They built a full human catapult to launch out of bed and I’m 94% it's game over ‍ Human catapult

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Why set an alarm when you can set your entire spinal column into flight mode?

This is no longer a bedroom.
This is a launchpad.
Someone’s clearly been watching too much Wile E. Coyote and said “yeah, that… but with bed sheets.”

It’s giving:
“Rise and shine—or ricochet into drywall.”

I don’t even know what’s worse—the fact they built a medieval death trap for snoozing, or that they looked PROUD of it.

Like:
“Here lies Steve. He only wanted to wake up on time.”

You hear that twang and it’s already too late.
His shoes leave before his soul does.

Imagine being the neighbour and just hearing boing—THUD—silence.
Do you call 999 or just pray it was a dream?

This is why breakfast is the most dangerous meal of the day.
Because it now comes after a surprise concussion.

And don’t tell me “they tested it.”
Because nobody with a tested catapult ends up airborne in pajama pants yelling “wait it’s too fast.”

This wasn’t built to help people wake up.
This was built by someone who’s been lied to by too many “morning motivation” YouTubers.

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