Alephs Are Scary - Lobotomy Corporation

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that thing is no puppy

laughs

can't wait for big bird

Constant restarts and resets will become problem if you try to do 100% abnos ending, since it will be hard to notice what tool was still not fully researched

I got lucky with the dog. I got the right one and never did the wrong one and because of that I never lost anyone to that dogo. RNG lets go

play rlcraft :3

thats some nice content, wished i could buy lobotomy :,D

Hey, new subcriber here. So far I've been enjoying the content quite a lot. By the way, each department has special bonuses for the people who work in it. The training team makes people level up faster and the security team gives people more health.

Everyone: talks about NT Aleph

Me: I just glad that you didn't get the "Now its time for my head to burst, Good Day" abnormality tbh. Fuck that shit

Poddae it's a good boy. Who is a good boy? Yes he is, yes he is.
Just please stop chewing my arm.

For some reason I think some of the lower anomalies are the more dangerous ones

Also can i be a character?

l e w d t h e s h e e p

is it bad to have 4 aleph before passing the 5th department

Oh my GOD I love the merch.

i got two alephs once, that week was a pain.

About your first ALEPH:
No, it's not one of the easy ones. It's the second hardest. (Not including the good ol' WK or Apoc) It has an extremely large health pool. It has a move that basically instakills, so you have to kill it quick before you can get to it's second form, which has that attack.

CORRECTION:

Nevermind, it's the THIRD worst. It's not actually that bad.

Michael don't give a fck. He got massive balls.

lol first aleph you got was nothing their who ever told you he was one of the easist lied to you but i think easist depends on what you got early mid to late the easy one by far is mountian of smiling bodies until he gets his 3rd body peice.
hell my first Aleph was Blue Heart and man the first time it esacped i cried cause no one could resist its pull... i cried

I'm a bit sad, because the first box at the beginning is one of the most helpfull abnormalities ever

Since people are somewhat divided on the Aleph: It sure is one of the easiest to take care but one of the hardest to put down.

You gave the people the power to speak, and speak they did, speak sins that is

we must protect pippi from being lewded at all costs.

Little red ridding hooded mercenary just there:.....

"One of the easy ones"
Literally not coded to have a death animation because you are not supposed to kill it, if it gets out you die.

The BALLS on this man to send a level 3 agent to take care of Nothing there, while also calling it a cute puppy.
This dude gives me the feeling that if someone sent lovecraftian monster at him he would adomesticate it and call it bobby the eye eater

just ignore the guidelines because that's a cringe feature
I feel bad for angela if he is the manager

NT, second worst right behind melting love.
Stats are listed in order of importance, training is most necessary above all else. Stats are rated 0-3. 0 being the worst such as, hard to contain, no training value or breach WILL cause death. 3 being easy to contain, training is this thing's existence or breach is negligible.

Training/stat improve: 1, annoying due to high Temp and Fort demand to generate a good result. Just so happens to need high levels of the same stats he needs high levels of to work with.

Containment: 2, not the most specific but requires high levels of three stats, can be left alone otherwise.

Breach: 1, breach will likely result in a reset. You have to time when to dodge and when to heal and shield against this thing. Only thing harder is WN. Who is WN? death

Pippi kinda slaps. I got Dakota, Eliza, and Lamarcus as my main three badasses that I can send to check out anything. I refuse to lose the Lobotomy bros and their little sister Liz(yeah that was a week reference)

lobotomy corp has such cute characters. how do you get the thumbnail art?

Everyone else: OH NO, OH NO NO NO, YOU PICKED THE WRONG THING, IT GON' KIIIIIILL YOU.
Gromm: Puppy~!

Bro missed silent orchestra and picked dog instead💀

THAT IS NOT A VERY GOOD PUPPY!!!

my first aleph was nothing there... (technically it would be army in black but he is a aleph but shows zayin)

DISAGREE EE

I love how most people's first aleph is "Nothing there"

that aleph dog is a scientist that died and got mutilated btw

Aww cute puppy

Inhale B I R B

Bro coulda gotten little red riding hood merc but he chose the monstrosity of a dog

Picture this: four humanoid abnormalities discussing the fact that WE CANT TELEPORT BREAD RAAAAAAHHHHH 🤬🤬🤬🤬💥🦅🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🦅🤬💥🦅🇺🇸🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🤬💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🤬🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🤬🇺🇸🤬🦅🤬🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥

nothing there is cute

neighbor: don't worry she doesn't bite🥰
the dog in question:

WE ABOUTA GET 3RD TRUMPET WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!

goodbye :D

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