LOTR The Return of the King - Extended Edition - The Corsairs of Umbar

This gets me almost as hard as the thought of Galadriels breasteses

Super ❤😮🎉

should have said you shall not pass!

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"You will not enter Gondor." Lmao. "Who are you?" That's the king, baby. The descendent of a literal Angel, Super Man and Elf who has a flying boat.

Aragorn: "Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship."
Legolas: "Aye! Avast!"

OMG - such panto... Peter Jackson did way too much lame panto in this trilogy.

Peter Jackson as a unfortunate pirate is so hilarious😂 the way he dies is cartoonishly funny. I love it!

Imagine the conversation Aragorn had with the immortal army telling them to wait about a minute before attacking a group that could be easily dispatched.

The pirate with the long hair was doing his own thing unscripted especially with that grin. He called it his fear attack grin. Peter Jackson told him nah keep it shut 😄

Yeah yeah yeah It's a movie...but how can a ghost knight kill you...ohh...look..the sword went right though me.....

“You and what army?”

Has that phrase EVER been used without an army appearing in response?

-You will go no further
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M ON A SHIP!

Fun fact: The pirate getting shot is Peter Jackson

this is why LOTR has no sequel because its director got killed by legolas...lol

the fear in their eyes priceless

listen here, n00b, if Gimli the Ring Striker, Gimli Lord of the Glittering Caves, Gimli Elf Friend says ''prepare to be boarded'', you better fuckin' prepare to be boarded

The Corsairs of Umbar are really so useless.

“You and what army?”
Worst question you can ask

Aragorn: "Way to go, Legolas, you killed the director"
Gimli: "Hey, that one counts as mine"

I was wondering what's strange about LOTR videos, then I realize they are not underexposed like most of the garbage productions today, where barely can see anything in daylight for the dramatic effects.

Arguably the greatest cinematic trilogy in existence, still campy as hell at some points

I wonder what the Corsairs were getting out of working for Sauron anyway?
Especially since he was making the Middle-Earth Apocalypse

What?! gimli help legolas with warning shoot is not even in top 5? Wtf

And, as is tradition with Peter Jackson, the Corsairs become a game of "spot the cameo by the production crew." Jackson is the pirate who Gimli accidentally makes Legolas shoot with an arrow, the director of photography Andrew Lesnie can be seen during Elrond's earlier description when Jackson's character reports to the captain, the co-producer Rick Porras can be seen among the men on the ship, and both the film's prosthetic director Gino Acevedo and the creative director Richard Taylor are shown screaming when the Army of the Dead attack.

Imagine Aragorn planning like “ok guys, so stay invisible and when I say this army, you guys show up”

Not only Peter Jackson made his cameo here but several other production crews also made their cameos. The bosun was played by Richard Leslie, the head of Weta and the screaming harpooner was played by Weta Prosthetic Supervisor, Gino Acevedo. There are several others that I forgot. In BTS clip they mentioned that this was the last chance for the crew to make a cameo.

Funny how they just let one of their guys get killed and laugh it off

Cool, but it would have ruined the surprise entrance.

stupid scene

“We warned you!”

That might genuinely be the funniest moment in the series imo.

Gimli is my all time favorite

And Oscar for best acting goes to GIMLI..

One good thing about the theatrical version is that when the trio jumped off the ships upon arriving, it gave the audience the feeling of "How did they get hold of the ships?" Also, with the theatrical version cutting Aragorn's meeting with the ghost army at "What say you?," it left the question open as to whether they would answer his call.

After 19 years, never knew that the pirate being shot with the arrow is actually Peter Jackson 😂

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god is dead nad every entity is mortal cameras can be bypassed or frozen.

if scientists and rich people werent bound by morals many people would die.

Perhaps the worst scene in the whole trilogy, pathetic rings a bell.

Legolas clearly hitting the halflings leaf hard.

Gimli: I am chaos incarnate!

omfg...that was Peter Jackson getting shot with an arrow lol wha xD

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Now guess who is the guy who got shot with the arrow 😊

Captain:Borded? By you and whose army?
Aragorn:Whose Army? Whose Army? Look around you