Portal - The Android Hell Blues [feat. The Stupendium]

The bass player didn’t get introduced this is racism

This is a really good song

Bro, if you play this song two times speed it actually sounds pretty good

The fact the the drumming is actually accurate is such a neat detail!

Why the long face pal?

When he says ''thank you'' at the end there's an akward silence and I realised none of them can clap XD

Honestly this should be the most viewed video on this channel, it's amazing, the best fan made song ever. It's professional, it's funny, it's detailed. It has everything!

SOO PERFECT

The Aperture Science Laboratories would like to mention that the companion cube cannot play jazz and in the event it does must be ignored

(sees drums)…DAMN! WHY DID APERTURE MAKE DRUMS!

“When life may give you lemons we got oranges and blues” it took me a sec to realize but lemons is from the cave Johnson line of exploding lemons and orange is the color of portals and so is blue and blues is the song genre

They maybe close to android hell, but remember all androids go to limbo.

man I wish there was more of these all of ‘em are bangers

Just found this again and realized, en-CORE for encore

i didnt know that stupes worked this much with u

but that = more portal stuff combined with the stupendium

Whose on the guitar?

revisiting this and just going... goddamn stupes has such an incredible voice for this sorta stuff

Love the song keep up the good work❤❤❤❤❤❤

When I first saw it I thought it would just be nonstop screaming

2024 anyone?

This song is by far the best you have made, even after 5 years, this is still the best song!

"Because all I feel's repulsion..."

Me: "And I'm bouncing off the walls!"

5 years later, and I still can follow half the lyrics because the figures of speech are so cleverly evocative of the game's lore and mythology, they still click together like it was yesterday!

A Jazz core sounds like something they would actually include in a portal game lmao

Wait i knew the companion cubes were sentient but i didnt know they could move if they had legs attached

Porque o nome da música tá escrita em português? É uma referência? 😏

He shouted out everyone except for the bassist 😔

God that piano part is jut gorgeous. i would love an entire cover of this song with just the piano.

There's a place you may have heard of
It's a tale we like to tell
When folks whose code ain't up to code
Well they go to Android Hell
Now the devil is found deep underground
So, any faith will yell (so deep below)
Well Aperture happens to be ten miles down
Half-way to Android Hell
So when those lemons that life gives you
Just combust to dust and fumes
Buddy, life may give you lemons
But we got oranges and blues
Oh they gave us cores emotions
But that doesn't gel at all
Because all I feel's repulsion
And I'm bouncing off the walls
And each chamber full of dangers that we force upon a stranger
To test their feeble brains or brawn
Is nothing to the test if whether rust or boredom gets us
What's it matter what side of the glass we're on?
So may your management-rail guide you
To a better place some day
Although technically they're omni-directional
We know they all just lead one way!
So be you core, bot, cube or turret (because we can)
Treat this Aperture factory well
'Cos there's a worse fate awaitin' as your
Soul's emancipated by the grills of Android Hell (because we can)
Now my baby, she up and left me
Told me I was just a square (oh no)
I said, darlin' we're both spherical
She said she wasn't programmed to care! (Not programmed to care)
Oh yes, the life down here's a hard one (so hard)
Not just because of acid-lakes! (Oh those acid lakes)
Since my first day, had about a thousand birthdays
I still ain't seen no cake!
Yes it's a hard life lived for that hard-light bridge
To that rail-track in the sky!
But there's no mistaking, it's a fall you will be taking
Cake is not this place's only lie!
So when the floor gives way to ceiling (floor gives way to ceiling)
But your back is against the wall (against the wall)
In a loop that keeps repeating
Who can say how far you'll fall?
Now you've heard tell of Android Hell
But you've got naught to fear
We all live in her chambers
We're all already here

The Stupendium makes some good songs, and this for goddamn sure is one of 'em!

where did this guy go?

Yeah what's going on?
The karate kid
Nursery / Bankrupt
Indian Television

T t r t

baby were both sverical hits

Im making a robot just so i can make it say that its not programmed to care

How did i only just now find this, this is a masterpiece.

I love how the “may your management rail guide you” line is said while looking at Virgil who fell off from his

"but that dosent GEL at all, because all i feel's REPULSION"
Such a sarcastic joke i couldn't tell first 1 i listened

Why i think glados will like this??

The ending let me thinking that he is right, they are all trapped with the demon and her lies

5 years later and this is their greatest hit yet!
lets just hope the rest of their album will release someday.
CAN I GET AN AMEN FOR THAT ONE?

holy dayum. this sh*t addictive.

"I will be here... all millenia."
I can't tell if that's humorous or horrifying...

I just realised the line "folks whose code ain't up to code" uses the word code in two different ways. The first one is referring to the bots' programming. The second is referring to regulations. For example i study civil engineering and we have "building codes" we have to comply with when designing.
He's saying "folks whose programming ain't up to regulations"

"Buddy live may gives you lemons, but we've got oranges, and blues." is my favourite line, it's so genius!

1. lemon(fruit) -> oranges(fruit/colour) -> blues(colour/the music)
2. lemon is a line in the game, and orange+blue are the colour of portal

He is off the hook. I repeat