The Most Ridiculous Student Stories!

A lot of your stories involve basically making fun of kids for not knowing their geography. However, the problem with this is that it is the teachers fault that the kids don’t know their geography. I do not find this funny I just find this to be sad. I think if you guys think about it, you will end up agreeing with my opinion. If a kid does not know their geography which apparently a lot of the kids in these stories don’t no, they’re geography, then it is the teachers that have failed them. The teachers need to learn how to teach kids in a different way if you’re not getting through to them. Make them learn make them love to learn . Find ways to capture their intention, and to make them understand that learning is important. If you want to make fun of somebody, you should make fun of the teachers who have failed these kits. This is the honest truth.

In my school, kids will make jewelry, like earrings, out of the plastic babies and sell them in the cafeteria before school.

That gak moment 🤦‍♀️

My former school had a 'phantom pooper'. He or she would always drop a dookie five minutes before class got out! And if he or she was mad, they would intentionally smear it in the hallway 🤢

Bro ones in prek I let one of my friends cut my hair and I have no idea what I was thinking but I let her cut it and like this girl just cutting my hair and she finished as soon as she finishes I yell “she cut my hair!!!” And she was in soooo much trouble but when I got home my mom looked at me and asked if I cut my hair and I said a girl did and then later we got into a fight and she says you probably let her and I cried so much 😂😂

So the kids in my class puts stickers in other teachers rooms and now the teachers tell them to do it

Y’all should have Mrs. Miller the sticker store teacher

Um... I came here for crazy parent stories and I do want to like this but...

Is it strange that four teachers are talking about how stupid their students are and wondering who is supposed to be educating these children? 🤷‍♂️

The night before my grandpa passed I had a dream that my grandpa passed and I called my dad crying he was still okay at that time the next morning I woke up to my grandpa had passed

I remembered when I was in kindergarten and when I was in daycare I was wearing this like and first grade I remember I was wearing my favorite pants make and it made me went to the bathroom every 10 minutes and I was embarrassed cuz people were like talking about like me going to the bathroom every five minutes those because I hadn't used it since lunch and every Sesso I was like dang and then and they care I remembered I got picked up early and and I remember I used to get nervous that I used to poop in my pants and I was embarrassed and teachers were like calling my mom

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The way none of these adults know what a king cake is 😂 the one teachers family is from Louisiana 😂

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I choked on my spit at North Korea being a state

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“I am the patron saint of ratchet kids.” 😂 that’s an awesome teacher right there.

My teacher this year told me a story about one time he was running an after-school club. There were things like when I grow up I want to be something because so and so but once a kid showed him and it said I want to be a box so I can be useful.

Ya'll freaked out from middle names, my parents call me Saskia Anna(thats my names, im a german immigrant) on the daily

One kid in my class got possessed,like actually!!! So we were doing math, this kid like kinda passed out(the kid had a disability that makes him pass out so its fine), and then like less than a minute later the kid woke up and walked away without saying anything and he to the playground and passed out and woke up, and genuinly had no idea where he was!!! He had to go up to the teacher and ask

Their is babies with the koosh ball head

I love how when someone is done talking y’all just like all talk at the same time and someone tries to talk and just gives up 😂

I have a horrible math teacher name, Miss Richardson

Ok the poop story reminded me of one time I was in music class it was the end of the day and my music teachers boss came in and said “ok someone wrote out curse words in there feces and if anyone did it we want you to come to the office bc whoever did this need mental help .” And me and everyone else was silent I was just shocked we all suspected this one kid who has something idk if it’s autism or smth but yeah 😂😂😂

At an elementary school in my district there was a kid that kept rubbing poop all over the walls and they had no idea which kid it was. They gave him the name "mad pooper"
Then when i was in middle school 3 girls went into the bathroom after school and smeared poop everywhere. The walls, floors, roofs and everything, we had a whole assembly about it.

Nobody:

Kid: mommy invites her daddy over to eat sugar with her nose

Everyone:😐😐😐😐😐

Did they save mimosas in the morning aren't those alcoholic

Interesting how all these teachers are gen Xers. Is there a reason you don't have any Millennial teachers on your show? Ya think you might get a different perspective on your students and teaching in general from educators who've been around longer than you?? Just saying.......

Omg im still in school (8th) and one time.... 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 i was i the 4th grade. A girl bought, not babies..... BUT TEENY TINT ITSY BITSY 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙔. 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎. and hid them on everything.we had a pet hamster- his name was Wellington Slime Ball JR. the 5th. Yea that was his name. No there was no hamsters before him. The whole class leaves for recess and she says behind "im not feeling well." so me being me, I stay back and spend some time with her like "hey whats up, you good?" and she gets up and says nothing.
The following happened:
Her: * gets up and walks to Wellington's terrarium *
Me: w...wha?
Her: shhhh calm.
Me: * full attention *
Her: * proceeds to put a tiny parry hat on Wels *
Me: ... 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵...
AND IT WAS 2 DAYS. 2. DAYS. Until this bitch Lerena said sum, excuse my language. Little snitch... She told the teacher, wanna know what he did? H e l e f t i t. He absolutely loved it. DUE TO THE FACT. It was the exact day, 1 year apart from when this hamster was bought. A kid also ate an entire piece of paper and everyone said "what paper" when the teacher asked "why'd you eat the paper" lol. hampter will always be my favorite tho.

I have those pillows lol

My school literally BANNED kids from Talking to each other on any social media platform because they cause to many fights, I kept talking to my friends but like still-

im so thankful i was home schooled the kids who don't know geography would drive me insane

one of my own cringiest stories was I had a teacher named Mrs. Hills. Older woman but good teacher and really nice. I was around 3-4th grade.

I saw a show on TV about something with Beverly Hills. And there was this gorgeous host.

I very much misinterpreted this but have to commend my 9-10 year old self.

I went up to my teacher and asked outright "Do you have a daughter named Beverly Hills? Cuz id like to take her out on a date"

Her face was dumbfounded. Looking back idk if she thought i was making fun of her last name, or if i was making things up or just being a whacko.

But in my 9-10 year old mind, I genuinely thought that Pretty Host's name was Beverly Hills; but it was the location of the reality show... 😅😅😅😅

Imagine the students they’re talking abt (ex. The one who thought North Korea was a US state) saw this

Lol rode island is the smallest state

Let me just say…. as a CSI who can’t share her work stories with just anyone 😂 I am absolutely obsessed with this podcast !!!!!

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Nurse stories and teacher stories. Can't beat 'em!

My son was 11 months old when my dad died, and we'll he use to wake up around 2-3 in the morning almost every night talking with my dad! That stuff Is 1000% true!!!

I hate the way yall talk about your lives. What the fuck is that accent XD

Jordan cunningham has raised a tiny army of tiny baby hiders-

The crossing the name out thing got me, I regularly misspelled my name when I quickly add it before turning it in (I once legit wrote Naam instead of Naomi, naam is name in Dutch luckily those are quick fixes as it’s usually just switching an a into an o and the other way around, Noami was also a frequenter on my tests)

as a student i lisen to this while workiong on homework it just makes me feel like im being watched by teachers lol