Reddit Asks: What was the worst thing you did as a horny teen? (r/AskReddit)

Bro gave that bick a free white paint job😂😂😂😂

And I thought I was horny...
Cheese in a teapot I mean dude you fucked a bike.

nah bc I caught my sister holding up her phone to her




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I told her to pay up or id tell my mom 😂😂

A Line of forbidden sugar and a plunger a condom and vegetable oil The ingredients for chaos

How does one do the stuffed animal one?

Why tf is everyone freaking retarted in the world i didnt do any if this shit

Sucked on my once wife shrunken boobs while jerking off and calling her mommy

First one was the male version of Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club

Okay I have a story from a few years ago (abt 2019)


So one day I got wind of a rumor of one of the popular girls had given head to her bf. Ofc I didn’t believe it but ppl were saying they had a picture of it, I ofc was not interested in it. A few months pass by and one of my friends said they had a picture of it and asked me if I wanted to see it. I was like “how bad can it be?” Oh jeez that guys dick was so small we all bursted out laughing. Like why would he take a picture of that-

the second one was probably from alabama

If you have something that you really want in your life, spend lots of time cumming about it. The more you cum the more ideas will pop up the more creative your gonna start to get. Your subcumscious mind doesn't care if your vision is crazy. It doesnt care if you dont know how to do it.
When you see a thing clearly in your mind, your creative "cum mechanism" within you takes over and does the job much better than you could do it by cumscious effort or cumpower.
A different psychedelic from a different planet every nanosecond.
All sorts of dreams are possible.
The human nervous system cannot tell the difference between an "actual" cumxperience and an cumxperience imagined vividly and in detail.
Synthesize "experience," to literally create experience, and control it, in the laboratory of our minds.
A vision is a very emotional image, the most powerful image that you can come up with for yourself at this time. This vision will become like a hallucination in other peoples mind and this could be the cause of them creating extraordinary things.

i was alone at my house and i found pringles can, sponges, latex gloves, and some lube so i started becoming a engineer

not the fish bro

This channel… what happened?

The first one was weird 😹

The first one is every guy

So... most of these are boys.

First oof