Bayonetta, what have you done with Minecraft Steve?

Ah so that's why Steve wasn't in hell after Sephiroth killed everyone.

I smell a reality tv show scenario going on here.

Nah, bayonetta was just cuddling, like a plushie. Nothing else.

I mean just look at them cubes

÷_÷

enstint respawn😎

I don’t get what just happened

bayonetta got explaining to do.

que ganas d ese run cubo

cannon steve could puch and destroy the universe

Looks like Bayonetta cheated

So. He's either a momma's boy. Or he's a mommy's boy.

Steve really just sat on the “You Died” screen for all this time

Bayo I know Steve’s block is large but you can’t cheat on someone like that
Ask me I would know I got shot over cheating
I’m never playing uno again

Bayonetta a little sussy baka 🤨🤨

Steve can cause chaos physically and emotionally

Plot twist Steve just chose a random bed to sleep in while Bayonetta was out kicking ass

He gets all The bitches

You could say Steve....(pfft) "rocked her block"

Lucky bastard...

Wonder if singularity will come to the smash universe

Steve don't got that unspoken Rizz, Steve IS the unspoken Rizz. Everyone else just borrows it from him.

Guess the player behind steve (steve's just a character, referring to the real life player) is a simp for bayonetta

The real magic destiny of bayonetta

Cereza how could you😭😭😭

It appears that Beyonetta just wanted to be Bricked/Blocked DOWN BY THE LEGEND KNOWN AS steve

Isabelle 2: ...Or beside the most recent bed he slept in.
Bayonetta: W-wait.
Steve: gets out of Bayonetta's room
Everyone: glares at Bayonetta
Also everyone: "HOW COULD YOU?! You were my dark queen!" I swear, it's not what it looks like, Simon!" "I knew there was something going on between you two! I fucking KNEW it!" "Guys please calm down and let's talk about this like adults!" "PIKA PIKACHU!"
Steve: YES

Pikachu just wants to fight with someone 😂❤

Isabelle, thats the wrong book.

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Me knowing daamn well that Steve could easily survive hell just from pure experience

I guess Steve wasn’t in hardcore mode

Brings a whole new meaning to rocks the block dosent it?

steve waited for the perfect moment to just come out of the room

Not only does the expression on Bayonetta's face imply she's been...doing...certain things with Steve, but the fact that Steve respawns almost instantly makes this even better, my man's just been sittin there waiting to expose Bayonetta just so he can get a reaction.

Isn’t Steve able to sleep in ANYONES bed?

no matter how many times you kill steve he always respawns

So where's the baby???

My theory: Steve sleep in Bayonetta bed before the day of Sephiroth killing. The Reason ? A Creeper explode his house and he go to Bayonetta chamber.
And Bayonetta said: "Nah, I will be fine."

Now that’s what I call a blockbuster!

Fun fact: Simon is already married, he's wife only appears in Haunted Castle

POV: It Was A Sleepover.

Don't think that'd work. After all, you can't fit a square block into a round hole.

Wait if he didn't have a bed his mom would explode

OH GOD!

Fox dos have some iq

pretty sure steve can't even die from poison

Probably just Sephiroth messing with them.

Steve can pull some benches

You should have done the surprised Pikachu face. Oh well.