TEAM FORTRESS 2 RAP by JT Music - "Meet The Crew"

when i was kid i listen it now i am grow and i still listen...thx for theese good songs

Everyone's admiring song, but no one's talking about how tf Blu Engineer own Red buildables

Heavy weapon guy

i liten the rapú and i am win in team fortress

When will there be the tenth hog rider class 🤔

Bro the medic sounds like Edward richtofen

This is probably the scariest rendition of medic.

this is what we had before factional faction

Mack me a sandwich !!!

heavy was holding the mini gun with one hand for a bit with no sign of struggle :O

Soldier has Best part

How the sentry dont kill the blu engi

Okay that's an error a blue engineer on top of a red engineer stuff

Super faithful remaster! I wish i found this sooner. Song itself is a banger, which is the most important part, but I'd have a lot to point out with the animation that goes along with it. I'm no expert with SFM for any stretch of the matter, but there's so many small things that look off or strange and they distract me.
Team colors are mixed up a lot on the mercs that heavily revolve around it. Engie's sentry is red while he himself is blu, the pipe that Demo shot was red while he himself was blu, among others I may have missed. Sasha's muzzle flash effect was way out in front of the barrel when heavy was firing it. The tuning for facial expressions on nearly every character was way out of whack. Maybe it was a choice to do so, but Scout looks psychotic throughout his entire verse. Nearly every scene except for Soldier and Scout's is really still with any effort in dynamic or stylistic transitions, just every so slightly different angles with the mercs waving their hands and arms around pointing at stuff. Heavy, Demo, and Spy are the worst offenders here. It really feels like the animators went hard on the intro and first three verses of the song, then just half assed it for the rest of the animation.
Call it nitpicking, because it is. Literally none of this matters like, at all. The effort to produce a full length animated music video for a TF2 rap song is admirable and is something i could never do myself. I just feel like some of the problems presented had really simple solutions that the animator(s) just couldn't be bothered to fix. Because if there's one thing I know about animating in SFM, its that the workshop is your friend and is FULL of little tweaks and fixes that make using an 11 year old 3D animation software a little more bearable.

I’m playing Tf2 right now

I still wonder how or why Blu Enginner has Red machines

Bro my favorite characte is pyro because he doesn't really like to kill he's just misled

blue enginner useing red sentry?

Tf2 x pvz garden warfare rap sings are crazy as hell

we need an eminem ai cover of this (or a legit eminem cover)

Stop Watching this Soldier, Red Spy in Base

I love how Heavy takes a break from the rap to eat a Sandvich

не смотря на неправильные мождельки персонажей и турелей всё равно топчик

pyro's lyrics are inspiring and life changing. truly beautiful.

Fun fact: tf2 and tc2 are the best games🗿

Yall NAILED scouts voice tho

Something that i think is annoying, is blu demo shoots a red pill

Heavys part is just fire

The thumbnail is just sibling!

snipers part went hard tbh

I noticed that Engineer and Sniper had the same official voice actor

Letra español:

Tengo tu cabeza dando vueltas corriendo en círculos a tu alrededor
Con un bate de béisbol que estoy usando para golpearte
Estaré frente a tu cara en un abrir y cerrar de ojos
No, no tengo alas, ¡pero no las necesito para volar!
Con un par de saltos dobles, estaré huyendo de la zona.
Recoge tu información rápidamente y luego la llevaré a casa.
Soy un gran problema, esa es la pura verdad.
Quiero decir, ¿sabes siquiera con quién estás hablando?

Acerca de la cara, gusanos, párense firmes.
Aprende de un soldado que ha alcanzado la perfección.
Carga hacia adelante con mi RPG
Casco tan bajo que apenas puedo ver
¡¡BAM!! Cohetes saltando por todos lados
Acabad con vosotros, punks, con una pala en la cara.
Si eso no te mata, te romperá la nariz.
¡Espero que estén tomando notas, comadrejas!

Bienvenidos a mi tierra mágica de dulces.
Donde las sonrisas son de oreja a oreja
Y todos se aman
Ven y difunde la alegría

Este rap está algo retrasado
Pero ahora es el momento de conocer a la tripulación
Los locos de TF2
Así que elige un bando, ¿rojo o azul?
Después de elegir mi clase
Voy a patearte el trasero
Porque para eso nacimos

Instalémonos y pongámonos a trabajar.
Construí un dispensador de salud si has sido herido
Además, tengo muchas defensas centinela.
Pero no lo toques, porque esto es caro.
Los cohetes con objetivo automático deberían destrozaros, paletos.
Y en caso de que lo necesite - autodestrucción
Da un paso atrás antes de que te golpee con una llave inglesa
Y cuando mis torretas te vean
Estás casi muerto

Llora un poco más, corre mientras puedas.
Ustedes, pequeños bebés, no tienen ninguna posibilidad.
Me llaman Heavy, esta es mi arma
Cuando empiece a girar, ¡será mejor que corras!
No necesito cerebro ni técnica.
Tengo tanto músculo que nunca seré vencido
¡Te derribaré dondequiera que estés, (Censurado porque no me gustan las palabrotas)!
Ahora tengo hambre, hazme sándwich.

¿Eres un maldito idiota?
¿Pelear con un escocés borracho?
Tomaré un trago de whisky
Por cada granada que lanzo
Donde quiera que vaya, las explosiones siguen
Así que mantén la distancia, muchacho.
Y llevo armas tradicionales
¡Te haré sangrar con un hacha!

Este rap está algo retrasado
Pero ahora es el momento de conocer a la tripulación
Los locos de TF2
Así que elige un bando, ¿rojo o azul?
Elige mi clase favorita
Mira mis sombreros elegantes
simplemente no se cual elegir

Soy el Medic, no vayas muy lejos.
Quizás quieras un trago de mi súper carga.
Todavía soy un doctor, pero perdí mi licencia.
Esto podría ser un problema.. ¡Shiza!
Siempre estoy listo con una maldita sierra para huesos.
Pero no puedo ayudar mucho si te vuelan la cabeza.
Muere, schveinhund, yo ganaré esto.
¡No tengas miedo de mis jeringas!

¡Buum! Ese es otro tiro en la cabeza, amigo.
Soy un profesional, eres una broma.
Quiero decir, por favor amigo, muestra algo de respeto.
Al menos la forma en que lo estoy haciendo
Obtendrás una muerte rápida
Soy de la Outback, donde las cosas se ponen agitadas.
Tengo un machete grande con el que te cortaré la cabeza.
Los asesinos australianos no son muy comunes
Pero cuando escuches esto, ¡sigue corriendo!

Probablemente me conozcas por mi disfraz.
Y me visto tan afilado como todos mis cuchillos
Justo cuando crees que estoy en tu equipo
Au revoir, mon cheri
Soy un apuñalador de espaldas muy consumado.
¿Quién destruye tu equipo con mi zapador?
Caballeros, hay un espía entre nosotros.
Y tiene mucho trasero que patear...

Este rap está algo retrasado
Pero ahora es el momento de conocer a la tripulación
Los locos de TF2
Así que elige un bando, ¿rojo o azul?
Después de elegir mi clase
Voy a patearte el trasero
¡¡¡Porque para eso nacimos!!!

I like how Engineer is on the BLU team and the RED sentry is ok with it at the Engineer part

JT Music never lets me down

i can fully understand pyro
pyro is my fav lol

If i'm being honest, the animation is kind of ass.

Engineer: but do not touch cause this stuff's expensive
also Engineer: rides sentry like a mechanical bull and adds self destruction

Quien canta mejor
Karol g: ignora
Los TF2: like

Why is blue engineer have red dispenser and red sentre

Lyrics:
“I got your head spinnin' runnin' circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm using to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No, I don't got wings, but I don't need them to fly
With a couple double jumps, I'll be fleeing the zone
Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

About face, maggots, stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low, I can hardly see!
BAM - rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes

Welcome to my magical candy land
Where smiles are from ear to ear
And everyone loves each other
Come and spread the cheer

This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch, cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto-aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench
And when my turrets spot you
You're as good as dead

Cry some more, run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy, this is my gun
When she starts spinning, you'd better run
I do not require brains or technique
I've got so much muscle, i'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch!
Now I am hungry, make me sandvich
(Chewing sounds)
Ok, I'm good

Are you a bleeding idiot?
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whiskey
For every grenade I launch
Wherever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance, lads
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blue?
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose

I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far
You might vant a tazte of my übercharge
Still a doctor, but I lost my license
Zis could be a problem - Shiza!
I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die, schweinhund, I vill vin zis
Don't overdose on my syringez!

Boom! that's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate, show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it
You'll get a quick death
Though I'm from the outback, where things are hectic
Got a big machete that i'll slice your head with
Aussie Assassins aren't very common
But when you hear this, (bullet shot) keep on runnin'

You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I'm on your team
Au revoir, mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished back stabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick

This rap is kind of overdue (right?)
But now it's time to meet the crew (tight!)
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take a side, Red or Blue?
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do!”

Unlike he is portrayed in game, Heavy is EXTREMELY INTELIGENT, and due to a cameo in Poker Night, we know he has a few PhD's in Russian Literature.

Canonically. Pyro is a woman according to the Loose cannon comics

Who do y'all think has the best scene and lyrics between these classes

Why is the Blu engineer next to the red sentry

Since no one understands I’ll just say it
“Welcome to my magical candy land where smiles are from ear to ear, and everyone loves each other! Come spread the cheer!”

😊I feel in my own opinion that this song could us some heavy metal I it like for soldier part