Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

The GOAT. No question.

This dude is the GOAT

I'll tell ya. I get no respect at all " When I was born the doctor held me upside down and smacked me, I found out later the nurse got in a few shots of her own"

Dave Allen.

Dave Allen.

I tell you even Rodney Dangerfield gets more respect than me...

Great comedian sadly missed

King Rodney

I always remember Rodney talking about how bratty his kid was,it went something like ,why just last week he put Krazy Glue in my Preparation H ! 😅

Rodney was simply the best

We missyouRodney!!!

Great editing on this montage of Rodney's jokes. I miss this guy dearly.

ive never seen him before he really is fantastic on delivery- top guy

We missya Rodney - and Dr Vinnie Boombahtz ! 🤣🤣🤣

Never realized the man owned exactly one tie 😂

Probably the only wisecracking old schooler who could actually pull it off in this day and age.
A style that has gone extinct.

EVERY AWESOME COMEDIAN HAS THEIIR"OWN-BAG-OF-TRICKS" 🎯😎
so fortunate to have seen most-all !!😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

There should be a joke that makes fun of the people who get angry when others say excuse me to them. I don't mind when someone says excuse me.

This is so funny I pissed in my pants so much for 61 years old now😥☺️😉😥☺️😉😥☺️😉😥☺️😉

He's the best ❤️! They don't make them like him no more 😔. RIP❤

One of THE greatest comedians to EVER walk the earth...Rodney Dangerfield.

Hands Down, One of The ORIGINAL KINGS OF COMEDY. # RIP Rodney.

I miss Rodney. My humor is based on his genius.

So there's a difference between stand up and comedian. Allright think about it stand up so a lot more difficult. Comedian comedian is built-in sets. I know I am one stand up. Is Rodney Dangerfield the best of all time? Stand up is a lot more difficult it's. A movie target, it's no, not a movie target, a moving target, you're a f**** r*** Rodney goes back to the art of Henny Youngman and the great stand ups understand sign felt in the rest were comedians with memorized set pieces. They weren't stand ups. Rodney was the best stand up of all time. No one's even close Rodney's rodney's hero. An idol was any young man in case you didn't know any Youngman Henny h. E!NNY Henny Youngman m*********

Notice how he always touch his tie😂😂

Rodney was an awesome comedian

I'm a 30 year old British male. But god damn his humour just hits me right. Legend

Can’t be better

LMFAO!!!!

He was one of the greatest and Richard prior

Jonny Carsons reactions are great

Love the way Johnny Carson cracks up at Rodney's jokes.

Rodney's Tombstoe. ' There Goes The Neighborhood '. Loved him.

I agree with everyone.

Thank You!!!

Rip rodney. U are missed

He looks so sophisticated but is is hilariously crude

Hilarious and a class act.

As funny as any human being in history. No one like him, before or since.

This is who I grew up with!! 😍

Being a Brit, I've never heard of him before, but! Even just watching this, it's clear he was a comedy genius.

A legend

Ironic how this man made a living making jokes about having no respect, when up until his death he was the most respected comedian in the industry

👌

Hey, there were only 98 jokes … two repeats! No respect!

He was made for comedy.

How can toast have bones 😂

The man was incredible.

😂😂😂 dude a goat frfr