Philza being dadza for 11 minutes

PHIL Watch OUT THERE IS A BABY ZOMBIE PPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Tommy insults Wilbur's face being "ugly"
Wilbur: "Tommy you literally ate MUD yesterday!"
Literally like three seconds later...
Wilbur: "Phil have you ever eaten sand-"

When watching this, I searched up Philza, and looked to see the shopping feature.

...

GET IN LOSERS, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING FOR A FATHER FIGURE.

HOLD ONx2 IF FUNDY IS WILBUR'S SON AND WILBUR IS PHILZA'S SON DOESN'T THAT MEAN PHIL IS FUNDY'S GRANFATHER, AND SALLY (the fish) IS FUNDY'S MOTHER???

Four reale

I ate mud before...

I want phil to adopt me

🎶If you start to think "fuck my dad" then go to phil hes the best dad youll ever have🎶 thats my new theme song for phil

😂😂😂when i saw tommy meet Wilbur i thought Phil was actually tommys real father

When tubbo was saying “are we there yet?” He sounded so very British and no one can say otherwise

Wilbur eats sand, tommy eats Mud, Techno eats orph-

DUCKYYYY

Headcannon:
Tommy: AAAAAAA-dies cuz zombie
Phil: you good?
Tommy: eeeeeuuuuuuuu cries

i thought ghostbur was gonna say "its still raining, why is it still raining? I did what i was supposed to, thats not fair"

Great job Dadza you have two new kid same and my friend😊

The techno and Phil moments are so wholesome <3

I also like sand

DADZAAAA

Dadza childs is tommy and willbur and everyone in dream smp 😂

I love Dadza so much. :]

ok the league moment explained
On land, the league is most commonly defined as three miles (4.83 km), although the length of a mile could vary from place to place as well as depending on the era. At sea, a league is three nautical miles (3.452 miles; 5.556 kilometers).
that's on land
It's pretty simple, really. A league is an old-fashioned measurement of distance that's roughly equivalent to three miles. 3 x 20,000 = 60,000 miles. This is the distance Aronnax, Nemo, and company travel under the sea, not the depth they go while traveling.
that's on water/depth

I feel like technos the oldest and already in college so the younger sibling don’t know him too well but the middle child is tommy cause he’s annoying and the youngest is Wilbur cause he gets all the attention from dadza

phil ordering food for ranboo was so good though, speaking as someone who has a friend who does the same for me sometimes when my family doesnt have the money for food, its really such an endearing and grateful feeling

“We’re gonna have talks son”
“Why 😀?”
“Stop eating sand son”

Phil’s list of favourite kids

1. Techno (he literally said so also rip techno blade)
2. Wilbur (they’re always together lol)
3. Tommy (reasons)
4. Tubbo
5. Ranboo ( I think- at least the other siblings don’t like ranboo)

Wilbur: Tommy you ate mud yesterday…

Also Wilbur: eats sand on a daily basis

The fact that Phil ends up contemplating his life whenever he talks to will is so funny

Hearing technos voice made me cry

Philza just being a dad to people and people having no dad seeing him as a dad😃I am like those people

Phil is the bed dad to everyone on the internet and a lot of people in dsmp

rip techno :<

I think Phil’s child is wil and Wil’s kid Is fundy?

Itll funny when Phil to have his own kid. And wonders why they have these have these utter bafoons as brothers. And when they one day asks whos Techno

Phil is so nice to everyone he doesn’t mind being a dad to kids with shit parents/parent I love him that’s how he got the title dadza🥹

Good