Kumail Nanjiani: “Why Are There No Math Teachers at Hogwarts?”

Only an Indian can ask this

I died at the Brendan Frasier part

Brendan Fraser is the whitest guy I can think of too.

three years ago, a few kids actually confused me with kumail Nanjiani at San Jose airport ...

but they remembered Kumail's name as Kumar so they called me the kumar guy the comedian

The funny part is that my name actually is Kumar

To be fair to Hogwarts, there are some equivalences:

Herbology = Botany
Potions = Chemistry
History of Magic = Still History
Astronomy = The same as Muggles, I guess
Care of Magical Creatures = Zoology
Arithmancy= Math
Ancient Ruins = Language Arts

He's one hair away from a unibrow

Come on now, everyone knows if you white youre Ben Affleck

I thought that was what arithmancy waa. Hermione took it first year.

closest they have is arithmancy and that's basically numerology

F your censorship Comedy Central it’s pathetic

yawn

There was a Maths teacher at Hogwarts... Professor Vector of Arithmetics. Hermione can confirm in the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Si if you see hi say Hey Kumail where is harold.

The heart of the eternals!

He apparently hadn't joined the gym yet at the time of this taping...

Oh… that is Kingo.

(Spoilers: Eternals)... I don't know Kingo: why didn't the Eternals stop the Holocaust (Makkari saved a person and Druig saved people): why didn't the Eternals stop the Holocaust where the Nazis extriminated children and adults through death and steralization including the Bipolar Community (my Community), Gay Community (Phastos' Community ) and the Deaf Community (Makkari's Community)?

no. Algorithm bad. No. I tell the algorithm no. This counts as good for the system but i say no.

They don't care about muggle history but they learn about wizard wars. And who need Math when you can use a wand!

But they do teach math tho :) Hermione does a class called Arithmancy and it is notoriously hard thats why only she out of the three main characters does that

And Kumail def made it...he will now be recognized as himself...congrats Kumail!

not very funny i see why people don't like him.

I was always wondering too, why they do not study muggle subjects beside the magical ones.

I didn't get the Kumar jokes until looking up the movie. Harold & Kumar go to White Castle.

As an asian, if someone tries to be racist to me, I just flex my brain power on them and they leave. They usually shut up when I start asking them questions about derivatives and integrals.

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Maybe if they taught history in magic school, half the population wouldn’t want to Holocaust the regular humans.

i hate it when videos are censored!

He really did become a pop culture reference. Mad proud of this Man here. Kumail Nanjiani

I clicked on this because I thought it was Kumar...

I like physics, It's the application of mathematics in the real world. Pretty useful when you want to create stuff as an engineer.

There used to be math teachers at Hogwarts, but Kumail mentioned them by name in one of his stand-up acts. Now, they never existed.

Is this the Stargazer Lounge?

Math is the only universal language. Math does not lie, unlike history and religion.

Congrats Kumail, you DID get your dream of people being racist to you ... Referencing you. You deserve it! I've always loved you in Silicon Valley, always knew you were meant for great things!

Doesn't McGonagall or Flitwick teach the classes for like basic math and science and stuff

After watching no way home... Couldnt agree more

He’s really not that funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️

History of magic and muggle studies

Why are the expletive words edited out?
What channel is this?
Ruined it! 😡

Marvel chose anybody

I love how he's such a nerd

i love this guy he got me to love standup.

What if they did teach math at hogwarts but just never talked about it because it’s boring

There is rampant Holocaust denialism in Hogwarts and I am glad somebody is finally speaking up about it! hahaha

Comedy Central censoring things is pretty ironic considering the shows they have ushered into an era

His Freddy VS Jason and Mongoose vs Cobra bits were perfect