Jack Sparrow vs Barbossa 'Battle of Telescope'

Me watching this scene like 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

It would be black lmao

Shrek: "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"

Wonder where he was keeping that thing

Am I the only one who always took this joke/comedic scene as a sexual inuendo ? (I have a bigger one than you)

I love this part in the film it’s like they always have to fight on who has the better things 😂😂😂

...I missed ya Jack

Jack's little squint at the end always gets me - acting like he can see through that absolute abomination of a telescope

Two captain showing off their toys XD

I swear that telescope is straight out of Dr. Seuss

I swer, Jack called to the spirit of Mr. Bean for this one bit 😂

I love these scenes so much 😂

I feel like this is supposed to be a d joke

i remember this from SIEGE TALES😂

xDDD

Absolutely love the 8 UNNECESSARY clicks before it shows the telescope 🤣

Would that telescope even work???

Jajaja 😂😂❤❤

Cant help but chuckle everytime this scene pops up

The guy who you shouldn’t worry bout 😂😂😂

Typical of such men - always comparing themselves with their sizes. :p

Like the dynamics between these two

Bro said mine is bigger than

Bro said mine is bigger

Best dick joke in the history of cinema. Bar none.

Aye, that’s Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy

Me recuerda a Quico y al Chavo

Jacks telescope bending over from how much it weighs

Hector, the dad that Jack didn’t know he had.

Best friends fucking around be like

the friendship rivalry between Jack Sparrow and Barbossa

The bigger, blacker scope 😂

Like where tf did captain Jack even get it from, did he just stop off at a market at some point during there journey to find the biggest and longest telescope that they had just to make barbossa jealous 😂😂😂😂

Yep he says … looks good

Mines is bigger than your's 😂

I love how in the first scene Jack just pouts away like "🥲🥺 well she says it's the motion in the ocean that matters" 🤣

How much you want to bet Johnny Depp asked to add that in and didn't tell Geoffrey Rush when they approved so he'd have a genuine reaction?

The classic game of my d*ck is bigger than yours.

Anyone else other than me notice that Jack's super-duper-extra-long spyglass at the very end is all black? No? Just me? Ok.

Part 1:
Barbossa: Spyglass
Jack: Mini Spyglass

Part 2:
Barbossa: Spyglass
Jack: Telescope without support legs

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he holding two together to make it look like one

LMAO “at world’s end”

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂