Ewan McGregor on being recognised as Obi-Wan | The Graham Norton Show - BBC

“If you are not with me you are my enemy”

He’s also Rodney Copperbottom and Lumiére!

Beard or no beard those who have seen every film would recognize him lol

This is the best thing ever

I would have responded with " forgive me master"

I read that the actor whom uses the light saber aslo dubs the sound with their voice

Dude… your uncle was Wedge Antilles??? I have a sudden and newfound respect for you. Respect that was lost with the first three Star Wars and Obi Wan spin-off.

Missed opportunity for the driver to say, hello there this isnt the driver you are looking for

I notice the window thing too. I thought “what car is this dude driving? Must be very old!”

That might be the best quote of all time eee

I mean, i would never stay in the US for longer than a holiday trip ever in my life... but just for the chance of Obi-Wan fuckin Kenobi yelling at me at a stop sign.... i may think about it..

it would be funnier if the boy replied "well I had the force with me"

And then after getting cussed out by Obi-Wan Kenobi, the teenager went home to rethink his life.

The thing that changed my eyes was Sam Neill

We need a live action recreation between Hayden and Ewan of

Obi Wan: PORTABLE HIGH GROUND

Change my mind 😂

When Obi Wan Kenobi calls you a f***ing idiot on your way to school you know it's going to be a weird day!

I rolled my window down, then I force choked him against the pavement

"I have chased after kids" - Ewen McGregor, 2016

Imagine making a driving mistake as a teenager and the guy behind you races after you and once he finally gets to your car you realize you just blew the stop sign from you're childhood hero 😂😂 (sorry if I made some mistake I'm french and I know nothing about the driving vocabulary 😅)

Weird how they censored the first F-bomb but not the second.

Everytime I see Ewan McGregor, I never unhear his voice. Not even last month because he was noticeable anyway.

Let's be honest we'd all look at him at that moment and say "Hello there."

Its over Obi-Wan I’ve got the High Speed

sorry i have to save you.

Now OBI WAN

HERe is something Raz za gul would be very good at.

Now this is where it get's interesting

What if i told you.

I can use the same attrtibutes to create another one on you.

remember

water, fire, money, tiger and glass.

what if i told you depening on where i hit you, how hard, how you're taking it. what i'm thinking on and on again

i can change to sound, concept, light, lighting,earth, space, galatic, laser, blue, yellow, red, green, backwards and forward, rewind,
blackout, awakening. you get the point

i can combine what i am doing there to make a totally new one not catorgised.

and with that i can keep going on and on.

There.

"I am Eternal".....:Ra za ghul (Gotham Knights)

Now do you understand?

That guy can make up new ones to infinity and he can know what he's doing, then he can just do yamma at some points. then say

oh that's interesting.. how did i do that.

oh that's right. do that again

then he can call it on the fly

in the match

that's what your facing.

enjoy

Ok i'll give the answer

1. Fist Structure
2. Bone Structure
3. Size of his fist.
4. length of this forearm
5. length of his biceps

you get the point on that one.

by the way that applies to every part of his body and how they are connected.

muscle structure

same thing

speed of punch

angle of punch

which knuckles are stronger
which bones are stronger in comparsion to the other
which muscles are bigger in comparsion to each other


his analysis of his opponent
his ablitly to see what your doing
what he sees in you.
what he thinks of the martial art

what he thinks of you

Do you get it OBI I gave you Anotha WAN.

Ok Obi.....i'll give a you another WAN.

Now if your opening is using

water, fire, ice, tiger, monkey and glass

and the sport is boxing.

how does that apply to the simple right handed jab.

You know...

Monkey style.

tiger style

I'm a DRAAAGON.

Crouching tiger hideen dragon.

Now what if you fought an opponet

The uses Water, Fire, Tiger and monkey as well as Glass.

While you only use karate.

Yes that's right there's more to it than that.

there's the material.
there's the colour
there's the voice
there's the pitch
there's the light
there's the echo.
there's the concept
there's the philosopy
there's the age
there's the history
there's the culture
there's the clan
there's the speed
there's method

the list goes on and on

that's what i meant by now you've perfected karate now go an find out who you are.

do you see.

Good bye.

I am far more attuned to the force than you and the Jedi ever will be

I am Darth Sith.

there's quite al

Obi wan let me explain this to you in a way you can understand (it's too simple but here it goes)
All 4 students decribed will go to the gym and learn thai boxing.

the same moves and get to black belt for instant.

At that point they are perfect.

then they develop their "Kumite"

at the point they being their journey beyond pefection.

do you get it.

Full Mastery is just the begining.

What they are saying is well done.

you understand the fundamental concepts well enough to execute them in a fight

now go out there and find yourself.

WOW.

I said now go out there and find yourself.

do you all see what i did there.

i said find yourself in the martial art.

do you see.

i know more about the force than you do.

HOWEVER. I've lost insight.

X

Ok Obi wan i'm going to give you a second chance to make it stop.

You say what about gas.

Why doesn't that matter

i'm going to give you a major clue

you know this one from chemistry

under the topic "States of matter"

you're free to google it?

this one is for your master.

Ok Obi-Wan

Raz za gul said to batman

and I quote

"I am Eternal"

Now show me your insight into the force.

you see I have been past perfect before. Once in my life.

Yes

Soul Edge

I was beyond perfect.

Yes Obi wan I was Liquid

Now Obi wan i have given you a major clue

now explain to darth maul what i mean by beyond perfect.

IF you explain satifisies Darth maul.

According to the rules of Darth maul

I won't throw you off.

I'll stop.

Got it.

Ok let's go.

Ewan should've said 'Hello There' when he pulled up next to the car

"Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I do not fear the stop sign as you do!"

Forget about taking on a sith 2 on 1. Take your whole army

IF Eljiah = (My direct Father ) And (I'm Alighieri)
Therefore Head of Alighieri = Razagul

Conjuctector = Who is your master obi wan konbi

Conclusion = HA HA

End of program.

"I do chase after kids"
-Ewan McGregor

“Mommy it’s not him at all!” Had me rolling!

This man is so hilarious!! A true comedian

"i have chased after kids"Ewan McGregor

Can you imagine if the kid just done a bong lol

If I was being yelled at Obi-Wan Kenobi, I'd just faint. The man has defeated a cyborg, Satan AND the chosen one

”I have chased after kids”

In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, you’re under arrest, Obi Wan

I know this is weird, but I love Ewans teeth

Those damn 15 and a half year olds

Just imagine driving down for the first time, you almost crash into someone, you missed and thank Jesus for it only for him to drive next to you and curse at you for almost hitting him.