Jokes To Tell Your Friends That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, 10

Me: knock knock her: who's there
Me: not your dad

thats what she said 💀💀

Wajts the difference between an orphan and an apple tree...


Because the apples gat picked😏

Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferted the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle not a 'hehe', not even a subtle burst of air went out of my esophagus Science says before you laugh, your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch, 0/10. This joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny 0 genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy, You've single nandedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would requfire Einstein himself to bufld a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff, You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in the text books so future generations can be wary of becoming an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned but because of that, you've wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done.

I thought it was knock, knock who’s there Joe mama

I said that to my friends they just called me cringe, YEAH THANKS FOR THE STUPID JOKE NOW MY FRENDS THINK I'AM CRINGE

This joke send me straight to kindergarten 😂

Made lafage

Or this

I went to the store bought a pack of big boys(ice cream) and it said its the same amount ot calleries your brother weights 😭😂

That's so gay

Don’t laugh

I just peed my pants. And I popped its extra squishy. Sheesh. Dark black affrakin monkey ooooooo o

Average dad joke Dads : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤!?!?!?!?

this made me laugh so hard that i forgot how to laugh of anger

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this bad poor attempt

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this bad poor attempt

"Catch up who"

bro got the whole squad laughing😐

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It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy.
You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again.
We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy

Dang man you got the whole funeral parlor laughing

All I searched for is "tell me a very dark joke" and this is what I get? All I wantes to say is what the favorite sports of a coffin carrier was, the answer was Casketball...

Knock Knock
Who's There
It's
It's who
IT'S THE FUCKING FBI OPEN THE DOOR WE HEARD YOU GOT OIL-

I don't get it 😮

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

what.

Bro are you generating income from these shorts?

Bro this issint funny...

Not as my joks 😢because I don’t have any

I thought it was gonna be like:

Ketchup who?

Did u say catch a poo?😭😭

Why is a chicken scrade of friday???




















Down












Cause its FRY day

Ketchup with me and I? I Don’t Understand. HUH

Humor, in theory, should be a delightful, shared experience that brings people together through laughter. However, not all jokes achieve this goal. In fact, some are so woefully unfunny that they border on an insult to anyone with a modicum of taste. If you've ever had the misfortune of hearing a particularly dreadful joke, you might be wondering why such an effort even saw the light of day. Let's break down the reasons why some jokes are not just unfunny but are an outright embarrassment to the art of comedy.

First and foremost, the joke might be an example of the laziest kind of humor: clichés and overused punchlines. Imagine a joke that trots out the same old tired lines that have been recycled so many times they’ve become a sad parody of themselves. These jokes are the comedic equivalent of reheated leftovers—stale, unappetizing, and utterly devoid of originality. If a joke relies on such predictable formulas, it’s not just unfunny; it’s an insult to the intelligence of anyone forced to listen. It’s as if the joker believes that merely repeating the same worn-out routine is enough to elicit laughter, forgetting that humor thrives on freshness and creativity, not on mind-numbing repetition.

Secondly, the humor may be so grossly insensitive that it transcends being merely unfunny and veers into the realm of the offensive. A joke that targets marginalized or vulnerable groups isn’t just poorly executed; it’s a glaring reflection of the joker’s lack of empathy and basic human decency. When someone makes a “joke” at the expense of others’ suffering or dignity, it doesn’t just fail to amuse—it exposes the teller as a thoughtless, mean-spirited individual who is either too ignorant or too callous to understand the real-world implications of their words. Such jokes are not only a fail in terms of comedy but are also a blatant disregard for respect and sensitivity.

Timing and delivery also play a critical role in whether a joke lands or crashes and burns. A joke poorly timed, told with a lack of enthusiasm, or delivered with all the charisma of a damp sponge is an affront to the art of humor. It’s akin to watching someone stumble through a performance with all the grace of a bull in a china shop. If you’ve heard a joke delivered with the kind of lackluster effort that suggests the teller would rather be anywhere else, it’s no wonder the joke falls flat. Humor requires engagement, a connection with the audience, and a spark of creativity—all of which are glaringly absent in such failed attempts.

In some cases, the joke might simply reveal an alarming lack of self-awareness. The joker might believe that their humor is cutting-edge or edgy, while it’s actually a dull display of their inability to read the room or understand what constitutes genuine wit. Such individuals might cling to their failed attempts at humor, convinced that their jokes are revolutionary, while everyone else is left cringing and wondering how such a lack of talent managed to find an audience.

In conclusion, when a joke fails to amuse, it often reveals more than just a lack of humor. It can expose the joker’s laziness, insensitivity, and glaring lack of self-awareness. Instead of eliciting laughter, these jokes stand as a testament to the joker’s inability to grasp the fundamental aspects of effective and respectful comedy. Far from being a harmless attempt at humor, such jokes are a painful reminder of why not everyone should attempt comedy.

Nice one

Bhahahahahah that made me laugh so hard 💀

Remeber me? anyone

Knock knock who’s there? You’re gay you’re gay who? You’re gay too

It’s CACH up with me and i

ROSES ARE RED
SCHOOLS ARE PAINS
BACK IN 2023 WE HAD BRAINS

Why do we always buy fanta

Why

Bc they make you feel Fanta-stic

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad 1 would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this isjust bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text booksso future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

It was nit l it was you

Someone just said ketchup... Time to get saucy! 😂

Knock, knock who’s there Britney Spears Britney Spears who knock knock who’s there? Oops.🎵 I.🎶 did it.🎵 again🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵

Bro🫣😱

i dont get it

Joke's on you, you asked for it 😂

Looks like someone's got a secret stash of ket chup 😜👀