Historically Accurate Pocahontas

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EllO dArLinG!!!

John Smith would have been roughly 27 years old when he met Pocahontas in 1607. Pocahontas, on the other hand, was a girl of roughly 9-11 years old. The two did strike up a relationship, but according to historical sources, it was purely platonic.

John Smith would have been roughly 27 years old when he met Pocahontas in 1607. Pocahontas, on the other hand, was a girl of roughly 9-11 years old. The two did strike up a relationship, but according to historical sources, it was purely platonic.

yes and the people who made this and are watching it are descendants of and just like the indians not the englishmen oh wait no the people who made this and the ones watching it are overwhelming descendants from the englishmen huh strange, also it’s historically inaccurate af bc pocahontas wanted to stay with the english irl

John Smith: I'm considered very handsome.
Me: yeah right..
sees John Rolfe
Me: holy shit he's not lying.

ELLO DAHLIN'

it now makes sense why rolfe gave pocahontas those diseases. Jonh Smith would go on to write a sexy fanfiction about that girl (13 at the time, later 15-16 when she was married with a child.) Its truly a relief that he took her away from her awful husban and child to die after being likely sexually assaulted due to the trip home.

You know I honestly thought that was Canadian type stuff thank God I live in Canada😂 I was going to be like oh hey a native girl I'm a native girl let's see how accurate this is😂 after watching this I'm glad I've never met a British person in my life

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"'ELLO, DAAAHHHLIN--"

I thought they new they were going to Virginia

Twas a skill issue.

RULE BRITANNIA!!!!!!!!!! THERE AIN'T NO ROOM FOR INDIANS LADS!!!!!!

I guess you can really call the british dude a















"Redskin"

That Ḩ̵̡̫̣̟͖͒͋͑̎͐Ḛ̸̳̺̦̺̰̽̍̌̎̈͌̃͂̽͆̀͗͑̑͒̑͗͌̾́̎̀̚̚͘͠͝͠L̴̡̨͉̲͚̣͍̘̭̦̘͖̟̤͎̹͖̦̟̗̥̯̳͔̱͎̟̱̎̔͋͐͑̋̀͌͘͠L̷̢̨̢̨͚̗̟̺̻͕̠̗̖͓̭̗̯̺̹̭͕̥̹̼͖̈́͑̔̓̓̌̽̀̍͗̓̅̏̽̿̄̔̈́̐͌̋͐̕̕̚͠ͅƠ̵̧̨͚̘̲̤̩̮͇̥̲͍̪̻̟͕͔̺͙͕͖̠̝͌̋̿̑̈́́̏̽̽̔̅͊̊̊̈̚͝͝ͅ ̶̢̧̡̡̗̖̻͉̼̗̖͙͚͖͇̘̞̲̭͈̗͙̫̭̄̀̀͑͑̐͊̃̓͘͝͠Ḋ̸̜̟̿̽̉̍̈́́̿̈́̿̕̕͘͜Ą̸̟̳͚̖̱̱͇̫͍͙̬͇͍̥͔̟̟̘̰̃̇̓͐̽́͛̃͛͒̌̿͑̒̈́̐̂͌͑͜͜͠R̴̡̨̛̲͙̳͚̻̪̭̹͇̼͔͖͎̟̹̭̠̆͗̄̏̋̔̀̆̐̈́̇͘͝͝͝L̸̨̨̨̧̨̢̝̘͓̦̻̹͔̙̤͉͎͍͉̝̖͔͉̫͇̿͗̐͌̎͊̾͗̎̋̆͋̈́̆̽̆̋̕͜ͅI̸͉̖̥̝͕̫͒̏̔̐̍̊N̷̨̻̗̈́́̉̿̐͗̉̂̏̎̓̂͗̄̉́̔͆̌̃̚͘͝͠ͅG̴̜͙̤͚̒͆̆͋ Made the most spookiest of my life

I like the
EEEELOOOOOWW DAAAAARLIIIINN 😂
and the way how John drink water

I like how they even make Pocahontas the actual age she was in real life.

Lovely to see REAL representation ❤ british people rarely get the opportunity

You made the British dudes WAY too good looking.

The real story.

Started as Pocahontas accurate history, but turns into a Lovecraft adaptation really fast.

such a cute little pocahontas
now I understand why the Spanish race mixed so much with them

Jon Ralph is fucking terrifying.

She’s so cute and human compared to those fine chaps🤣

Every single thing that john ralph said is comedy gold

Wow! I'm so happy that the Englishmen saved that young lady from a life of savagery!

As a Brit I must confirm we do not actually exist

That is average leftist lie: In reality she became friends with English and they were not that ugly so it's just another liberal fantasy and fake

'ELLOW DARLIN!!!

"𝗘 𝗟 𝗟 𝗢 𝗗 𝗔 𝗥 𝗟 𝗜 𝗡"

Why is Jonathan smith in Spanish armour ?

Ni la rule 34 llegó tan lejos.

WTF????? And I'm British so I can confirm British people do NOT look like that

That English Colonizer looks like the forgot to sunscreen

I'm English and dead from laughter

The settlers were meant to be Spanish, you racist

Everyone's talking about how cute the pocahonta is but can i just say,

She's poking a dead raccoon with a stick

This video never gets old 😂

ELLLEWW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRLLIIIIN!!!!

Oh and FYI

John Rolfe actually became her husband🤔

Sun?

Mamá, los Britanicos me asustan

John Smith was a runaway slave.

This is a historical fact.

That is all.

Poor Pocahontas

I lost it when John Rolfe appeared lmao