Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History

Clint is one of if not the best rapper in erb history with Bruce definitely top 15 this is super underrated

Between this one and santa vs moses is definitely peak ERB 🔥🔥🔥

CLINT EASTWOOD WON!!!
THIS IS EPIC AF!!!!

I feel that the creators do not like Bruce Lee.. In fact, I feel from most of their amazing work that they think America is great or something..

THEY NEEDA MAKE A PART 2

Reviewing/Picking a Winner for Every ERB Part 25: Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood

Who I am rooting for: Clint Eastwood; Because of his performance in Unforgiven and his overall chill attitude throughout it

Let's Go!

Bruce Lee Verse 1
I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw (+3.5)
Defeat whole karate schools and mother f*ckers with claws (+2.5)
How can you talk more sh*t with my fist in your jaw (+1.5)
Don't need words to serve ya Imma just say Whattchaw! (+2)
Ypur movies, they bore us, theyre slow as a tortoise (+3.5)
Im the King of nunchucks
I f*cked up Chuck Norris (+7)
I invented Jeet Kune Do so taste my slipper shoe (+2)
Here's my two finger push-up: Kung F-U (+6)

Clint Eastwood Verse 1
You scream like a girl and got moves like Jagger (+6.5)
But I'll rip through your ass faster than a pu-pu platter (+8)
Youre in the gym too much Ringo perfecting kicks
You should spend more time matching your voice up to your lips (+10)
You don't belong in a fight you beling in a sweatshop (+8.5)
So go ahead; make my iPod (+10)
Those little dances don't threaten me Bruce (+6.5)
F*ck you dude, I even squint better than you (+10)

Bruce Lee Verse 2
Waaaaahhh!
I beat the good and the bad; you must be the ugly (+7.5)
I would mess up your face but your mamma did it for me (+4.5)
Go tug your pistol for a fistful of your million dollar babies (+10)
You were cool in the eighties, maybe, but now youre just crazy (+2)
A man who argues with people that aren't even there
Is more fit to rap against this f*cking chair! (+6.5)

Clint Eastwood Verse 2
Do you feel lucky punk? That's what I'm asking (+2.5)
You can't too tough, you got killed by an asprin (+10)
And your one inch punch; same size as your pecker (+10)
Leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese Checkers (+9)
I'd beat you in round two but that'd be unbelievable
No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel (+10) (FATALITY)

Bruce Lee's Flow (+8)
Clint Eastwood's Flow (+7)

Results
Bruce Lee=66.5 pts
Clint Eastwood=108 pts
Winner=Clint Eastwood

Nice job but there are no words in English or Chinese to desribe how bloodthirsty Eastwood was in this and how bad he decimated Bruce Lee. That last line though O_o

Eastwood

Bruce Lee won 100% Clint Eastwood was just being a racist in order to fuel his rapping and sound more "edgy"

Eastwood absolutely destroyed that ..zero question lol

When someone resorts to racism to fuel their rap, the other guy wins. Bruce kicked his ass.

It was a bit too far when Clint pulled his eyes back, pronounced his ls as rs, bowed with a gong, and played the "traditional music"

clint ... he was really so strong he liftted entire engines and he was a hell of a shot bruce lee may of been faster and stronger in a way but this man would just fire one bullet and the fights over

I know everyone is saying Clint won but I really liked Bruce’s first verse

No way this came out when i was 10 years old wow i remember the hype of New erb coming out and i still come back to these ❤❤❤

In my humble opinion, it's very evident that Clint Eastwood is the clear victor in this EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY.

The problem is some of bruce’s lines have no truth and depth to them:-
1- the "you must be the ugly" verse doesn’t work cuz if anything clint eastwood is a handsome prick and he was like one of the most handsome dudes in his time
2- his movies are slow but that’s exactly what i like, he’s chill, tactical and smart as fuck, you can inhale his movies nicely with no rush like the shit you see nowadays
Bruce just comes out as a douchebag which kinda fits his cocky character.
And clint, man Clint Eastwood is a savage.

"I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe!"

I swear, that part is so catchy!

This is probably my favorite

“So go ahead… MAKE MY IPOD” 🗿

That final line is straight up Savage 🔥

"You don't belong in a fight you belong in a sweatshop" lmfao 😭 thats effed up

Ik this was released before RDR2 but Lloyd looks more like Arthur Morgan than Clint Eastwood. Still an amazing performance though.

When I was 5 I didn't know how to write a comment,I like Bruce Lee But Clint Absolutely Won this Rap Battle I forgot that this channel exists I was always listening to this banger

Clint has some of the best bars but that verse 1 opener, it's almost as bad as batman's opening bar.

Clint was just being offensive the whole time to his ethnicity in my I
Opinion it’s a low blow, Bruce won

More fit to rap against this f***ing chair.
Ok but where did the chair come from.

I like how when the ninja's fall into Clint's side they turn into cowboys. Just a Nice little detail

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Quentin Tarantino: WRITE THAT DOWN!

We need more Eastwood vs__Battles

Clint Eastwood outlived Bruce Lee by decades. Enough said.

2023 still watchin

Gorillaz been real quiet since this one dropped.

you belong in a sweatshop. holy shit

Verse ranking:
Clint Eastwood verse 2
Bruce Lee verse 1
Clint Eastwood verse 1
Bruce Lee verse 2

Overall winner: Clint Eastwood

(Bruce Lee verse 1 and Clint Eastwood verse 1 can be swapped and it’s fine if you say Bruce Lee won since It was very close

The best part is bruce lee's verses was not even bad. They had nice flow and decent disses but Clint had the most offensive and downright racist lines in the whole series.

I JUST learn Clint Eastwood is still alive 💀 i thought Clint Eastwood is cowboy characters name 🤣

Can someone call the police. I would like to report rap murder. Where is the body bag? Just got dissed bout his family not surviving a sequel. That was Bruce Lee son. That was twice baried in one line. Dam that was cold.

Ouch!!

Bruce just got racially abused 😂

The IPod line wouldn't make it today

Bruce was skillful. Clint was savage.

10 years later and you cant tell me they purposely gave Bruce Lee worse lines to make Clint win. This wasnt a battle it was a slaughter and that aint right

clint eastwood was top 3 in most racist in erb along with donald trump and hitler himself

Best 2 lines and they are a lie. Bruce did not die to Aspirin. Bruce took Aspirin regularly. He was given an Aspirin mixed with Meprobamate (a tranqualizer), a thing banned in many nations at the time due to the amount of people it killed or gave brain damage to. The Hong Kong medical examiner blamed it on Aspirin because they did not have the equipment to find the Meprobamate and he was not advised the aspirin he was given was mixed with it. This info has been known for over 20 years.

The second lie was the ending...Bruce was in a sequel...he was in Love and Love Part 2 in 1955.

Idk why but I loved Bruce lee in this one

clint that last bar yohhhhh no im sorry he won by a mile like bruce was good but he wouldnt of been able to come back after that

Fear only attracts more of them