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Beard Laws Volume One
Beard Law 1) When 2 Beards cross paths, the larger beard has the right of way
Beard Law 2) Playoff Beards are for athletes and posers.
Beard Law 3) When you have a beard the only questions about sex is how often?
Beard Law 4) The number 4 is the number of stability, order, completion of justice and symbolizes building a strong foundation. The Pythagoreans believed the number four was a perfect number. Pythagoras had a great beard. Coincidence? I think not.
Beard Law 5) High fives are cool and all but us bearded men we beard five.
Beard Law 6) A beard does not have an off switch. It's constantly turning people on.
Beard Law 7) The number 7 is a highly spiritual number that is associated with intuition, mysticism, inner wisdom,deep inward knowing and now growing a beard. Beard Law 7 combines practical Beard Law 4 with mystical Beard Law 3. As a result, Beard Law 7 carries a meaning that's both practical and mystical.
Beard Law 8) The Magic 8 Ball Law- There's no need to ask the magic 8 ball if your beard looks good, looks sexy, or will it get you laid. It even knows to always come back yes.
Beard Law 9) Sometimes the carpet out-shines the drapes.
Beard Law 10) The Ranking Law - This is the law to define how great your beard truly is. So leave a comment of your ranking 1-10 of this beard! Bearded brothers create your video using this sound to see who has the greatest tik tok beard of them all!
Beard Law 11) Beards are like the Atomic #11 when you have one you are Sodium Fine!
Beard Law 12) A warrior's greatest weapon isn't wielded, it's grown.
Beard Law 13) Just like hotels and airlines we are forced to skip this law. Just pretend this never happened and go about your day.
Beard Law 14) If you touch my beard without asking i'll touch your butt without asking
Beard Law 15) Many seasons come and go. Beard season never ends.
Beard Law 16) A beard is not an accessory, a face is.
Beard Law 17) Men don't cry we water our beards.
Beard Law18) No scarf, good, no problem
Beard Law19) When you have a beard don't expect anyone to ever look you in the eyes.
Beard Law20) Beards are a canvas of testosterone.
Beard Law21) Beards might make her clothes fall off, this rule helps you in the court of law.
Beard Law 22) The Taco Tuesday Law - Never trust a fart on taco Tuesday or better yet wet fart Wednesday.
Beard Law 23) Beards they make everything better and wetter
Beard Law 24) Don't tug the mug rug
Beard Law 25) The Christmas Law, when the office can't have a tree you decorate the beard.

What is a beard? A beard is the hair that grows on the jaw, chin, upper lip, lower lip, cheeks, and neck of humans and some non-human animals. In humans, usually pubescent or adult males are able to grow beards. Some women with hirsutism, a hormonal condition of excessive hairiness, may develop a beard.

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