Radagon of the Ballin' Order Theme (Elden Ring x Slam Jam)

the lands between was never the same after the shattering of marika's ankles

"I asked you not to disturb me.
Be thankful of the Court's serenity.
It is all that keeps your ankles breaking at bay." - The Loathsome Dunk Eater

Remember folks, Patches is Unbroken. He might not be a half court dunker, be he has never and will never have his ankles broken. Not until the end of worlds.

May chaos dunk the world... MAY CHAOS DUNK THE WORLD!

Thorcubed ?

“Dearest Miquella im balling now” Mohg said as he nihiled all over the court.

witless baller why covet the 3 point line

That was a foul, Tarnished!

I desperately need an Elden Ring sports anime now

Why so cool?

Radagon dunked so hard he shattered the elden hoop

HOURAH LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE COURTYARDS
THE EVER-BALLIN' GOLDMASK
FIA, SIDE BENCH COMPANION
THE LOATHSOME DUNK EATER
AND SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE BALL-THROWING

"we will dunk the gods, together!"

I know in my bones a tarnished cannot become a baller, not even you. A man cannot dunk a god.

Godfrey definitely dunked on Placidusax and then broke Radagon’s ankles

now do gwyn

Basketball anime action scenes when this banger plays:

Tarnished stfu im ballin over here

Slam Bam thank you Beast Clergy Man

"I gave thee points enough, you made a good defense serosh, proceeds to rip serosh apart rroaaaargh! now i play as Hoarah Loux, baller!"

Nice now i need a elden ring basketball game...

Ballin' but at what cost. if i have to cross up the golden order and shattering Michael Jeffrey Radagon's ankles.

"BALLERS ONE AND ALL, BARE WITNESS"

Man I remember the best match in the playoffs, Golden Order Warriors vs Liurnia Lakers

"joiiiin the serpentine lineeeup. Togetherrrrr we will dunk on, the very gods" -rykard, lord of ball-esphomy

Upon my name as Godfrey, the first ballin' GOAT

why is this lowkey fire

Graceless Baller.

What is thy business with these courts?

Ahh... Godrick the Power Forward. The twin Point Guards, Miquella and Malenia. Center Radahn. Small Foward Rykard. Shoot ing Guard Ranni.

Willful cheaters, all.

Thy kind are all of a piece. Floppers. Emboldened by the flame of triple doubles.

Have it writ upon thy meagre Js:

Crossed by King Morgott! Last of all ballers.

And far in the distance, two figures quietly approve...

Radagon really ballin' so hard elden beast cracked

Putting the 'rad' in Radagon🔥🔥🔥

Dunk the Erdtree to the ground, and crossover all that divides, and balls. Ah, may chaos dunk the world. MAY CHAOS DUNK THE WORLD!!!

Basketball players have been reall quiet when Radagon Joined the ballin order

it wasnt a sky temple, it was a sky backboard

Ehh doesn’t capture the magic of the Super Londo Bros. Back in the oven this one goes.

I want an elden ring basketball edition now lol i did not expect to wake up to this in my recommended

Laker liurnia

Who would win? The Golden Order vs The Everlasting Dragons in their prime.

Radagon may be ballin, but Godfrey would be able dunk from full court.

The Tarnished dunking on White Mask Varre Venom and Spiderman style might possibly be one the hardest images I can imagine

O Energy, Try Energy. Behold, strong jam ahead.

The Lands Between Hoops

"Oh Kobe's, become my shoes once more"
- Maliketh, the black mamba

Immediately went to spotify so I can listen to this while I grind all my games' Christmas updates/events

Radagon but he turned the hammer into a ball

In Marika’s Own Words: ‘Thou shalt dunk.’

It's been a long while, Morgott.
Long and hard didst thou dunk.
Tarnished baller.
Spurned by the grace of the court.
Be assured, the Elden Ball
resteth close at hand.
Alas, I am returned.
To be granted to dunk once more.
Upon my name as Godfrey,
The first Court Lord!

Brave Baller. Thy dunks befit a crown.

I was scrolling through and I had to back up to re read this. Now I’m here. Ahahaha this is awesome 😂

I AM THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS BALLIN - Goddrick the Ballin