RANKING TAYLOR SWIFT'S EX-BOYFRIENDS **with receipts**

please make a video about Karlie! (Not the pathetic gay conspiracy but the betrayal)

I definitely do agree that me is not the next shake it off and I can also see how people think it’s like annoying and stuff but I just whenever I’m sad I put on that song and I just kind of dance to it cause I remember how happy she was writing it but I definitely do agree that it is not the best song in the entire world, and she was definitely trying to write the next shake it off, which is definitely not, but it’s definitely a song if it comes on I’m not gonna skip it lol love the video❤(sorry for any spelling errors or in cohesive sentences. I’m very dyslexic, and this is not my strong suit.)

Honestly I’m pissing myself laughing at this hahaha these hot takes are hilarious hahahah

You said she didn't write any songs about Calvin Harris but that's not true High Infidelity was about him.

Has your ranking changed after the rerecords we have so far ?

The way you threw these ranking out in the last minute of the video had me FRAZZZLLED

Please dont do the kind of content, its weird!!

Joe Jonas now needs to be lower lol 😂
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Poor Tom 😢

Harry’s my favorite too! 😂

Love

Facts and lols. Also great background in this vid ✅

Omg! I hadn’t even gotten to Calvin & Tom before I posted. This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time! I need to rewind! 😂😂😂😂

I’m dying….you are hilarious!!! However! I absolutely agree with everything especially Harry Styles! And your Connor Kennedy analysis took me out! I do feel so bad for him because his mom took her life 😢

Wow. You are really good. I’d like to see you do a deep dive on either Taylor’s world behind the scenes or her massive marketing genius. Also could you get Taylor to have a bit higher quality merch. Compared to many other touring acts her merch quality just isn’t there. 😂😂 Amyway. You sleigh!!🔥💖❤️💙🙏🏻

I actually think "The One" was about Jake. She continuously references Jake even in her newer songs like how she thought love was "burning red but it's golden". She also mentioned something about "digging up the grave another time" in the One and she talks about how they were "3 months in the grave" in ATW (but then again, this vid was made prior to the 10 minute version).

I always thought Haylor felt more sexually charged than anything but his song "Him" (which I truly believe is about Taylor) kinda makes me think it was deeper than that maybe idk.

With the new additions of Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy to this list, can we get an updated version of this video?

i dont get why some of these guys choose to date taylor swift, known for writing songs about her relationships, and act all surprised and offended when she writes songs about how crappy they were!!! you chose to treat her like garbage, and you have to face the consequences of your actions

You cannot convince me that Haylor wasn’t partially publicity. He literally brought his hairdresser to their date in NYC 😂

You need to update this with the wax man because your hot takes on that are so freaking iconic!!!

Jake seems okay really. I feel like they just had very different ideas of what the relationship was. Also the “if we were closer in age maybe it would’ve been fine” line in ATW10MV actually makes me feel better about him because he acknowledged that that age difference wasn’t working. He also doesn’t have a distinct pattern of dating younger women like John has. He’s dated people older, younger, same age. I’m not getting groomer from him, I’m getting just dates who he connects with from him. Also the way he didn’t lash out about her writing about the relationship, in fact complemented her directly about how he thought it was beautiful and it was like going through a photo album, shows his level of class and care. John is just a flaming sack of garbage for the way he behaves towards women.

The CROCS ahahhaa, I've seen that part so many times now and still laughing

anyone else think the football helmet lyric is about Connor? Also...loved it when he said "ye old taylor"!🤣

With Mr.Perfectly Fine, WCS, 10 min version of ATW this aged sooooo well

I feel like Harry style was in such a bad place that he probably wont be a good boyfriend. Remember when all the boys in 1d werent treated well and it was a very controled environment. Then they were so big and out in the open it was destined to fail. I feel like if they dated later in life it wont be as bad.

I think Jake Gyllenhaal was the one that got away BUT i agree Harry Styles si THE BEST the holy grial. Altought, Joe Jonas gave me my favourite song EVER, holy ground SO he's My favourite.

Pls let us know where Joe falls now that they’re done

"Maybe the permentant muse" Weeeeeelp-

IS STAY STAY STAY ABOUT JAKE????? CAN YOU ELABORATE?

As a Scottish Swiftie, I can only think of ONE pro with the Calvin relationship and that is that we finally got a Glasgow date when she was dating him. But honestly thats it. And that’s only for a tiny part of her fandom. He’s absolute garbage otherwise

FINALLY - SOMEONE WHO LOVES HARRY STYLES AS MUCH AS I DO

Was the one about Matty?

I absolutely chuckle to myself and love it when you call Taylor, galaxy brain. I just love that. 🌌🪐 can you please do a video on why Taylor doesn’t seem brokenhearted after six years of being with Joe Alwyn something is off with that break up! It could be the tour is distracting her, but why doesn’t she seen brokenhearted? Is it because she seeing Matty Healy and distracting herself? she has written more intense break up songs about a three month relationship then she has about her six year relationship is it just that the Music about that breakup is not here yet I’m so confused.

would just like to point out that at the time, “stephen” was bigger than taylor. he’s the lead in the band ‘love and theft’ which was much bigger than taylor at the time. if you’re gonna go check then out i suggest angel eyes :)

"You're grown man! You cant be a DJ as well" oh my god hahahaha 😂 this has me dying at my job

Did you skip Tom in the final ranking?!!

I hope we do get Haylor 2.0 but ultimately i see her settling down with a royal. The nephew of princess Diana maybe.

I think the one & champagne problems was about Selena & Justin

Lol the fact that she never wrote a song about him makes me laugh

Omg the beginning of the video the seriousness was so funny I thought it was gonna be serious lmaooo

Finally someone who agrees that Jake and Taylor were a cute couple. Certainly not perfect but I enjoyed them.

💀“why is John Alwyn here”

The 1 is about Jake G.. I have no doubt about it.. there's a cross reference between it and ATW10

this is greattttt swiftologist thanks. Ive thought about this a couple of times already but coool

Honestly Jake wearing the football helmet makes complete sense. In stay stay stay she says she threw her phone all the way across the room at him the night before. I honestly picture of her telling him I read that you shouldn’t leave fights unsolved so we need to talk about this and him going OK one second ducking back into the bedroom and then coming out of the football helmet on in case she gets mad enough to throw something

Not sure if someone already commented this, pretty sure someone has bc I haven't read the comments yet, but during the promotion of RED Taylor's Version, she actually confirmed herself that the "red scarf" was actually just a metaphor this whole time 😂 Who knows if she modified the meaning to appeal more to her matured outlook on the whole situation and took the opportunity to deepen the significance of it, or simply as a way to clear up the misconceptions and bombarding interrogations Jake's poor sister had thrown at her about whether or not the scarf was real 😂 Either way, it was a smart choice to announce to the public that put the whole thing to rest lmao