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The "I'm not going to hug you for a year" thing happens whether they find those photos or not. I have a teen daughter. Just sayin'...

When your mom and dad look so good when they were young and you have a deformed jaw that ruins your whole face. 😂😂😂

This is a great bit

My dad was a jock and my mom was a cute popular kid. I would have definitely been bullied by my mother and my dad if i went to school with them 😂😂😂😅

This. This right here. BUT then add the revelation that your parents/grandparents are the type to look modest(?) in photos (like having famously gorgeous hair but always have them tied in pictures). So you're left with the impossible wish (fuled by stories of how good looking they were, from other older family members) of seeing what their younger days would look like in their best🥲

I feel like my mom would have NEVER even heard of me, like she wouldn’t have a clue who I was.

😂😂 I mean.... I got lucky 😅 I inherited all the best traits from both sides. But my mom would roast me so bad because I'm weird 😭💀
She was really stunning and could have been a model. I'm a minion. But a pretty minion 🤣✨
I would not be talking to my dad tho 😅 1. Too many red flags 2. Not my type lol

Is that just me or does that sound personable

She’s actually funny

Creepy

Women are not funny. Change my mind 🙄

My dad would have but the shit out of me if I met him when he was in highschool ToT

still waiting for a woman to be funny

I mean, there was a reason my Grandmother called him the "Scandinavian Hunk." Meanwhile ....my reaction to my parents before their wedding photos was..."SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT MY ASS FROM!!!" Thanks Mom.

My mother was the captain of her cheer AND drill team, along with being on student council. I don't think she would have bullied me, but she definitely would have been able to!

I started growing grey beard hairs and calling gals "darling" and never seen so much action in my life. If i was actually a grandpa i would have all the granddaug... wait.

My grandma was the epitomy of CVNT, my mom was... Pretty, i look like my mom a lot and she looks like her dad so sadly the cvntress genes are completely out the picture but it's fine

When I was younger I had a guy, he was like 14, and yah dude was so sweet. He called me adorbale and sweet and beautiful. He had it DONE

What was funny about this

Rimac photo for id, Edward was successful biz man nyc. Lauren’s behind desk, virgin, drunk, manageability at zero. Edward still has not given her a book.

My husband's Grandfather whom he is named after and raised by was Fine and I mean fine fine fine. I do genealogy and have a ton of pics of family but Nickolas Dean Culpepper I is the All American White Boy who survived WWII uninjured physically. His girl Bettie Lou Garner waited for him to return and the day he did the got married. Had 1 child, Nickolas Dean Culpepper Jr, and lived happily for the rest of their lives. Never did they fight or separate or anything. Then Jr met Barbara and she brought 1bchild along and they had 3 more kids including my husband Nicholas Dean Culpepper III. Nick died in 2011 & Bettie died in 2022 & Jr just a few months ago. Tina & My Nicholas are the only ones who moved off the property but we are only 5 min away.
So only 1 of those people looks just like Nickolas Sr & it's my husband Nicholas III. If I could post the pic here I would . Actually my stepson Mason looks a lot like his Great Grandfather too. His name Is Mason Nicholas Culpepper and wasn't named the 4th because they were not married or planning to be together either ..

if i went to high school with my parents i we’d probably have been friends. my dad was a nerd and a loser just like me, and my mom was pretty and didn’t care about school like me! :)

Try me

I’m sorry, but ick.
Even my first cousin who’s conventionally beautiful is STILL MY COUSIN AND HE HAS MY DADS KNEES.
You can’t fantasize about sex with a man who shared the knees with the ones you had accidental diarrhea on decades earlier.
Not sexy. Can’t

I dont have this. My parents were very average looking when they were younger. My dad looks like he and I would be in the same nerdy clique in high school, and my Mom would probably be the nerdy girl that reads in the corner during Lunch time.

When I was a 20 something I would get so frustrated trying to write letters to Women, I just didn't know what to say. Now that I have a lot to say I just don't feel like bothering with it. LMAO

"old dusty box"? be careful how you refer to your grandmother... you can thank me later. 😉

Thankfully, I don't relate to this. I'm a spitting image of my grandma and none of my grandparents were "attractive" in my eyes. My mom was/is pretty, but my dad looked/looks like he robbed a bank.

My grandpa looked like a copy of Misha Collins though, it's strange.

I’ve always said women are way more creepier than men.

My mom had a great body, mini waist, big tights and big 🍑. And i think i have my dad's body 😢.

my mom was a babe in high school and every guy were chasing her around and i was like "damn it, and here i am chasing some kpop idols around because i'm single af" 😭😭😭 oh, memories

My boyfriend is in his twenties, and he calls me gorgeous.

My mom was pretty enough to date Scott frikin Disick when she was in... 7th or 8th. She said every boyfriend she had she always thought "how. Just how".

Well my mother basically looks the exact same as when she was in highschool but then again shes only 19 years older than me so it makes sense also ive called plenty of people stunning and gorgeous before but I'm not a fan of a lot of talking I tend to try and show my feelings and emotions through actions but not a lot of people understand hiw that works which is probably why I'm still single and I'm a bit too honest. So that could be another problem being too honest with your significant other is a big turn off. For women nowdays so yeah I found that out the hard way

😂😂😂😂

Mum was a straight up pageant queen, she used to keep all the bathing suits because the family couldn't afford it. My dad gave me the bad genes

I also get mad because where did all the good genes go??? 😭
I'm an only child who where they saving them for?? 😭
Could've have had the cute freckles or the gorgeous hair but no

I'm your grandpa

She’s stunning

lol 😂

You should accept the FACT that you're More Beautiful than Funnier 😊

This is so real. My parents were way too attractive to have had rhe kids they had. It is literally not fair.

Ok but where do you get your shoes

This is true! Older men call me "attractive" and "beautiful" (I work in a geriatric psych ward)

She's right. I did better with women in my 40s and early 50s than in my 30s. Stay in shape, guys.

My mom would have been my Regina George

I have managed so.ehow to look like Neither of my parents, and yes they are my bio parents so please quit asking if I'm adopted. I'm not.
The person in the family that I, however am a spitting image of is my Great Great Grandmother. Hell my grandparents essentially did a photo recreation of a picture of her in her 20's and me in my 20's in her clothes ect and it looks like someone just did an amazing job colonizing the photo and not two different people.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?

Me and my dad would have been rivals in sport (we both played football or soccer if you want to call it that, in the same position as a striker or 10)

I think me and mom wouldn’t have dared but just be best friends, she would have been like a sister to me.

Older guys know stuff ! 😂

Why can't women do comedy?