Peggy Lee - The Siamese Cat Song

What A Shame 2019 Creepypasta Version
Jane Arkensaw and her white german shepherd pup and best friend Princess Arkensaw timidly walk away after chased out of Baby Sen's room by Mrs Wallabanger their neighbor who was told to babysit them and their friends for a day while their parents Rainbow Kitty and Slenderman had a meeting with The Council
Jane and Princess notice Grinny the Cat coming out
Jane: Uh Grinny
Princess: Uh you probably shouldn't...
Jane and Princess: Oh boy
Grinny: Oh look at this place I need to make some changes What A Shame Now sit right there take a seat I'm sure you're glad I came I got some cleaning up to do I'll need to rearrange I'll take care of this furniture and do it all the same if to you it's all the same but if you don't like how I decorate that's too bad What A Shame I think I can reupholster this figurine is so last year Grinny destroys the living room of The Slender Mansion as Jane and Princess try to stop him
Grinny: That's what I call sheg shui Stand back girl and girl dog you both give me room to play these tables need refurbishing these curtains need a change but if you don't like my artistic flair Well that's too bad What A Shame I'm sorry not Wa Hoo Hoo Hoo What A Shame Cat got your tongue? Why are you so miffed? I gave your living room a modern twist now I want some credit for this not blame are you both mad? What A Shame Yes and... That's better yeah it really holds the room together Flowers? Really this color scheme in here is coo coo Aw did I make a little boo boo? It's time to break this thing as soon as I get done it will be you Jane and Princess Arkensaw if things do wrong I'll be gone that's too bad What A Shame bout to do something bout this vase it's a tiny bit out of place Don't let it fall on your face oh yeah you both like how I hit that run? Don't you girl and dog? I do What A Shame
Jane and Princess try to hold up their mother's vase as good as they could to keep it from falling and breaking but they trip and fall over getting covered in cloths making a lot of noise.
Mrs Wallabanger: What's going on in here?
Grinny pretends to be injured to trick Mrs Wallabanger into thinking Jane and Princess had hurt him.
Mrs Wallabanger: gasps in horror Grinny Mrs Pencil Neck's cat
Grinny: tearfully Jane and Princess attached me Mrs Wallabanger and Mom
Mrs Pencil Neck: Oh what did my nieces do to you Grinny?
Jane and Princess then open their eyes and look out from under the cloth covering them
Jane and Princess: thinking Oh no we're in so much trouble
Mrs Wallabanger and Aunt Pencil Neck take Grinny as Grinny hug his friend and adoptive mother Mrs Pencil Neck and Jane Princess LJ Ben Sally Masky Hoodie Toby Clockwork Zero Nina Eyeless Jack Laughing Jill and Sen's aunt as they go to one of their spare rooms as Grinny grinned at Jane and Princess.

They look high as fuck tripping balls singing

Made them sound Chinese even though they Siamese 😅😂

I hate how accurate this cats represents people around me...

As a siamese kitten owner, this fits pretty well. They're just playful 😂

You have to appreciate how honesty cat they are.

Why are cats always the villians? By looking at history we can agree they were better allies than dogs. They don't care about you that much, but enough to not interfere, and at the same time, they get rid of pests that carry dangerous diseases and eat your food

Typical siamese cats.

The song was neither Siamese nor Asian in any sense. When I was a kid, I was always confused about what they were trying to do. Were they trying to be oriental or what?

Okay so we’re just ignoring how racist this is..

I love this song my cat Siamese

I think ppl only say it’s racist cos a white woman wrote it.. if peggy were actually Asian it’d be okay

I know every word to this movie… Still have the VHS version squirreled away somewhere.

Their teeth look like rabbit teeth, not cat canines... It seems to be on purpose. It looks inappropriate.

Wicked Animal??? Gorl that is a Cavalier. Have several seats!

This is…. Racist 😂

If you are a certain age, this song is part of your cells 😂❤

As someone who have 2 siamese, I can say they're siamese even if I don't please.

Dare I say they weren't evil. Just mischievous, just your average cats

Those cats are so bad. Poor Lady was trying to keep everything in order.

I love this it's too cute 🥰

A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

this just me and my bff
we won't hurt u

I really want a Siamese Cat in spite of them being portrayed as cunning, mischievous and manipulative here. There's always been something mystical about them.
I remember my former Biology teacher from high school being very passionate about Siamese Cats and she had four of them.

Grandma 👵🏻

Love it!

So, people are getting mad becuase an asian cat breed has asian features? I mean, yes, they are quite caricature like, but come on. Also it was like the 50s or something

Kucing sialan

This scared the shit out of me as a kid bruh

The Disney live action Lady and the Tramp remake will censor and replace this Siamese Cat song.

Liberals are offended by this Siamese Cat song.

Liberals are not offended by Hamas.

this song is in my nightmares thanks to my child

We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Do you see that thing swimming 'round and 'round? Yes
Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown
If we sneakin' up upon it carefully
There will be a head for you, a tail for me

Do you hear what I hear? A baby cries
Where we find baby there are milk nearby
If we look in baby bag and there could be
Plenty milk for you and also some for me

Wow, I never realized how racist this song was as a kid.😬😬

As someone who was thai this song doesn't seem offensive to me i actually love this song

Hope Henderson as Alice

Why

This is no racists. Stupid people that try to make everything offensive. You want offence? F U this is offensive!!!

Migi and dali were definitely inspired by these cats and the instrumental soundtrack is also same!

They remind me of Meowth from Pokémon ! 🐱

Project gemini. When youre a conjoined twin. 🧠

Am I losing my mind, or only my memory? I could swear I recall a line of their song telling the dog " And our claws are very sharp". But in no recording, video or lyrics page for the song do I find that line now...

The most unrealistic thing about this is the aunt who probably raised her Siamese cats since they were little but doesn’t know how her cats think or behave she only sees her little angels ,meanwhile realistically Siamese owners know what kind mischievous cats they own and know how their little ball of floof thinks and know when their cat is up to no good. Like a motherly or fatherly instinct

Siamese cat are royalty of Thailand like how ancient Egyptian worship cats😂

These cats are intriguing. We have no indication of their existence until Lady approaches the basket and they never appear in the film again, but despite being the only cats in a film focused almost exclusively on dogs- with a few human side characters- they and their song make an impression on almost every viewer. They also capture the best and worst of feline behaviour: the curiosity, obvious cunning, the taunting of birds and fish, the ripping of curtains, the cosying-up to their owner and of course, framing the nearest dog. Anyone who has ever lived with or around a cat knows exactly what this scene is telling us.

WE ARE SIAMESE IF WE PLEASE🔥

This is truly a day in a cats life 😂

I love how the song actually contains traditional Thai instruments since Siamese cat are also from Thailand.