A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Races

Thermodynamics are racist

Even DND is racist!

Didn't camicat do this first?

Yooooo, I did not expect a rap to the melody of bo burnhams "rant", that is seriously impressive!

This was quiet useful to remember what each race does

Ok, guys, let's see who JoCrap REALLY is -
pulls off the head to see the face of a long-time 20th level bard
oHHH whO cOUld hAvE sEEn thIs cOmIng

No magic touched?

Holy crap the beginning 😳, ok but when the song continued I screamed

Is changling a real race you can be in dnd cause I can't find it in dndbeyond.

Jo, I have two questions for you.
1: Can you remaster this song to add in more races?
2: Why is that never going to happen?

Seen your videos before, and used them to help me be a DM for the first time. So far my first campaign has gone well. I've given you my sub finally for how awesome your content is. Thank you.

Wow! I'm learning AND having fun!

Do some Pathfinder! Golarion stuff would be good.

It took me too long to realize he went in an alphabetical order.

You forgot about the Wolfkind. 🐺

As a changeling, i can confirm disguise kits are worthless. 🍀

I would say bugbears are more similar to Bigfoot's than bears.

Im still sad the simic hybrid is kinda...usssles, its such a cool and awsome ides but they basicly dont do anything at all with all their things being being either unscaling and starting off weak, or being completly situational (like being able to breath underwather or glide)

THIS IS SO GOOD AND FUNNY good job:)

Hey my Genasi Bard successful seduced an Elf so hard he married them

Was this backed by Rant - Bo Burnham’s beat?? 😭

Why does the instrumental remind me so much of classic durassic it just has the same vibe and it just made this song kinda nostalgic to me xD

Ngl im impressed you rapped over that

It took me this long to realize that he’s going in alphabetical order at least from what I understand

Autism.

Humans: Passionate mayflies that spread across the multiverse like a fungus, adapting to any shithole they can find, just to do some more epic crap and build some more empires because their lives are stupidly short

JoCat: "Boring 😒"

Yuan-ti is my fav race of all time its a shame most games dont go for them.

I did not expect this to be a fucking rap on how to DnD?? Hello?? very good tho

so spotify link when

Calling humans boring. SMH. Humans are only boring if you're fucking boring my guy.

nvm

you forgot tabaxi

Lore was crap isthk. But they got some love recently.

Racists.... All the racists....

I abused the Minotaurs goring rush ability when playing my Christian Minotaur Paladin OSELO Fisthorn ( DON’T STEAL )

i am doing a campaign i am DMing and my character is a tabaxi rouge. in my campaign race only messes with abilities, stealth, hp, and a thing i made specifically for my campaign, mobility points (lowers hp the higher it is) think of mobility points as a percent, i am allowing hombrew and combining races, i combined tabaxi and angel, so my mobility points are at 100% so -50% hp for my character my starting 100 (it should be 120 but stealthy characters get - 20 hp) so i am somehow still stronger than a mage even though i only have 50 hp

Also good for Baldurs Gate 3

Now we have like 100 new additions

Homebrew go

My player chose to play as an Owlin

He’s a midget cause he hatched prematurely

what is a sentient clay?

Asides from the jokes you are incredibly skilled

Spittin BARS

I can't this is to good

I just realized all the races are in alphabetical order

Tiefling is too fuckin true😂
I personally play tieflings and you pull made hoes as them

Has anyone actually ever played a big talking tree?

This song reminds me of Fort Minor - Believe me