The Spartans - Saturday Night Live

WTF? Abortion after birth? Lunatics...

The joke is that they they were all gay. It was common practice for all young men in the agoge to sleep with each other.

Greece was incredibly gay towards the end of their empire.

It is mental disease

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300 I LIKED IN FUNNY VERSION AND KING LEONIDAS IS REALLY WONDERFUL IN THIS PARODY. WELL DONE😄🧡👍🗡

“We’re nae just any city-state, we’re Sparta, d’ye see? Now, gie me ma shield, it’s time to give those Persians a doing over they’ll ne’er forget!”

~King Leonidas of Spartland

What does leonidas sound Scottish? Lol

Homosexuality in Ancient Greece was banned by law you decadent disggggausting homosexuals. They would even murder them (kinadoi, the cursed) if they didn’t obey the specific laws made for them. They had no rights at all they couldn’t even train. Disgusting lies propagated on purpose in todays world. Changing even the meaning of sacred words such as erastis (mentor) and eromenos (student). They were teachers usually philosophers that would mentor the students to adulthood and teach them how to be good members of society. Nothing sexual at all. Greeks were ethical titans and the laws against homosexuality are clear. Also as Aeaschines informs us if someone that wasn’t related to a boy would just LOOK at him in public for a long time they would be murdered with no trial. Keep the holy Greeks of your dirtyyy barbaric mouths. The abnormality is yours and yours only. No matter how many lies you say, how many fake vases of homosexuals acts the system creates online, the truth will always shine and will always hurt you. Keep living in your own clown world in order to try and feel good about your abnormality. They were real men, ethical men. You non thinking barbarians. You want to believe the lies in order to feel good about your abnormality. Ignorant decadent parasites.

They were gay

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Poignant references to Obama. More poignant than they knew then. Lots of us knew. Just not the sheep.

they was gay bc es man had a young boy to practice sex with and when they got married to a woman they couldn't have sex they had problems bv they was taught to have sex with men as a child then as a man had sex with the boys they taught.

The funny thing is that Sparta suffered its first major battlefield defeat (the battle of Leuctra) at the hands of an army led by the Sacred Band of Thebes, a force consisting entirely of pairs of male lovers.

Very funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow while Greek Army is gay? Least surprising news ever.

great era in SNL history

I wouldn’t worry about it 😂

Gerard Butler se hizo inmortal en esta película con el grito "SPARTAN'S GET READY"!

If the Romans are fighting these guys and heard them talking they be like quid?! 🤔🤭🤣🤣🤣

I think Bobby killed it especially with the final shot!

Aired in 09

Theyre not shirtless here

MEET THE SPARTANS

Sparta?!....😂

Why does everything have to be about gays? It gets monotonous.

There's nothing funny about sin, laugh your way into hell. How the devil works his magic.

I mean have you ever heard of Achilles I want to watch this movie also dont you mean Tartarus? Hell didnt exist at the time

Puck!

Good comcept. Poor execution. Such is SNL

“-And all the times we had sex?

-Also gay reasons”

😂😂😂😂😂

what a shame

Any resemblance to real historical spartians is purely coincidental.

The spartians not only kept slaves, they had a reputation for being exceptionally cruel even by the standards of their time. So not sure what "freedom" they are fighting for.

Bill Hader's gay laughter sounds like pure joy, rainbows and unicorns.

I like how Leonidas is not explicitly gay in this like the rest of the army but he's also not mad that he's been misled into at least 4 different gay sex related activities. Very wholesome and progressive, Mr. Leonidas.

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I mean, this is Sparta, they were all fucking everyone.

I'd watch anything with Jason Sudeikis.

It really is Gerald butler lol that’s much better.

I came across this. Tho it was funny in all seriousness.
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I'm Greek and we are not all gay just like every other race in this world. It's the person not where you are from.

Homosexuals today don't carry a sword and shield, if they did people wouldn't complain so much 😃🙋

Isn't Gerard Butler bisexual in real life? He's made comments about it.

spartan is gay

Spartan men spent most of their time away from their wives, also their wives would inherit all their money and land after death, remarry, and inherit the next Spartans land and money, so most of sparta was controlled by a minority of wealthy women while their husbands went to war and had gay sex.

why does he sound like a viking

It was actually the band of thebes that was 150 gay lovers not spartan they were friends turned enemies

It still makes sense. It was normal to have intimate relationships with men if you yourself a man. But it wasn't labled as homsexuality, just as a pusuit of deep emotional and physical realtionship with another person (most women weren't considered to be fully a person). But every regardless of that had to have a family and children. Yeah, antique period was pretty intersting.

this was truly awful