In Germany we don’t say

If you want the English translations follow my Instagram @liamcarps I have them all there 🇬🇧🇩🇪

So 😂

Ein Copyvideo von Liamcorbs..🙄

Alles es ist scheise

„Willst du mein steuerlicher Vorteil sein? Sag mal spinnst du??!!“ 😂

That's hilarious man, thanks for your work! I'm russian you made my day😂

„Das ist kein Panzer“ 😭😭😭💀

Hahahahah

lol, really good and mostly true.

In Germany we don't say: "Sorry I chopped your foot off with a chainsaw. It was entirely my mistake, I am so sorry, please accept my apologies...".
We say: "Dumm gelaufen."

I remember living in Berlin with fellow Norwegian students,æ having a party in our Air Bnb, when all of a sudden we heard this violent knock on the door. We opened and multiple armed policemen were stationed outside the door. They even got mad at our neighbours when we told them we did in fact NOT have ant drugs or any illegal activities other than the high music

Alles unter **300** ist Verkehrsbehinderung*

This guy is really English. He’s just acting German.

I don't understand, but funny

As a Spaniard happily living in Germany for almost 6 years I must say: 🤣🤣🤣

Ist der Panzer nicht ein LKW?

😂 👍😁💪

Why don't you say the German bit in English so we can actually laugh because we understand. I understand none of this and why should I

This is eerily accurate

"Wer schön sein will, muss leiden!" (mostly told to little girls and young ladies who complain because some hairstyle/dress/beauty treatment is uncomfortable/ itchy/painful.

Toll!

In Germany we don't say "please close the door, there is a draft", we say " mach endlich mal die Tür zu, haben wir eigentlich Säcke vor der Tür?"

In germany we don't say: "How was your day? I had a great day, how was yours?". We say "Muss ja ne."

Wow you show us how German race is so superior, masculine, powerful and macho, really wow. 🤮

Ich krieg mich nicht mehr ein 😂😂😂

"Si è sempre meridionali di qualcuno" (Luciano De Crescenzo). You always will find someone "northern" than you and You ever will be "southern" than someone else. 😂😂😂

In West Scotland, we say, "Haw, ya dansar!" ...in Germany they just get mit dei Schardenfreude... 😏😏

⛔️😶In Germany...we do not like to talk about our great History

That SOOO

I need to visit this place 😮

Jesus Chrhrist, you look like my father's father!

Statt "Ordnungsamt" hättest du auch sagen können "sach ma gehts noch?" xD

So ! 😂

It was watchable

Arme Landstraßen. Verkehrsbehinderung 24/7 😢

Hallo ist da das Ordnungsamt? 🤣😂😂

das "hallo" ist schön eine lange Konversation

Liam! I was born in the U.S. and had a mother born in Hamburg in 1921. Her parents helped raise me in New York. They were all in the U.S. by 1927. My Oma and Opa were born in 1900 and 1896. They both almost died during WW l many times. Yes, there were very disciplined and certainly on time...always early. But they were happy, full of love and life. If you don't stop this stereotyping, I might have to subscribe to your channel!!! My mother was more of a bitch because she went from Hamburg to Manhattan at age 6 and was an only child. Only children are narcissistic and self-centered. They never learn how to share and not be the star of the show. My father's parents were from Sicily but I don't want to talk about them at this time.

okay, der steuerliche Vorteil hats gebracht 🤣

Im wanna go to Germany now to try these out! Thanks for the tips!

Im Germany we say "Soo". 😄

My German brother-in-law makes more sense with every video watch. You're saving families. Keep up the good work.

As a Brit living in Germany since 2010, your videos are on point and "meet the nail on the head" 100% 🙂

Verkehrsbehinderung. Nuff said.

I'm learning the Germany with baby steps. Thank you

😂😂😂😂😅

That with the train was genius xD Sooooo accurate and even more now than when this video was made.

A serbian friend told me that German language upon learning it kicked out all her English