Corny Returns - Feeling Scared, Acting Brave: A Kid's Guide to Courage | VHS Review

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Also, the thing about the first one is that there were enough holes as to what Zarcon looked like that I imagined that it looked something like an actual safety-obsessed planet/overly protective culture rather than just clones of Corny, but no!

Plus, did his parents just…abandon him?! Why?! His new adoptive parents are utter jerks.

You've covered things that are morally worse than this but this genuinely feels like the most poorly constructed one you've covered. There's a reason that sesame Street uses a curriculum and consults actual professionals, because otherwise it ends up being this.

Also, this is some of the best writing you've done so far. Excited for when you make it big!

Always look forward to your content, and it's yet another banger.

Just finished the video, another good video! God, this contrived narrative is painful. I desperately hope they take you up on that offer to write a better dental plot; I'd entrust you with that.
I dread to know what's in the next Corny video if you do it. Fear pierces my very soul...

I will say, Bonno doesn’t have the charisma of Horvitz but the voice matches the design better.

hi Mr. Toomanytapes, you may very well be my favorite guy on the videos website

There are large parts of the '90s I want to forget. Seeing a grown man dressed & acting like a child, in something intended for children makes me feel grumpy. Why do grown-ups think children are stupid? Why do they talk down to us like this? Less of this & more of Mr. Rogers would be ideal.

I was over halfway through the video when I realized John was the youngest kid on Home Improvement

It's a New Year Miracle! Let us pay for your therapy so you can keep making awesome vids!

i met richard horvitz at a convention once and i was so tempted to ask him about corny the alien. part of me is kicking myself for not doing it to see if he actually remembers it

"Go to a religious group for safety from molesters" I think this thing needs some revisions.

Oh good the nightmare child is back. Awesome review, keep up the great work!

Would be a great show

He wants to yank out hurty tooth! He wants to....oh, wait...wrong thing.....

I don't suppose you'd be willing to share a rip of the Bicycle Safety Camp video? That's the one Corny movie I've yet to find online and it was one I was hoping to review myself.

EDIT: I'm also just noticing that there was a ninth Corny movie I wasn't even aware of. My god, have mercy.

Yes. Do the next Corny tape!

Don't worry Richard Horvitz will be back as Corny in the latter episodes.