Joe & Theo: What Would Joe Rogan Do During the APOCALYPSE?!

Theo & Rogan are hilarious together

Theo claiming dumb people own guns while his plan of action is to retreat to a mini mall Cinnabon is peak irony.

Bass pro

As a native American we would just go to the bush

I’m sure Joe has a very sophisticated bunker. First rule of having a bunker is to not tell anyone you have a bunker

“Into guns” that’s the best

A ranch with water and food.......isn't that what Zuckerberg is doing with his Hawaii property/cattle ranch?

I'm loving that sensitive redneck😂

I’d go to a train park 😅

Got 72 acres and three springs and i built me home to be here forever 3900 sqft bunch extra stuff farm been in my family have deed 1865 will be here after i leave lol

I lost my shit when he said the water was for Asian people only😂

Costco for sure

😂😂😂😂 the end. Fucking had me going.

“There’s a lot of dumb people, a lot of minimum wage thinkers.” - Joe Rogan in this clip, forgot to time stamp. Damn some of these comedians legit thinking they’re philosophers or artists lol Even Bert’s got the bug, some thick af unfunny tool, unironically calling working people pedestrians. Don’t forget the whole Tom Segura airport incident. It is painful hearing them talk about their profession etc on podcasts, loads of circlejerking going on. Andrew Schultz is absolutely unbearable for similar reasons. It’s a real shitty outlook, especially when it’s mainly ‘the poors’ watching their content. Joe will never go broke cos he has a small production team and is minted, and I like him, but I do hope Bert, Tom and Andrew do.

I can’t ever see Theo or Shane falling into that ego trap, but lots have.

Please can someone make an apocalypse movie starring Joe and Theo, it'd be cinematic comedy gold😂

“Oh I’m fucked, I’m wondering what would you do”😭 facts

I like this Theo 😂 he’s fryed 😂

Theo is like the teens that would hang with my kids and come over and eat my food and not go home

I'm already if an apocalypse starts to happen.
I have 2 backpacks, and a good tool box.

All kinds of survival techniques.

You can't eat guns!

I'd bunker in at home, but if things go too bad I'd grab my survival stuff and leave.

Have you seen the movie DEVIL.
Scary movie 🎬

Joe and Theo can talk about anything, and make it fun and funny.

Bunkers won't save you for long.

Try watching this in 0.5 speed. :)))

Magazines into wat!!🤣😂🤣🤣 sports, illustrated🤣😂😂

I learned from this… don’t join Theon’s team…( hes the guy that would run into the city) 🙄

7 or 9 people? 17 minutes…..about an hour???

Its wild that theo thinks the mall would be a good idea in the apocalypse

I’ve heard Joe talk about gun control… I don’t think he’d do well in an apocalypse

Beta Breakers🏃‍♀️💨🏆😂

Periodicals! 😂😂😂💀

Theos' stories are so fkn funny. He's the only one that make Joe laugh like that.

You know who has the jump on the apocalypse? Homeless people. They’re already living it.

😂 Theo omfg😂

Joe started off this conversation being so annoying 😂 he knew exactly what Theo was asking and we’ve all got a plan if the end times come and he just sat there like he hadn’t thought about it

It looks like Theo has been watching Dawn of the Dead

I'm getting to a cruise ship!!

Honestly that mannequins thing is a stroke of genius

Like if you’re a prepped with a homestead and put a few of them around with plastic guns to act as decoys, any marauders creeping might give themselves away by shooting at them

“It was a busy day at Mardis Gras”

The elevator bit was brutal

sounds like DAWN OF THE DEAD to me

Beta Breakers 😂😂😂😂

Jocko not even going to sleep 😅😅😅😂😂😂

Yo

Minimum wage thinkers? What is a water table? 😂😂😂

Theo is Ellis. L4D2

Well if you had to get home in a worst case scenario you'd hopefully wanna have a go bag or something.

“Load up some magazines”
“Into what…?”
“Into guns”
Theo von:
“Okay okay okay” 😂

The guy made it so awkward in the elevator the other guy was trying to pull the doors open😂