Ranking every food description in ASOIAF with Glidus ️

Stannis seemed to know about Renly's orientation: when Renly says Margaery was a maiden when they married, Stannis said "in your bed, she'll stay that way". pretty obvious to me lol

we really at a certain point where the fandom is talking about food descriptions

Late to this video but I never saw Asha as "seducing" Theon when he comes back to the Iron Islands. When she realizes he doesn't recognize her, she pretends to be lowborn to get a measure of him as a man. And then he immediately tries to fuck her lol

This. This is what I needed

Beer with lemon juice in it is the shit and I’ve been doing it for almost a decade after reading Asoiaf.

Sweetgrass is used like Sage, on the western hemisphere by Latino, Black, and Native Americans alike, to meditate and smudge one’s self. It’s probably one of the most beautiful scents you’ll ever smell.

Ranking the sex scenes wen?

Fry bread is a native american dish. I don't know if anyone has pointed that out yet.

Aurochs are like giant cattle. 6 of them, my goodness, how do these characters even manage to walk after that...

Something they overlooked in the “Chiggun” section was that that’s Tyrion’s own beloved horse that he’s being offered and he thinks a lot about how much he loved it and how long it was with him. Surely that drops it down to at least an E right?

Maybe even an F…I think in a dire survival situation and assuming both are dead already, I’d rather eat the flesh of a human stranger than that of an animal I knew and loved. But then I am a vegetarian and an animal lover and can pretty much take or leave most humans tbh.

cannot believe i just watched this whole thing

Can you guys do house sigil ranking next.

I think the reason most of the lord commanders are high born in the night watch is simply because they are taught well when they are children.

I really love you guys working together, I hope we get alot more of it

As a person with an ardent passion for food, I have never once complained about the food descriptions. On the contrary I am actively intrigued by them, as it is my belief that food can be incredibly informative and insightful to cultures and people.

The only time I get bothered are when the POVs 'find that they have no appetite'.

is there a link to the document you guys used?

hamster should be named kidney pie

Late to the game, but….crab pie (and lobster pie and fish pie) absolutely exists in the US. Regional variations exist — some are like a quiche, some involve potatoes and a white sauce with cheese, and some involve a lot of butter and a buttery crushed-cracker/breadcrumb topping. topping.

Dammit now I want to make one.

is Glidus kidding us with this? Schwift did an excellent Patchface!

Am I allowed to join in having a traitors name and all?

GRRM writes like a man who loves food but knows very little about how it is prepared and even less about food history 😂

I say titties

bro i was watching sidemen and woke up to this

Fireplums are so named for their colour which is like fire.

American bacon is good burnt. The reason GRRM likes burnt bacon is because America exists.

Sansa is the snail. She’s removed from the safety of Winterfell (her home) and forced to cannibalize her own identity for the pleasure of Joffrey.

Referring to pigs/boars, domestic pigs actually transform into "wild boars" very quickly if they become feral. It's pretty incredible how little time it takes to go from pink hairless pig to hairy tusky pissed off boar. And yes, you can eat wild boar and it's just smelly gamey pork.

I need the backstory between Shwift and custard 🤣💀

You have to eat The Winds of Winter with grease dripping down your neck.

People: Man it must suck to be ASOIAF fan, they're so starved for content from George
Schwift and Glidus: On the contrary, we are feasting

As someone that has actually tried fermented mares milk I can safely say that it's an acquired taste. I was not a fan.

George must know he's going to live forever at his current rate in 200 years he might have 10 Duncan books.

I wonder if George has ever eaten a meal without grease dripping into his beard

all the time is lunch time for that lazy fat blorple

This took me two weeks to finish watching. I like being able to read the food descriptions and not just listening to it on podcast. Thank you for making this version

I really should have eaten something before watching this

George describes food like a fanfiction writer describes sex

The KFC on Everest doesn’t doesn’t serve chicken meat

The most memorable one for me was a meal Jon Snow ate at the wall. After reading about the cold beer, bacon and eggs I went to sleep and dreamt about it all night. In the morning I had to have some of that! Luckily I had all the ingredientes handy. The best boiled egg I ever had.

Apparently swans are a lean deep dark red meat with a fishy taste.

If the Winds of Winter actually ever comes out, I think you should have one copy, read the page and turn over and read the reverse side of the page.

Then eat that fucking page.

Then read more.

Keep going until you’ve finished.

where‘s the honey-glazed chicken from jon I (agot) that he slides between his legs for ghost to rip apart? 😥

Others probably already said it, but fry bread is a thing and not the same as toast or grilled cheese. In real life, it's a type of Native American food. It's a flat dough bread, fried or deep-fried in oil, shortening, or lard. Had it myself a few times and it's absolutely delicious.

Imagine puking up someone else's blood.




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I called my hamster Fasol because it's Russian or Polish or something for beans

Stannis is def asexual, or if not him, then definitely Blackfish