Steakhouse Rules, Explained

Jeez, what a pratt. It's just a pricey steakhouse.

i bet he has massive stinky shits

So basically if you enjoy autonomy, and eating/seasoning/dressing your meal your way, as a paying customer, don’t go to a steakhouse. If I can’t add whatever I want to my meal at the table (within reason. I’m talking salt, pepper, sauces, etc. I don’t mean human fecal matter or corn meal) then I’m not eating there. If I’m paying more than 25$ for a single plate, I am doing whatever the hell I want with it. And if I can’t add some sauce or salt without it being a problem, then I’ll eat anywhere else and be happier. I prefer autonomy. It’s not about what “ruins” the meat, it’s about my personal choices and my money being spent. If I’m paying, I’m eating my meat my way. If I am paying 100$ for a plate, and I want to eat ketchup on my steak (ewww) then I’m damn sure going to. I paid 100$ for one meal. if I want to eat one bite, dump a salt shaker on it, and send it back, as long as I pay for it, and leave a tip, that’s 100% my right to do so. Any places that don’t allow autonomy of basic seasoning choices is a 0/5 stars for me. No matter how good the food is. Autonomy and personal preference is everything for a paying customer. Especially when the total meal costs more than my car payment

Wait! That is the end? Dress nicely and refuse high end specials?

Bsst steakhouses are not served to people in suits and ties

Where a suit and order the cheapest bottle of wine. 😂😂😂😂

Pretentious much…

$200 in flip-flops is the same as $200 in the suit

I've been going to steakhouses in flip-flops for over 15 years and not one time has a waiter/waitress treated me poorly. I don't know what this guy is raving about, I come eat my med rare prime rib/ribeye and leave, only leaving them a $5-$10 tip everytime.

So basically if you like steak and have money eat at a steak house and also if you have money dress for success lol all these things equal one thing that is work as much and as hard as you can and enjoy what you love

For all the Slobs that go to a Steak House in shorts and ball caps pay attention.

He ordered it rare, and it was cooked medium. (And he didn't send it back !)

It’s the lifting of the pinky finger for me

filet minion has very little flavor the same person will say prime rib is packed with non existent flavor.

That Old Fashion looks trash. Hotel ice, uncut peel, bright red maraschino smh.

Produce a lazy YT to write off a $99 steak is the secret rule.

All that cost and the old fashioned has the cheap cherries

Eating a Cow’s carcass should always be a formal experience. And I put A1 on every steak, don’t care how expensive it is.

A good resturaunt will treat flip flop man as well as pretentious suit and tie man.

Are you supposed to tip?

Stakehouses need to stop acting like they are elite sacrublue restaurants and just serve God damm Stake with chips and loads of redsauce!!!!!

“How do you like your steak?”
Raw please

What he said about a guy in suit being treated much better than a guy in flip flops got me.

I walk in looking disheveled as hell but order the most expensive steak on the menu. The steakhouse workers take notice

Keens creamed spinach is amazing.

What a douche

Yankee City Dwelling Bastards.

Just relax & walk in. Be presentable. Aka a human being.

You dress like an idiot. Just because it’s a suit doesn’t make it nice

That steak was over cooked

This guy is insufferable

If it’s not a bone in rib-eye I’m not even getting out of bed

Or just dress how you like and order what you like.

This video offended me

That steak looked vile.

In theory I agree with the idea of dining well dressed. In reality most occasions when I have an opportunity to dine at a fine steakhouse are when I am on vacation and are impromptu opportunities. And with the kids. So I end up being dressed more like a tourist in shorts, etc. I have never been turned away. I can't even really say I have been treated poorly. The kids are well behaved. We don't overburden the staff. And tip commiserate with service which is always well.

This guy is extremely unlikable and pretentious

What were the rules?

In today's economy they will let you in in shorts.

The only issue is that I'm no longer allowed inside Keens as I accidentally crashed my Honda Civic through the front porch when I was chasing a bioluminescent CIA agent who had been following me for years.

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I'd say this was a good video if you can hear what the hell he's saying over that annoying music

So what are the esoteric rules you allude to? Don’t use steak sauce and order the cheapest wine? I feel so in the know now.

If you're trying to convince people your $100 and wearing a suit is different then the gentleman who wore flip flops $100 is different you are sadly mistaken you should get treated the same high quality service PERIOD"

Are these “steakhouse rules”. Seems to be quite general in nature..

ordering bottled water does more than being dressed nicely, also if your old fashioned comes with more than one big ice cube you're being cheaped out

That shirt and tie combo shouldn't be allowed in a Steakhouse

I like A1. Come at me