Illithid God Gale getting roasted by our favorite tressym Tara

can you please upload a video where we get to see gale becoming an illithid? i've never seen that

How you know Tarra and Auntie Ethel share a voice actresses, they're both fire tongued savages 😂

Tara: Why are you gae?
God Gale: ...

Why can't mindflayer god gale return his form? Is he stoopid?

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So Gale doesn’t have enough power to reverse the transformation

Dude became an immortal GOD and the fucking cat is mad he won't grow old and die like a regular bitch, lovely.

Tara needs to be careful. That mind flayer- who isn't Gale- needs to consume the minds of sapient beings. Even as a God, a Tressym's brain is still sapient and therefore edible.

I got regular God Gale and couldn't find Tara :(

"why is there a talking cat with wings at the party?"

Mystra chewing you out doesn't bother me. Upsetting the cat however...

Wow, not 30 seconds in and I already don't like Mystra. I haven't even played the game since I got halfway through Act 3, I'll have to go back to see if I can beat it and get to the epilogue stuff.

Was that Mystra? Damn, what a nerve to talking about "True God"...

Should be a option to turn yourself back into a human and nice your a god or decide to stay ilithid

The option to make Tara bald is absolute perfection

So thankful for these clips showing me how much worse this game got after I quit playing it.

I wish there was an option to actually prove her wrong and give up the godhood and even apologize to Mystra.

Why do we have to be those ugly, cuttlefish-looking mindflayers instead of the cool, octopus-like ones?

I was expecting a “haha funny roast” not this tragedy!

That is heartbreaking. You gain power, but at the ultimate cost of losing your beloved flying cat.

this is the worst of the worst endings for gale, death is a better ending then this.

Oh my god this catbird looks fantastic.

Man this warrior cats book is really weird

Where is the cat

I despise this cat-thing. Gale achieves something absolutely incredible, defies a doom that was rapidly encroaching on him, and yet this thing has nothing but scorn and contempt for his efforts and achievement. I'd polymorph it into a rat, that'd fit.

I love that she roasts Gale the exact same way whether "that gods awful thing on your chin" is tentacles or a beard

Tara is so judgmental

White man gets berated and emasculated by women.
Approved by Sweet Baby Stink.

So I presume the only Gale that Tara will approve of is a Gale that is neither god nor illithid?

Mystra laying down tough words for a god that spontaneously emerged from a random peasant apprentice. I could definitely have beat up her 14AC with my 1d4 fists.

Cosmic squid gets roasted by a feathered cat

“You could still come home. To me, to your mother” in such a soft and heartbreaking voice, I’m crying

These arent even roasts its just a cat with an opinion

Thais is why i never want to know what any cat is thinking. I couldnt take getting roasted by my cat.

Fun fact, Cyric is the bid if ambition.

Ariel Manx AKA “Midnight” bearer of Mystra’s Trust, AKA Mystra 2.0 was never that much of a B1t(h.

Tara: being brutally honest
Gale: get sphinx'ed, idiot

How does a cat have more common sense than Gale lmao

Some of y’all in the comments really need therapy. Y’all don’t see why godhood is bad for gale the same way some of y’all don’t see Ascension as bad for astarion.

Neither characters excepted themselves or their flaws and used power to cover up their insecurities.

Fuck this goofy cat lol how dare you achieve your dreams how dare you be the very best you can be How dare you not kill yourself for your ex lover who’s a hypocrite How dare you offer with no other offer? The path to achieving their ambitions as well

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with God Gale as for the “roasting” ambition is probably the best one of the best anyways domains there is for everyone can have it I think it’s only a matter of time before he’s able to take out the goddess of magic

gale makes tara bald

"Oh funny haha it'll take me only a tenday to undo this by the way"

cats are the real lords of faerun

stuck up house cat disserves to be shaven XD

Tara is example of toxic friend. Who can't be happy for his friend's success but leaches in his misery.

"Very godlike behavior."

Except yes, it totally is.

You know Mystra had a celestial realm called Dweomerheart, And one of the gods that lived there was Auppenser, who was a god of Pisonics, Enlightenment, and serenity.
- Similarily there is an actual old god in the forgotten realms for the Illithid (Mindflayers.) called Ilsensine. God of Psionics. The Tentacled lord, the Great God brain.
--- There is a particular book about the forgotten realms, Finder's Bane by Jeff Grubb and Kate Novak. Now we all know the current corpos in charge of D&D hate to attach anything D&D to any of the previous books because it means total ownership of the IP is in question. But I digress. In the book Finder talks about messing with Ilsensine with a catchy song that would get stuck in your head, The brain worm song started and ended on the same verse. It drove Ilsensine bonkers and spread to it's mind flayer priests. 😂 ahh, that was the Golden Age of D&D. When they publishing books, and content constantly. Without forcing the authors to sign NDAs about not talking about all ownership of any creations rights being completely owned by the corporation. 4e really gutted D&D content. :(

It's fucking hilarious to me that his best friend is the one person who isn't impressed with godhood

He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

"Godhood... how vulgar!"

HAHAHAH! Oh my gods, the writing in this game is really something!

Upset Tara breaking my heart