touch you

I need to rewatch this series

I remember my high level fantasy, good times

If this series was around during Halo CE I would have loved to have “There’s no need to know where your god is, cause he’s right here, and he’s fresh out of mercy.” Be my catchphrase when I was cleaning the field.

Omg this is hilarious thank you so much 😆 😆 😆

Kirito is the Character who knows his power and will happily take you down both in abridged and normal

You know you’ve fucked up when only ONE eye twitches.

Where can I watch this version of sword art online because I’ve been searching and I can’t find it

He's right here.

Depending on just how much stronger leveling up makes you it might not take too big of a level gap to stomp 7 level 45 players

"boss, a thought occurs"

just the "damnit" at the end lol

Oh sometimes I wish there was more time to do so much more during one event on PSO2 where Kirito and Asuna dropped in, especially with this version. If fact with the "Forge Mode" of PSO2:NG coming up I can reenact this scene, with the Kirito look from the event.

“Boss I think this might be a trap”-smartest character in SAO

I did the same this after hearing thar lone just started slowly crying

You should be crediting the creators of this content when choosing to take a clip from their work; Something Witty Entertainment - SAO Abridged
This video is a segment from a non-profit fan-based parody; A Something Witty Production. The official release of Sword Art Online is owned by A-1 Pictures, Aniplex USA, and Reki Kawahara.

"And hes fresh out of mercy"
The cry at the end makes it 10x better

He was in Asuna, he proved her wrong.

Kirito having a god complex is amazing

Honestly 1,000 times better than the actual anime.

He ran out of "it is what it is" 🤣🤌✨

SAO Abridged has a better depiction of kirito than the actual show most of the times

Honestly, her final words to him was pretty much shit cause... that certain chapter.

Aw, that's adorable, you think you're a threat.