50 years-old virgin CRIES because he lost a Pocket Circuit match

KIRYU HAS THE RIGHT OK! Don't judge 😢

Poor Joryu

“gg”

bro gave up his family and friends by making them think he died: didn't shed a tear

lost a pocket circuit match: REAL SHIT

The music at the end makes me feel like I'm bout to watch a Top Gun scene

This man has been pocket circuit racing for 30 years and yet breaks down the moment he loses

When you realize the bro you introduced to the gym has become stronger than you.

Real man cry😢 ❤❤

>2023
>他人の性や性生活にこだわる人々

私の部下キル... 城龍は自分の生き方を知っている。彼はポケットサーキットを通じて、さまざまな背景を持つ実在の人物とリアルなつながりを築いている。そのおかげで彼はビジネスチャンスを生かし、就職市場で自分をアピールすることができる。彼はまた、絶え間なく続く葛藤という人生の現実を認め、世の中で唯一不変なものは変化であることを理解している。彼は、自分自身が人生で大きな苦難に見舞われながらも、まっとうに生き、人々の役に立とうと生涯奮闘する、成熟した、よくまとまった男である。

地下室住まいの童貞どもは、部屋でソーセージからマヨネーズを絞り出しながら、.jpgや.mp4ファイルを夢中で眺めているだけだ。そして死ぬまで、あるいは克服するまで、それを続けるのだ。君の最大の問題は、ガールフレンドができないことだ。一方、私の部下のキルは...。城龍は、クラスターB人格障害に苦しむ犯罪者から養女を救うために、2匹の虎と戦わなければならなかった。

お前の父親が誰かはみんな知っている。そして、日本中で最も偉大なギガチャッドは誰か。それは天皇、成仁である。キル... 常陸宮。

パンデミックは終わった。桐生を止められなかった。しかし、もうパンデミックに止められる言い訳はできない。

外に出ろ。草に触れろ。人と話しなさい。生魚、米、海苔、米酢を買って、寿司の作り方を学べ。

そして、お互いにもっと親切にしなさい。

そしてお互いに親切にすること。親切にすることは、友達を維持する鍵だ。

rip

Me after losing a tf2 match to Pablo.Gonzalez2013

Kiryu accidently put the wrong battery and it costed him the match

INFINITE WEALTH LIKE A DRAGON 1 CONFIRMS KIRYU ISNT A VIRGIN, I WILL NOT TOLERATE KIRYU SLANDER

PC Fighter is my favourite character in yakuza 0 XD 🍉🐢

He’s actually smashed its canon lol

Not quite...

There are some substories in yakuza 0, where he gets to hit it.

...Even though it isn't really pleasant in some cases.

HA HA HA THIS IS GREAT
(TURNS AROUND)
I AM DEAD INSIDE

This is me when I started emulating my childhood game that I was once a master at and realized that I suck so bad now

Still can whoop the whole tojo clan alone 💀💀💀

When Spider-Man 2 doesn't win any awards on The Game Awards:

That's me after losing a close match 9-10 in a first to 10 fighting game.🥲

how i feel after saying gg to a game i got rolled on

kiryu never beating the autism allegations

Most relatable video game character

Kiryu do not lose his virginity because he never loses (except maybe that one time with Kazama)

why he's more emotional on this than the ending scene

This is what 10 years in a joint does to a man gotta give him slack

حقيقي

Didnt cry he was just cleaning his glasses man

This game is 100% serious

He's more emotional than finding out he has cancer

Damn I felt those heavy claps😢... Pause

Kiryu must keep up appearances, but underneath it all is the wounded pride of a pocket racer champion

sadder than when tachibana died

55 years old virgin now

Me at 50

How can you say he is a virgin?




A man named Kanda ring a bell?

I just picked up Yakuza 0 and stumble into this clip.. 😂😂

Tamiya 4WD?

He's more sad about losing pocket circuit then about watching his brother die

When your homie gets a gf, but you realize he can't call you pookie bear anymore:

Tiger Drop negates all damage...except this.

He is always a Dragon of Dojima😢

He's just like me

shit I'd just like to care that much about something

People who called Kiryu a virgin never finished all the substories.

Me when bro gets a gf
(I'm no longer his pookie)

Other writers: "We gotta make our characters look cool 24/7"

RGG: