Why a Credit Suisse-UBS Merger Would Not Work

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Now what?

This aged well

This did not age well

Credit Suisse was the bank for shady money to go to to hide their money, you live with shady money, you die with shady money and debts.

This aged bad. Shows you how much the "experts" know

Oh cari Signori bloomberg groups. Non e' che io possa spiegarvi la rava e la fava. Prima di tutto voi state in Canada, non in Svizzera. Eppoi voi siete incatenati alla Usa. Vi mando filmato di questa mattina de the new world a new york. Gia' vi nasce il sole: da un padre mondo nuovo avvinazzato con figlio che e' suo perche' la moglie americana e' di colore. Cosa ne pensa Dio? Non ve lo diro', lasciamo sia lui a dire. Io mi limitero' a mandarvi le immagini dalla Svizzera. Potrete rilevare che non l'ho detto io che cosa sono. Cioe', non lo dico solo io.

Problem: We have a bank that is too big to fail.
Solution: merge it with another bank that is too big to fail.

Where do you get these geniuses?

lol ok they are about to make a deal

We are witnessing the beginning of the collapse of the international ponzi scheme against the world's population.

"the complexity of the merger is just too large to be surmounted."
Would it be impossible or would it take a long time (for accountants)? Is it possible that a merger plan exists in a drawer, written over many months?

Deutsche Bank is arguably in even worse shape than Credit Suisse. DB used to be a solid reliable conservatively run German bank until it opted to "get up to date" and adopt Wall Street type casino investment banking. It did not end well.

Never trust a man in a bow tie. The merger will work.

"but ultimately each new leader has just reshuffled some org charts in the powerpoint presentation". I agree, the Office 365 toolset is a big problem for many companies, complete junkware from 1995.

Thanks colonel

Ocean

I have the the account number

When was mergerging

I think the big problem is that all mayor bankers all got there degrees using the same economics books.
In economics they still teach ideas that have bin proven over and over to be wrong.
It's like you would still teach an astrophysicist that earth is the center of the universe.

Switzerland pumps $54 billion usd to save the credit swiss. The global big business people are afraid of doibg business with the swiss because so many negative lessons for them to learn... The best way is to stop doing business with them. Swiss is known among asian big money makers as the money looting center of the West.

Yeah...you just nordstreamed the swiss....you going to steal all those deposits right ?

The two Swiss banks are an after thought nowadays, if they don’t merge this will continue

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__ ИСТОРИИТЕ ТЪРСЯТ СЕ
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So both the banks fall together well done