10 Stages of Every Grinder in GTA Online

i did a money glitch and went to stage 7 then back to stage 6

when i first began playing i was struggling to even get 200k

I was at a stage where I just used to roam around the city doing nothing until someone kills me. Then I would jump into the armored kuruma on passive mode, put 5 wanted stars up, and start following the killer to attract a bunch of cops to him, like... forever! After awhile , this got me bored too, so I started gambling on the casino, just to find out that horses are another way to grind for money...

It's funny that it took me a few years of gta to go from a lazy gamer to a smart ass grinder who started over on ps4

Idiotic randoms are the death of me… I’ve wasted way too much time on heists that we never even completed…

My goal as a grinder is to one day become the hero of the session, helping the other against grieffers when they are selling their stock, that's my dream!

After stage 9 you can also go to a grefier

wtf are these emotes😭

now make a video for the 10 stages of someone who glitches

When i first played the game i immediately got repeatedly spawn killed by a lvl 8000 modder that kept teleporting to me

"Attempt prison break heist with randoms"

LMAO literally yesterday we had a random and he didnt know how to fly the plane up so we get the parachuting cutscene to finish the heist...he then proceeded to land the plane in the ocean.

You forgot stage 1.5, where you send your parents into debt by buying shark cards with their credit cards.

Lol I might be a grinder I quit when I had 2 of everything and 1 billion in the bank left after legitimately earned in public lobbies now it's got easy

How do I make the fit for stage 8

it’s easy to make money in the game but kinda boring doing the same things over and over again, I miss when people used to play the different game modes, now even x2 money adversary mode it’s hard to get 3 other people to participate

I kinda feel like grinding/shark card greed killed the fun of GTA online

There’s a point in the grind when the game feels like a FedEx simulator

I actually beat the prison heist with randoms, i had to rub my eyes because it took 10 years to happen

Lol cool you used the professionals avatar for this video😂

As a grinder who grinded CEO crates way back when I did a mixture of casino games and only brought the expensive stuff when they did massive discounts and only sold stock when it was three times the money and only found out car duplication glitches only after they got patched I can definitely appreciate this I have 700 million during my career and send some money is not really an option to me I just helped friends and randos get to where I am.
once I reach that 1 billion dollars my career will be over😂

The gta grind is fucking ridiculously hard bruh😂😂

That gta online character has almost the same face as mine and the same blonde hair 😮

That jojo theme though

I thought this was a comedy vid but then I realized I've been going through these stages. I just started playing GTA online for about a week and I'm still on stage 5. I've been testing out various things to see how much money I can actually earn since most tutorial videos are complete bullshit when they tell you the payout for doing this or that.

I got so much money I just go drifting around randoms

Most real video i ever seen

That character looked like paddy the baddie

I'm on the the Semi-Retirement stage, just doing a random contact mission, random doomsday heist and old-school heist for funs. And sailing my Marquis around the Alamo Sea thinking that GTAV should have had fishing as an option. or just going around the Los Santos doing random stuff like a month or two ago I was playing a lot of golf on course 6 trying for that hole in 1, didn't get it but was very close.

I change my vehicle daily to something new I haven't driven in my collection and as I have only 2 parking spaces left it's a big collection
Also during the time i'm in Los Santos I change outfits to something new every time I have completed a couple of things like every other mission, seeing as purchased all clothing available.

I also leave my PC on for almost 9-10 hours a day with GTA is open at it. And I only play 1-2 hours in those 9-10 hours(I usually do Dr Dre contract and the Cayo Perico glitch, and then I get into another break after finishing my bussiness sales).

Damn so I’m a permanent stage 6 😂

jokes on you
i completed the prison break heist when i was level 70 something with randoms and completed it

I’ve been playing gta since it came out and only just found out lester gives you a free kuruma.

real mfers like me will use cheatengine daily to sell an $80,000 car for $2,000,000

stage 11: making a new character

The point of playing GTA five is not to make maximum amount of money, even though that wouldn’t be amazing to have, the funniest part about GTA is grinding to get to that new car you wanted

You can leave a PS4 on for a long time. Problem is, most people are stupid, and don't realize the PS4 is sucking up 17 tons of dust, cat hair, and Dorito crumbs every second. You need to use a combination of Canned-Air and a Vacuum Cleaner to keep it nice and clear.

This requires, of course, knowing how to use Canned-Air without spraying a ton of liquid out of the can into the PS4, as most people have no idea that Canned Air has liquid in it, and also how to use a Vacuum Cleaner at all. Extremely complex maneuvers that only a true master can achieve proper use of. Most people can't even begin to process the event-horizon of thought required to even imagine these processes.

Most people also don't know why heat and humidity are important. Hot air means hot PS4. Put it near a cooler area. Heat rises, so put the PS4 lower. Humidity is water-vapor in the air. Water loves to mix with electrical components, like in the PS4. And by love, I mean fucking destroy. So, a de-humidifier is also useful.

If your room is cool, dry, and you keep the PS4 clear of dust, it can run for months. It's the same idea as computer servers that run all the time. Clean, clear, dry, is good. Hot, wet and clogged, your PS4 will explode and burn your house down.

Currently I am a level 50 with a Kotsatka, Agency, MC clubhouse with Coke, meth, cash workshops, and a nightclub. Working on getting the bunker and ceo office to complete all 5 products on my nightclub. It’s a grind but I’m here… I still haven’t bought my first super car either though… straight investing. I got my faithful Duke o death

You forgot the Tryhard.

stage 11 - chill and replay the entire storymode

I've spent around 130m so far and all I can say is that beyond this point, where I have all the cars I ever wanted, a few businesses and some things I just wanted to get, It's now really boring, after grinding to get everything I've ever wanted. I'm now just cruising around the map with one of the cars I bought and sometimes make some money just to spend on stupid things. Such as cars that appear in new dlc's and mods for them. After all, it was a good journey. I'm kinda missing the days when me and my friends were grinding Cayo Perico with bugs and buying ourselves every car we ever wanted. But that's that.

i have no problem with grinding but paying for the money can also be more easier for me todo reason being i count my time on earth more worthy than the money i have i can have millions of dollars in real life but i will only live to around 85+ years

Im a grinder turned borderline griefer, but I prefer the term chaotic.

Ill protect sales but mug the person at the end for a fee.

Ill chase down bounties in my police car and try to pull randoms over, if youre character is black and I'm role-playing as a cop youll probably see a wasted screen

Drive around in a dune fav and drop mines everywhere for the lolz

Ill mostly play the good guy until the last 5 or 10 minutes of my game time then ill fly or drive around shooting at everyone indiscriminately until someone ends me, then ill hop off. Wont go for sales, just hit people randomly once and move onto the next. Sometimes like last night no one will fight back so just log off from boredom

Put strike teams on randoms for no reasons, merrywether aswell too, lamar or a bounty across 4 different players at the same time

i remember the days of grinding rooftop rumble for 25k every 5min and potshot

I’ve got 10 students who I helped go from 1k in their banks at all times and level 1 all the way to 20million being pocket change and level 200+

I’m still grinding past the 1B mark tho as I’m in 1.8B now

we got a jojo reference in a gta V video before gta VI

Uh oh stinky

Im stage 6