Weird Al Yankovic "Amish Paradise" ‌‌ - Bohemia Afterdark

I'm Amish and this is my work life's balance track for the great start in the morning

I don't get how this is 10 years older than gangster paradise

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I really love it...❤

Didn't know how old this was. How is there a 1080p version?

Anyone watching this in 2023?

I came here after i watch the movie..🤗🤗♥️♥️ The wierd Al Yankovic movie

THE UPLOADER IS STILL ALIVE!!!

Better than original wtf

15 Years later this song is so legandary 🤝

I'm curious how many people will find their way here from Simon's recent video 😅

brilliant.

Dwights Family?

We partyin' like it's 1699

Just watched weird Al Yankovic the movie

😂😂😂😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪😻👍👍👍👍👍

i just felt my sanity leaving

harry maguire

damn bro the amish don't even know they are supposed to be mad at this video

😆

This is cooool

What's weird is this was posted BEFORE gangsters paradise was here so Gangsters paradise StOle ThIs

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Livin' in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Livin' in an Amish paradise

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Listening in 2023

You can take Jebediah out of the Barn, but you cannot take the Barn out of Jebediah.

The amiss still don't know this exist

the end of QURRISTER

Wait till the Amish see this on the Internet... wait?!

I'm amish and I'm offended!!!
Oh wait.

LOL, "We're gonna party like it's 1699..." 🤪🤪🤪🤪

man, i want to see him party like 1699

Weird Al is a genius. This is one of the best songs ever, parody or not.

Had to scroll for too long, so:

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool

And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
I churned butter once or twice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Livin' in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of

I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Livin' in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Livin' in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Livin' in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Livin' in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Livin' in an Amish paradise

This song slaps hard

I've watched this video when i was a kid on our old family computer.
Beautiful memories and FINALLY for the first time ever i can see him live 2 times next year <3

Al looks like Abraham Lincoln

What a piece of art. Even after 25 years, I can still sing every line of it.

😅

I come back every year just to watch this video

gangsta's paradise IS A SAMPLE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VID

"Copy and paste"

movie brought me here

2022 was the year it was revealed that his dad actually wrote the song. Such an amazing and true to life biopic.