TEACHING MY TWITCH CHAT HOW TO DRIVE LIKE A SIGMA

Dantes is the word "Pyromaniac"

Here me out, we need to refer to the Mediterranean region as if it's its own subcontinent. Like, that is the boundary between asia and europe, and turkey is right in the middle in a sense. Like a part of it literally borders greece.

Also the Mediterranean basin, is a large enough geological feature to argue this.

Why is it that the more fucked up the things Dantes is doing or saying are, the more cutesy and girly his laughs are 💀💀💀

WE WINDOOOOOOOWS

Como alguem com um ingles bem ruim como o meu eu queria saber como q eu entendo tudo q ele fala kkk e outros yts q falam ingles tbm eu seila como eu entendo eles kk ultimamente vejo mais pessoas q nao falam portugues doq o normal meus canais favoritos falam em outra lingua kkk minha vida ta estranha mais boa kk

Thx for the pro tips. Just got a lisense and didnt realize i was doing it wrong.

Sober up

Bro got 5 traffic citations in 100m

Imagine learning to drive a truck and u see this

I went and took my driver's test immediately after watching this....turns out I now have a warrant for my arrest for reckless driving, vehicular homicide, fleeing, and numerous gun and drug charges, in game of course. Thanks Dantes! My life is in ruin!!

W DRIVER

Even at driving your are bad, at least is not as bad as you as a jungler

first time i see someone call a gas station a fueling station

ur comedic

dantes u gained ur sellf a subcriber

extremely pro tip

Why cant i see my mapx7

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bro fk ya im not like ya but still from romania and i wish to not be that employer at any time

This guy is like everyone’s fun uncle

This is the way he escaped the asylum

Dantes doesnt know how to drive a stick therefore he isnt a sigma

You cant go wrong with starting in Poznań (i started my first playthrough there)

Dantes showing his parents how he drives is actually so cute

Dantes is the only streamer who can shave play a trucking sim and insult polish people all at the same time mid stream

Fun to see u play one of my favorite games.

As a Child that knows how to drive all the tips are True 100%and when a cop says otherwise theyre a hater

He is going to get arrested irl

I am Polish and Tarzaned would be great truck driver in Poland

I just realized he has Tyler1 mic

I swear my dad actually drives like this

If he ever had to drive me , he wouldn’t be driving me … 😅😅

Average Hecarim player after ghosting and eing

BILLY BOB IS MY WIFI NAME

I think i saw this man crash into a bunch of trees at my kindercare a few years ago 💀💀💀

Tarzaned bout to be in debt from Dante's Identity theft drunk truck driving

I laughed my ass off

Bro got -2xp💀

"i dont like blue" XDDDDDDD

Bro playing balkan truck simulator

I lost 10 games in a row and watched this now I'm depressed but I laughed