Def Noodles Came for ME In His 3rd Roast Battle - Who Won?

so kind of you to donate the equivalent of that night's prize money for the winner of the roast battle :') now toneDef doesn't have to come out of pocket to award his winning guest!!

soooo 5 of them just stood there and stared at a phone taking turns roasting a picture of you while the audience watched? and couldn't even put your photo up on the screen so the audience knew what the hell they were talking about 😅 christ these guys are embarrassing 🥴

Occasionally I come back to this and "he doesn't look gay as he sounds" still has me in stitches for all the wrong reasons lmfaooo.

Went to one of his open mics and it was so fucking weird

The audience who paid to see unorganized sad attempts at "comedy/roast" are the victims here.
Great vid Nick

Nick isn't just catty, he's got rainbow cat claws like sabres XD and noodles' 'comedy' is about as limp as the pasta he named himself for ❤ love you Nick!

Gathered around a phone

I. Hate these people. Omg.

Best part is them huddled, realizing you're one of those LGBs, and wondering if their careers are over (socially, yes)

i didn't think def noodles would ever make anything i genuinely wanted to watch. this "comedy" show being aboout you makes it so much easier to watch

that guy having to say "sorry" to the drunk bro apparently enjoying a group of elementary schoolers try to make their brains work for the first time 😂

Ugghhh ok. Straights need better material when they’re gonna try to come for a gay man. Schoolyard taunts just don’t cut it , especially when the straight guy is 30 years old with only a general knowledge of comedy. It is sad tho that they needed to call out someone else to get some attention. Like you said, better business for you ❤

Nick donating to the sad comedian charity on behalf of the holey pants kid is honestly the most ruthless thing I’ve ever witnessed.

What in the School House Rock?

🤣 I absolutely adore you!

He looks like his face didn't stop growing?? Lmfao really?????

Did they charge money to go to this “event”

I’ve literally seen Nick roast himself with ease and with an extreme amount of humor on multiple occasions a lot better than they tried to.

You hurt their feelings 😂 aww.

watching nicks video was infinitely more funny than whatever that roast was 😂

Idk who def noodles was til you talked about it tho lol

I feel like I'm about to be really mad watching this. I don't want anyone ever coming for Nick! ❤️

Ouch. Their comedy is sooo cringey. I'm embarrassed watching. But you are lovely.

Nick knows if he would've said "attack", we wouldve attacked, and ended that boys whole career.
However, Nick being the gracious Queen that he is, thanked us and told us to 'stand down' because egg noodles "roast" was actually good for business.

Mama knows we got his back though.💖

Do you pronounce Nicks name like "dee-ruh-me-oh"
Or "dee-ray-me-oh" ?
I've been pronouncing it like the later and now I don't know if I've been thinking it wrong this whole time.

The way they started laughing at their jokes before they finished it makes me cringe

Nick DiRamio: Coast to Coast

Lol yessss

That whole 'comedy group' look like the white gentrifier kids I would sell a dime bag of seeds and stems to for 60$

Imagine a grown ass man calling someone “A stupid hmmm??… stupid” and believing that anyone who listened to the words that just left his mouth was worth paying for.

WHO THE HELL IS RICK DI-REEM-EEO 🤣🤣😭😭😭

I just realized he does watch you Nick. You always say a person’s name wrong a few times in videos. i.e. Garber Haner, Shawn Dawnson, etc. that’s why he said your name wrong.

“He’s made six videos about us”

So he’s bad at counting as well as comedy.

nick the amount of times you talk about quiznos i need to see you eat some quiznos

def noodles just gives out content opportunities doesn’t he

Nick always here holdin down my anxiety while I try to finish a commission. I owe you MONEY. ✊🖤✨ You’re MADE👏FOR👏THIS👏, love!

I have social anxiety and hate roast because it's just listening to "you look like" while the victim is just smiling there like they're not going to sic hate bots on the comedian's social media, but jfc watching them fumble their way to internet irrelevancy with the grace of a cement mixer full of marbles bouncing down a ravine made me feel so bad for the audience that actually paid for "the show"

Love the snark!

They say bad things come in threes. Def Noodles doing another “comedy”
Show is one of them.

is one still a comedian if people are laughing at you and not with you? we may never know.

"I live in Palm Springs now, you poor fucks" was funnier than literally anything any of those "comedians" have ever said.

Imagine paying to be in the audience to watch 5 people huddled around a cell phone with "roasts" as creative as "he looks short".

Nick: it's dumb that you pull up unprepared comics to roast each other
Them: haha he's ugly
Are they 10? What kind of dumbass comeback "he has an inbred nose" I mean wtf does that even MEAN

Oh. She actually said something. I thought that was someone's girlfriend just standing there