Starbucks in the 90’s vs. Starbucks Today

“Excuse me ma’am there is a large… excuse me I mean a venti poop on the bathroom floor”

90s Starbucks dude seems kinda pretentious, but also, he seems to have found the bliss of perfect inner peace. Especially when he talks about typing away for hours.

It's the McDonald's of coffee

@ the time my mom told me red lobster used to be the fanciest restaurant in town

My roommate's boss admits he likes Starbucks because he enjoys "the most bitter, acrid, terrible coffee possible"

That last part! Literally lol.

Lizame

There’s poop. There’s poop everywhere in here. 💀💀

Lmaorotf 🤣 🤣 🤣

“..This tastes like piss!❤”

boycott starbucks, free palestine

Average city experience

I always look for a piss reference in your videos

Bro what the f*** are you on about you are yapping about nothing this is inaccurate as s***

But respectfully it is kind of funny no hard feelings

Should’ve addressed the beverage technicians that are now political commentators 😂

Yet people still flock to the point that you can't ever get in and out in under five minutes.

I live in Kuwait. Here, Starbucks is where students study or discuss school work together mainly. People usually gather in Starbucks as a hangout space. Can turn really loud fast depending on the branch. And yes, over priced coffee too.😅

"Ask them what they call a large you won't believe it" venti is 20. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations you're stupid in 3 languages.

He’s jealous he’s not the one giving the handjob.

Its like describing starbucks and then describing florida 😂😂

This tastes like piss

Hey we had a machete guy that was a regular at the circle k i used to work at! He was pretty chill. Had a back sheath and everything lol

I once went to clean the bathrooms when I worked on Starbucks, one of the bathrooms had a giant log of shit sitting on the toilet seat, like come out you could have at least pushed it in, and like that shit had to be intentional that’s not something you do on accident.

They didn't have large in the 90s I think. It was just short and tall :)

Exactly!

I wish there was a way to run a restaurant that only allowed in females (and only males under 13 with their female guardians. ) I know civil rights laws wouldn’t allow it but i feel like it’d be fascinating to see what problems disappeared and what new ones arose.

Starbucks is failing in Australia because their coffee is shit

I remember being a kid in early 2000s going to the mall and getting a coffee "white chocolate mocha" and I thought it was the fanciest shit in the world lol and now im like its just slightly better than McDonalds coffee lol

Cup of Java. Thanks for that.
Never understood where "cup of Joe" came from.

People need to stop freaking out about the machete guy. He sounds like a fun guy.

I wasn't expecting that ending

This goes for Panera too.

I once asked for a large and they sedated me and sold my knees.

Mmm… this tastes like p*** lol

Welcome to Corporate America! It's horrendously worse than it used to be, the staff wanna die, and it costs ten times as much as it used to. But the customers I MEAN Shareholders are happy!

Progressive values have sure led to a utopia

I knew the exact words he was going to say for the last scene 😂

What kind of Starbucks is this?

Should have ended it with it tasting like poop

You forgot blue hair liberals not allowing Jewish people to use the bathroom because Free Palestine or whatever..... And they call other people Nazis lol 😆😆😆

sounds pretty logical that someone who wasn't alive in the 90s or these other eras gets these eras completely wrong. He's a dunce moron.

Hi guys. I'm the guy being naughty in the bathroom. I have issues, okay. I'm working it out 🤪

“It’s the 90’s Bryan” 😂

Ts mmjo

What fucking Starbucks are you guys going to?

Wait, what's the 90s?

I like to imagine these 2 are having a direct conversation

“…this tastes like piss..” is so accurate to Starbucks coffee💀💀

Is this accurate?