Bloodborne Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

To be fair. Who grabs a sword with both hands

Btch We want the sword not your buns

Yes please I need a punish

you kill me there xD, I WAS SERIOUS THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING FOR THE legendary sword.

As a chad im taking both i dont slay wafius i lay them

how does one explain what happened to Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower

I have and will always be using my dear sweet lovely saw cleaver and hunter blunderbuss

GIVE ME YOUR BLADE!!! "while holding ALOT of range like weapons"

I just wanted to grab your long string sword….😅

Somehow in NG+:
Lady Maria: How did you get that weapon?
The Hunter: I fought.. died countless times and then finally.. I got it. Now I have become it's master.
Lady Maria: You do not deserve that weapon.
The Hunter: If you want it, you're going to have to take it but you already knew that.

hunter: i want that sword

“The blade. Why would I put my hands on you? I ain’t into necrophilia. Hands off me with your Great One killin ass, go find your boy Gehrman! He so down bad he made a doll to fondle that looks just like you!”

If you want it you have to take it

My Hunter: I just wanted the sword

Cool sword makes the brain go Awooga

bro just wanted the sword....

He's literally me

Yikes, bloodborne and cringe

"Inside, obviously."

Equips Stake Driver

Them 2 mf made me quit the game. Not a boss, just 2 f@cken monsters.

Come on good hunter, the vileblood lineage will only continue with your help

She is my favourite waifu among all souls I have played. Like bro, this women can use blood + fire, have a badass clothes, dual weapon and this beautiful white(maybe silver) hair, man, I’m a simp with no regrets.

That's why i would just step to the side and get it from the hilt first.
If she tries to stop me i just unsheathe the sword and she either cut herself or lets me take the blade in peace. Either way i get the Toothpick and expand my collection of Pointy Sharo things weebs use, i unse the Chad weapon that is Ludwigs holy blade 👌❤️

we've get rakuyo + free take lady maria

Anime men are very lucky the 2nd ammendment is a usa only thing.

I need a sword

He done goofed

C R U S H E D P E L V I S E S

bro just wanted the sword... why stop him from defending and attacking?

Hunter :Play time is over , give me the blade.

Her art it's similar to Kishinpain's animations

Good hunter: You got it wrong, I thought you were dead.
Maria: How does that make it any better...?

I wish vine boom sfx happened in the base game.

It would probably play every time you hit an enemy with a charged R2 from the Stake Drive or Kirkhammer.

Just take the handle…..

It's ok, I can beat her in one try and still touch those Melons. I went to train in the cummmpfk for a few hours 👀

To the gem, to the damn gem that attached to yo ribbon woman!

I was specting something like "ara ara huntaa San... Echii 😋"

Lady Maria: “You want this blade? You’re gonna have to try and take it. But… You already knew that.”

Looks like deepwoken

What's with the weird uGh

Man fuck the titties gimme the blade.

Silence wrench, my mind is of combat and combat alone, now give me your blade

Don’t, Google this

I SWEAR, IT WAS THE SWORD, JUST THE SWORD, PLEASE, I SWEAR ON THE BLOOD OF THE OLD GODS IT WAS THE SWORD JUST DON’T KILL ME

You seriously think you can get my legendary weapon that easily?! Go fight those annoying af sharks right now before I beat whole sale ass!!.. 😡

🤐

The comic with a similar name has ruined me

He just got his sword and run away :))))

Lady Maria seriously he just wanted your weapon!