Top 5 Brutal Most Offensive Stand Up Jokes

That is 100% not Jimmys most offensive joke 😅

I can't believe it 😂

☘️ dark humour... witty wordplay... and I don't give a fuck attitude!☘️ Everybody is fair game because humans are equally idiotic and will be treated as such ☘️

Offensive? Where is the homophobic racist parts in that case

My buddy screamed "cuz God doesn't let short people into heave"😂😂

5 was a good joke, 2 was hilarious

Did you hear about the baby found in a dumpster the headlines said garbage pal kids are real

That last one just wasn't funny. Not because I'm offended by it. It just wasn't a funny joke. It sucks when "shock humor" is all shock and no humor.

Not brutal and not offensive. Ive told much more offensive jokes than that. Trust me >:). Im a wicked genius. My jokes cut deeper than knives compared to these guys and their jokes just sting like humble bees.

Whoever listed this obviously never heard the Frankie Boyle joke about Jade Goodie

First 4 funny, last one the American comedian not funny... Ironic but he probably wouldn't understand

Gotta be savage if you aren’t clever

All these “jokes” seem more like intrusive thoughts scripted 😂

The 72 virgins is a good one.

Frankie Boyle 😬😂✌️

Dave cross, do you know the true meaning of The 2nd Amendment?

Some of these guys just weren’t funny. They tried just being as offensive as possible and didn’t care about the quality of the joke. The African joke was funny as hell

That Gervais joke is the best! I should send it to my ex...I just sent her a similar joke I wrote as a comment to a friend, by accident. Stupid mistake but fuck my life thats how it goes. Anyway the irony is that she loves Gervais, but as my joke was a comment to a comment and she hates me as it is, lets just say it didn't help things.

The one about the mosquito nets was the funniest. The No. 1 was pathetic.

#2 was sick ctfuuuuuuu Ayo

The “make something up” bit is one of my all time favs. I died laughing when I first heard this

Wheres that guy that changes his voice and hides his face ?

One mans joke is another mans bullet to the head. It's all subjective.
Now take out your guns people,
I wanna see brains.,
That'll be hard if you're American but please try 🙏😂👍✌️

Gervais deserves more!

Make some thing up
Killed me lmao

Calling Jim Jeffries a comedian is the biggest joke in this video

The only funny joke there was the first one, Jimmy Carr, and usually I don't like him.

if comedy is about offending, tell us some black jokes and see how that goes

Love David cross but his bit on blaming God doesn't land with me. I mean if he is mocking the god concept or the belief systems established around that then I kinda get the joke but in a removed and honestly disinterested way. Not funny for that so. If it's to white wash human crimes and folly on god belief, not funny still as a joke topic. Finally if his joke is to blame a god he doesn't believe in, now that's funny! Blame god but don't believe there is one to blame. That's funny to me tbh

Blaming God for human actions is the oldest trick in the Devil's playbook yet humans fall for it every time.

1. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? the bench can sustain a family of five.

2. An Asian man with an erection walks into a wall, what does he break, his nose.

3. Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

4. I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

5. My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

6. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

7. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.


8. Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

9. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10. What did the Titanic say as it sank? I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

#3 was lame and hacky

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I have commented this once before and will not again. But Jimmy Carr's most offensive joke imo is Pete Davidson dad's joke @ the roast. If bunch of Africans wouldve been in the audience during the greenroom joke, it could be most offensive imo too. But nice list tho. Pure gold

Damn that last one was something, I let out a chuckle. Worry not, my mental health is pretty good last time I got checked, I don't think I'm a psychopath

Daaamnn as an african 1st joke was too good, I couldn't even laugh overwhelmed by emotions

I just think the joke was taking forever and the lady had to piss.

Well make something up!!!

I'm glad Frankie Boyle made it 😄

I couldn't be gay because that'd be a pain in the ass...

*Sam hyde has entered the chat

The Jimmy Carr one lol Oh that was dark lol

I didn't get like 3 of them. 😂

David cross people started leaving 😂😂😂

People are fuckin stupid, they'll believe anything, especially if it involves pussy.

Fuckin morons.

Sucks

This wasn’t funny

The n1 joke is not funny , its just dark and not funny what so ever