Happy "Steve Bannon Is Going To Jail" Day

No, Scotch requires aging in oak barrels.

Bannon and other conservatives don't understand the constitution. They make stuff up as usual.

Steve Bannon will leave prison Eve Bannon.

Enjoy the bologna sandwiches Steve.

About fucking time.

He needs a shower! I hope he is forced to take one.

Womp Womp 😅

Thanks! Literally made my useless existence that much more tolerable

Amen💩🤡🤮👻👹👺💩

I hear the cockroaches relocated to another prison as soon as they saw Bannon checking in.

You need a still to make spirits so it's doubtful prison scotch is a thing. Prison hooch is made from fermenting fruit juices and bread (anything with sugar, really).

Get this alcoholic out of public view

“STEVE FELLON”…. Just like his former boss
FELLON J. TRUMP …🤪

This idiot deserves many more years in prison … he supports traitors … he is a traitor !

Anyone else notice that Bannon had cleaned up and showered before he went to prison? Then he had a priest by his side. They were both reciting the rosary. Hail Mary full of hope,
Protect my ass
When I pick up the soap
If these clowns weren't so serious, it would be a circus.

No, you can't make anything vapor distilled, unless you have access to a pressure cooker or something like a sealed pressure vessel.

“Toilet Wine” is called “pruno” Emma (we made it in the showers btw), let’s see if Bannon bottles and hawks his own blend when he gets out…

Trump is going to win. And then it will be time to put your cabinet, advisors, and supporters in jail. You can't say you don't deserve it

Let's hope he gets found like his good friend Epstein was "'found" in his cell....

Left is best.

Oh no, an old person faces the consequences of their actions. Guess taking personal responsibility and following "law and order" is bad now.

Love hearing about Epic Times. Hated publication for years.

To: Regal Magnificence Brown
From: the muscular class

Dont forget to clip emma asking if you can make toilet scotch, if only for your own personal use

He should be in a high security prison for the rest of his life. On God.

Emma. You cannot make toilet scotch in the time he will be in prison. Scotch s required to age at least 6 years to be considered scotch. Hopefully some time in the future he'll have a chance.

After an utterly terrible and awful weekend of news that makes me want to hide in the back of the closet, rocking back and forth hugging my knees (Biden's fallout, the SCOTU, the rise of the far right in France), this is at least a soothing salve.

"we are the party of law and order - unless we're the ones who break the law"

The one high note event of the beginning of a short weekday!

He looks so demented in the thumbnail 😂

Jabba The Nut goes to jail day.

This thumbnail 😂

Happy Steve Bannon Goes To Jail Day!

And a happy Steve Bannon is going to jail day to you too, sir

Bannon deputy that exmuslim guy should be sent to jail as well

Four words, Steve: Soap On A Rope. And do not, I mean DO NOT accept any gifts of cigarettes from any dude in Cell Block 7 who says he wants to be your "friend." You can do time but just don't let time do you. Also, you might want to stop by the prison commissary and pick up some superglue for those butt cheeks just to make sure you don't get violated in your sleep. Make sure to tell the fellas, "this is an exit, not an entrance, boys." And you'll do just fine.

Bannon is a heart attack waiting to happen.

Bannon wanted the prison with the yacht out in back.

Sloppy Steve’s Big House Adventure

💯👍👏

Wonder if trump will put money on his books? Doubt it, trump will figure out a way to grift money for his pockets.

I used to visit Danbury - a lot - for about two years. it's low key and with such a short time, he'll be put in the most protected section. i've had picnics on the lawn you see behind the prison speech. it's in Connecticut for Pete's sake

A couple days in and SCOTUS is ALREADY targeting homeless people! For shame! 😤

The guy committed fraud and stole lots of money. There is no political persecution.

Last time i looked you can't even have a phone in jail

Suge knight has a podcast from jail ijs

Hope Bannon gets a huge dose of karmic justice while he is in the prison in Danbury. Put him in solitary confinement.

Cut his fucking hair. Not cool

Delighted Bannon in jail

It is funny because he looks a lot like a much worse-looking Sam Healy from Orange Is The New Black.