Evil Thoughts We All Have (Ft. @The Duck)

Not gonna lie, I’ve frequently imagined myself with Magneto powers while driving, except I would crush the car first, which then leads me to ponder what would the driver’s corpse look like.

😂 you know those deaf kids never heard him coming

Found you today, and I love u

Rich people suffering consequences of their actions? Why I TOO love happy endings!

My evil thought is when I see a lil kid just wanna push them over like “yea Timmy I did it n wht” till his older brother/sister comes flying mad. Now I'll be looooking like I drop the soap in jail😂😂

Can u make jokes against Biden. ..you scared?

i agree with this 100%

part 2 please

Am I really the only one that’s happier alone?

The last one is so wiled

Man, you really needs to watch Chronicle for that car-sliding scene 😂

Holy shit dude the last one was crazy 😢😂😂

I sometimes think of beating noisey babies

Punting the small and innocent children to the moon

I want to tell people when they have an ugly baby

Punting a rat dog or a young kid

One thing you missed is throwing rocks covered in snow at people

kicking that one annoying child in the restaurant

I know you're joking but I would honestly endorse you for President

I relate to this way too much

Idk I like looking at freaks

Welcome back t the EASIEST Undertale fangame. This time, 3 grown people jump a fucking child with nothing but a knife! Flowey turns into the skobidi toilet TV man, and Sans is getting his spooky month on while the musicians are absolutely killing it as you’re actually getting your ass kicked! Half the time, you can’t even fucking see your character as you have flashbacks of killing people!

Kanye is so stupid because Hitler is dead I mean how stupid is he?!

Sometimes i see a small child at the store, and think" i would love to punt this thing"

how did that lady go from a ginger with freckles from over watch to a real human

Bro I once hit my doctor

I didn't hear a no

You missed punching crying babies.

I hate looking at ugly people too...f-----g mirrors 😤

against the death penalty but for public executions...hmmmmm

Bro isn’t going to heaven💀💀💀💀💀

You missed slavery

Deaf kids will never hear you coming ❌
Deaf kids will never hear you cumming ✅

Yes I want a baby in a volcano

Serious opinion: some people are just ugly.

I have all of these thoughts

How is pushing a girl scout into a train evil ?

"Choking sound" 😂😂😂

Biting my dentist is something i have actually done...i felt terrible about it afterwards

Never saw this colab coming

Cannibalism.. You missed Cannibalism

Hide meat in a vegans food

that chick crying in the back ground as the dood got hung, was hilarious..