The Secret Santa | Chris & Jack

Okay did a little math, if Santa is 5002 advent calendars in age and an advent calendar is 24 days that puts Santa alive for 120,048 days old or a little under 329 years

Kids are not allowed to sit on Santa‘s lap in Edinburgh the council allow it. Seriously, they don’t want to risk a problem so the kid has to stand next to the Santa and not touch.

"I DON'T OWE YOU THE TRUTH, MALL BOY!!!"

The fact that he reached out and drank it (with trembling hand) without even trying to fight, reveals how terrible the alternate decision would have turned out.

He had every reason to be evil.

H:WOA ahh sketch

this needs to be a movie

This would be an awesome short story or book, great idea.

Jason Statham elf

Santa looks like cononel sanders

Would have been cooler if he was sent by the real santa.

Alnost as good as the mad tv skit of santa getting caught.

Not sure if it was said but just wanted to do the math on it because I was curious about it, the 5,002 advent calendars equals 155,062 days convert that to years you get rounded up 425 years or converting months to years cause each calendar is a month roughly you get 417 years rounded up, but I did it both ways because technically not every month is 31 days but I wasn't sure which conversion to due but decided to do both so I thought that was cool there's other math there but didn't want it to be to long

"Cheers" 👏

HE WAS SECRETLY ANGENT 47!!!!! OMG!!!

"502 advent calendars thats like 40 years?

What about oat milk and vegans?

It's May 10th and here I am... I just love this damn scetch.

Maybe one of the best skits I’ve ever seen 😭

When he started talking about the Santa clones and disposing bodies the motif from the movie “under the skin” started playing that was perfect

I dare believe "Im a Mole/mall Santa" brought this entire thing to life

The how big is your sack bit and then chris's face and the snort noise from jack was great

THE PRESTIGE

Jesus Fucking Christ, guys

THIS IS AMAZINNG!

jack da santa

Nah, I found you guys with the Genie, but this one far surpasses it. Best one yet 😁

“Very good 47, onto your next target”

Elf disposing body always get his target

He would make a great santa :D ! Edit: dammit, should have watched it all first XD

The plot twist 😮

"silent night" being the code for santa being dead is actual peak

I like the fact that clone Santa always shows disappointment or anger at unoriginal things like he is slightly irritated at the idea of a mall Santa wearing a fake belly or beard and entirely unamused when the guy says he wants to own a toyshop like santa and harshly punishes a child for flashing a fake middle finger, I like the idea that clone santa is so self conscious about being a fake he invites a mall santa to project his insecurities on someone whose less santa than he is

WELL. THAT WAS MORBID.

If lactose kills him, how was he going to eat the Cheese Blitzen?

So many twists and turna

If you have body disposal people who are capable of visiting every house to dispose of the dead Santas, wouldn't it make more sense to just let them deliver the presents?

"weve got a silent night" im gonna cry 😭

Was not expecting that twist. Nice one.

But where's real Santa? WHERE'S REAL SANTA????

I think santa doesn't give gifts equally is because rich people probably contribute more to his church(or whatever).

I lost it at “have you seen the prestige?”

Epic!

Wow.

"et tu ho" was perfect 🤌🏼

Damn. I this is better than what hollywood produced in the last 5 or 10 years.

This is beyond awesome ❤😂