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If the attractive Muslim woman was giving me the rectal exam I would be one happy camper.
ОтветитьDr. Ben: “OK. Tell the patient I’ll be right down.”
Shirin: “Great. What size gloves do you wear?”
Dr. Ben: “MAGNUM, ribbed for HIS pleasure.”
فعلا ما بتستحي على حالك اهلك ما عرفو يربوكي تفووو على هيك تربايه
ОтветитьI don't see the value of a DRE. Yea you can get a FOBT stool sample, but if a GI bleed is so occult that there is any question on the matter, there is no urgent rush to get the sample. Waiting till they go the bathroom to get a sample is more comfortable for everyone. It doesn't even make sense for fecal impaction, the chance of getting a finger up there far enough to get some kind of manual traction on a hard stool is virtually impossible.
ОтветитьYou’re so bad!😂
ОтветитьIf I was the GI fellow I totally wouldn't turn up in internal medicine for the rest of the shift.
Imagine consulting a specialty trainee just to do a physical examination
Its a waste of their time
They're paid to make decisions about patient care not to do the basic data gathering.
Lol 🤣🤣🤣 rectal exams are not usually fun. 😆😆
ОтветитьWho is going to do the PR?
The FY1. The answer is always the FY1. The relief on their face when I can tell them that actually that patient moved their bowels this morning, it just wasn't charted. There was only one person in that wrd round who was gonna be gloving up and the FY2's are breathing a vast sigh of relief that that year of their life is now over.
It's very funny 😂😂😂😂
ОтветитьLmao (pun?) Wasn't expecting that at the end
ОтветитьLmaoooo! For one wild second at the end, I bought it. Well played! 👏👏👏
ОтветитьYou need 2 feeeeeeeel it🤣
ОтветитьWhat physical exam? We only do notes!
ОтветитьI love this dude, he flows and is never cringe 😂😂
ОтветитьI've recently had a patient who called for help and for the police when I did a DRE on him. I was a bit shocked as I am a very gentle and small person. He then started laughing his ass off saying he wished he could have seen my face if he wasn't turned with his butt towards me.
ОтветитьLol 😂 so fun. Such excuses to avoid a PR.
ОтветитьHaha true saying that if you don't put your finger in you will later be putting your foot in. That being said, if you have visibly seen melaena come out of a patient, you don't necessarily need to do a DRE or a faecal 'occult' blood test to prove it 😊
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ОтветитьHahahahahaha "i don't use gloves" hahhahaha
Ответитьodds are the female doctor asked the patient, "would you prefer a male doctor do the rectal exam?" and of course the patient was like "sure"
ОтветитьLucky escape for her 😂
Ответить"Anyone seen my watch?"
ОтветитьThe end got me 🤣🤣
ОтветитьHahaha that ending
ОтветитьI was squeamish at the thought of doing a fake rectal exam 10 minutes ago in my OSCE.
ОтветитьBlessings to all!
Ответить"I don't use gloves." Had me laughing 🤣 😂 definitely going to use that at work!!
ОтветитьI DON't USE GLOVES. YOU HAVE TO "FEEL"- J.K. XD
ОтветитьThis is why long fingernails are a no no 😂😂😂
ОтветитьLol we also sometimes try to get ourselves out of doing rectal exams in the veterinary field. But not for the reason of social awkwardness--instead, the risk we'll get bitten and/or the chance we'll find full anal sacs that need to be expressed (and those are FOUL--worse than any other bodily fluid in my opinion). Good thing humans don't have anal glands!! That would require rectal exams to be commonplace...and lots more social awkwardness to go with it.
ОтветитьGood job! Got her! Ha ha ha ha
ОтветитьHaha oh well...GI is going to debate whether the stool on IM's gloved finger was indeed black, so why bother? Lol
ОтветитьDoc this video is a hole in one 😅 sort of
ОтветитьOh my god🤣can't believe shireen and doc schimdt
ОтветитьI’m in ER and I literately ask myself this scenario: if I don’t do the rectal exam who will?
ОтветитьWe've had a patient with melena present to emergency medicine but they were also complaining of chest pain (angina due to anemia) . So while they were pumping him up with blood they called a cardio consult who, and I shit you not, recommended "Rectal digital exam performed by surgeon or gastroenterology". I mean I get it that it's icky, but you basically wrote down on a medico-legal document that you did not perform a very basic examination.
ОтветитьAaah the feeling of warm poop sorounding your finger after a mighty push in the anus...never gets old.
Ответить🤣 Awkward
ОтветитьDoc, thank you for the laugh!
Ответить"I don't use glove". Sir, you startle me for a moment. Good one.
ОтветитьOn PICU I got called to the ED to see an 11 day old that was severely dehydrated with concern for hirschsprung’s. ED doc, surgery team, my transport nurse, and handful of med students were all discussing the plan, and when rectal exam was brought up all 10 faces looked at me simultaneously. Unfortunately the exam was indeed concerning for hirschsprung’s, and anyone that knows the exam finding understands why it’s extra unfortunate.
ОтветитьWhenever I have a rectal exam I always say "shouldnt you at least buy me a drink first?" and they laugh like that's not the thousandth time theyve heard that joke.
It's a thing.
The nervous laugh
ОтветитьI tell my interns the finger is the stethoscope of the GI physician, all day every day
Ответитьdamn you got me with the gloves goood
ОтветитьI remember working with a group of all female and they had to order more large and xl gloves just for me
ОтветитьLoool gold!
ОтветитьShe lied, don't fall for it!
ОтветитьA PR is such a basic clinical examination. I would be completely unimpressed by any doctor who tried to palm it off onto another specialty.
ОтветитьCan only hope the good doctor has trimmed his fingernails
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